“Rama II” is the “gritty, Abrams-esque soft reboot” of “Rendezvous with Rama” that nobody asked for.
Content Warning: Rama II contains pederasty and doesn’t seem to feel too bad about it, nor paint it in a negative light. Also, there are several racial references to “Orientals,” “Asiatics,” and a negative view of “Blacks.”
Overall, this entire novel comes across as a tale set “in the not too distant future” (…way down in Deep 13…somewhere in time and space…) from a late 1980’s perspective, and not as someone writing about events occurring 200 year in the future. The morality of people, the ideas they have, the way that they act, their relationships, governmental bodies, etc., all act very 1990s science fiction.
I’m quite disappointed to say that “Rama II” has as much to do with “Rendezvous with Rama” as “Star Trek 2009” has to do with “The Original Series.” Yes, it takes place in the same universe, and yes, it acknowledges its own history in some way, but the two novels exist in their own little worlds. I call this a “soft reboot” rather than a full on reboot, because like most soft reboots, it functions as something of a sequel, even if it is essentially retelling the same story, but this time with blackjack and hookers.
It's been roughly 70 years since “Rendezvous with Rama” and everything sucks now. Unlike, “Rendezvous,” “Rama II” is chock full of exposition in an alternating chapter style format (i.e., here’s a character, here’s her backstory, or here’s a current even, here’s how we got there). Apparently, in the year or two following the initial encounter, the exuberance of finding out that we are not alone put humanity on a crazy spending spree (personal, business, and governmental) and so much was being bought and sold and traded that what we today essentially call a DDOS-style attack occurred (the term wasn’t around in the 1980s, I guess, and there wasn’t really a deliberate DDOS attack, the system was just so overwhelmed that data was strangulated). When people found out that their accounts weren’t being drained by their purchases due to the delay, they went out and spent more money that they technically didn’t have, to take advantage of the delay. How the system could still process purchases but was unable to process payments is not explained, nor do I think the author’s thought about it, seemingly convinced credit payments would occur like they did in the 80s with the whole carbon copy manual swiping devices – remember those?
This, of course, led to a tremendous economic crash called the “Great Chaos” and lasted for decades. All of the colonies on Mercury, Mars, the Moons of Jupiter, etc., were all either abandoned in a mass exodus back to Earth or the people there were left to starve as their resources ran out, since Earth was unable to provide. There is even mention of mass starvation on Earth, with over 100 million dead in a famine. Oddly, in “Rendezvous” we are told that Earth tried (and consistently fails) to keep its population under 1 billion, but not that it fails in the sense that there are billions and billions – I got the impression that maybe it was like somewhere between 1 and 2 billion – but, regardless, even with this mass starvation, there are over 1 billion Catholics and Earth and over 1 billion people tune in to watch the cosmonauts land on Rama II. Yes, cosmonauts…repeatedly, over and over, they are called cosmonauts.
We are even told that, because of this famine, and downturn, children became a precious commodity and were the subject of overprotective parents and policies. We, the readers, are specifically told to “keep this in mind” as we learn about the characters…and I have no idea why, as it’s never brought up – and with one of the characters essentially being raped at the age of 14 repeatedly and publicly, no less – it’s just not present.
Anyway, it appears that, in the ensuing decades, with everyone back living on Earth, and the Moon (even though we never visit a Moon base, or meet anyone from the Moon, or go to the Moon, or ever have the Moon mentioned again), engaged in “Disaster Socialism” and loads of dictators in order to keep the peace, as there is a mention of Japan being hit particularly hard “until recently” with the reopening of the Free Market, in which they have once again become an economic powerhouse. One of our characters, an Air Force General, also previously was a pilot in an operation the USA conducted against right-wing terrorists in Guatemala (nice to know in 200 years, we’re still engaging in “interventions”).
So, with all that, just like “Space Guard” from “Rendezvous” there is a new even deeper space monitoring system, “Excalibur” which detects another Rama-style spacecraft approaching in 2196 (which the book tells us, that after finally recovering from the “Great Chaos,” Humanity is at about the same technological level as we were in “Rendezvous”)…flash forward to 2199 and/or 2200 in which we’ve spent the ensuring three/four years prepping a crew and ships to intercept it…at about the orbit of Venus.
The crew makes perfect movie material, as well. Instead of the experienced space explorers of the first book of which there were about forty, most of whom remained nameless/faceless, we now have an ensemble cast of twelve, described perfectly and with backstories, so we can ensure that the casting directors can find the perfect actors and actresses. We have older male military officers for those distinguished older actors, we have sexy femme fatales for those up-and-coming starlets (all of whom are “exotic” since they are foreign – whip out those accents ladies), we have a few token “minorities” so we can ensure that we can cast 1990s Samuel Jackson and maybe 1990s Ken Watanabe and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, and we’ve got a couple of love interests so we can fill out the hunk quota.
Of these, our “main character,” if one can be called as such, is Nicole des Jardins, whose father was French and mother was from the Ivory Coast. She’s a former Olympian turned Doctor who had a fling with the future King of England after she won her gold, and then he cast her aside when she seemed to think they’d up together because, as Prince Henry VI states, “the people of England would never accept a half-black Queen”…in 2200. This is just one of many instances of racism peppered throughout this book. Another character, Francesca Sabatini, seeks out abortion meds because, as she states, “the world doesn’t need another half-black baby”…in 2200.
