Wrongly Writing: The ongoing saga of an incomplete wanker

by Thomas Corfield

The much anticipated ongoing saga of an incomplete wanker, involving international drug smuggling operations, complications over library membership, and the Dutch. Wrongly Writing has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis and cringing social ineptitude than the first Wrong Book, and proves that while editors exist for a reason, the author clearly doesn’t. Follow a man barely deserving of the title as