Speaking of, Francesca left home at the age of 14, seducing a rich, middle-aged Italian fashion mogul, of which we get ample descriptions of how sexy he finds this barely teenage girl, culminating in them having sex in a limo – to which we get a brief description – thank you for that…*fucking sigh* …and then said fashion designer begins to parade her around, dressed to the nines, making out with her in public, and leering at her, etc., so that EVERYONE knows what’s going on…and no one cares. Which, it’s fricking 2200…this would be front page news of every digital paper, splashed across every page of the future version of the internet, etc., etc. So much for that “extreme protection” all parents have towards their children which we were told to keep in mind earlier…lacking are also the descriptions of alternative relationships present in “Rendezvous.” Heteronormativity seems to have buried it’s claws deep into society yet again – but, on the bright side, it seems that the Big Bang Theory is back to mainstream acceptance.
Round out the cast we have Reggie Wilson – he’s the token black guy, in case you couldn’t tell from his name – and, as Francesca describes him after they bang, he’s very well-endowed…’cause you know. He’s also one of three of the crew that die, because this is the gritty reboot, and no one died in “Rendezvous,” so it was not exciting. Oh, guess what occupation both Francesco and Reggie share – something vitally important to aa scientific expedition to Rama, I hear you guess – well, you’d be wrong. They are both journalists. That super vital job required by all space exploration missions with limited crews…yep.
Then there’s Dr. Brown, whose first name escapes me, who is like the smartest person on the planet, but has also plagiarized his most important work from his ex-wife, and is described as having no interest in learning anything to do with mechanics or engineering…which seems highly useless on a space mission with a limited crew. Much like “Ever Man a Soldier” should this not be “Every Astronaut an Engineer”…it’s ever mentioned, after half the crew is dead and/or missing, that they don’t even know if they can’t pilot the ship back to Earth because no one knows all the tasks. Seems like the Selection Committee could have thought about that.
Speaking of the Selection Committee, I swear that instead of actually attempting to build a crew capable of completing the mission, they were actually casting for a reality TV show, where people are purposefully selected to have incompatible personalities for “pointless/needless drama.” Oh, but then it wouldn’t be exciting to read, I hear some say…funny, “Rendezvous” was just fine – 5 stars even – and had none of this.
Also, from a technical standpoint, I have no idea whether the ships Earth made (yes there were two, a “military ship” and a “science ship”…since every Human now lives on Earth – aside from the apparently invisible people on the Moon – I have no idea why there is a “military ship” – especially one that was purposefully built to go to Rama and only has a crew of four…??? Anyway, they brought along bottles and bottles and bottles of wine, vodka, etc., for some reason, and they pour it out of the bottles into glasses and cups, and one of the character’s put their hand over the cup to prevent the liquid from floating out as they pour…but, well, watch how liquid acts on the ISS. It doesn’t pour, without gravity, surface tension rules. There’s also an entire medical closet on the science ship. I really don’t think twelve people, who should be in amazingly good health, considering, really need an entire walk-in closet full of medications for a couple of months worth of journeying/exploring.
Speaking of health, one of our Japanese scientists has a heart condition that is kept concealed from the brass because he really wants to go to Rama, and he wrote a book about it and everything. I mean, not to be that person, but I’m sure there’s dozens of people just like him, if not hundreds, who don’t have heart conditions, but he’s a nice person, I guess, so he gets to go…and guess what he dies from whilst exploring Rama? As another character states “he got to live though, instead of just survive”…and yes, true…but, he’s one of twelve people on a highly dangerous exploration mission. Is not his presence important to the other eleven people, and could his death cause potentially undue hardships to the rest of the crew? But, yes, even though fulfilling his dream could potentially kill everyone else, at least he got to…*eyeroll*
Much like all other reboots, this one also suffers from internal inconsistencies, because when should details get in the way of story, I guess. So, on the first Rama, the Cylindrical Sea was a sort of quasi-organic-metallic soup and after it unfroze, all of the biots began appearing and doing all their various functions on Rama, leading to the speculation that various factories and machines must extract materials from the sea to build them, which is also why the biots seem to dump all of the trash and debris back into the Sea. Well, on the second Rama, there are biots running around all over the place while the Sea is still frozen because…as well as throwing scrap over the cliffs down onto the ice, I guess…because…also, where’s all the scrap coming from, since, presumably, as Rama leaves a system and refreezes, it’s inert and empty…????
And, in the finest of Human traditions, at one point, the people of Earth view Rama as a threat and launches dozens of nuclear missiles at it – which Rama deflects and/or cause to detonate prematurely at a safe distance with a metallic mesh netting. Oh, speaking of, at one point the President of these YOU-NIGH-TED States calls to convince a character to agree to activating the nukes they brought on board with them because his daughter is scared and think of all the other scared daughters. The President is an incredibly famous baseball player – in 2200 – because baseball apparently underwent a phenomenally, monumental comeback – and he’s from Texas, which we know because we get his accent typed into his dialogue – hence my YOU-NIGH-TED states reference. And he’s running for reelection against the Christian Conservative candidate…because this is the absolute worst timeline.
See what I mean, though? This is a 1990s science fiction drama, taking place in like 2015, ala “Escape From Los Angeles” or something like that.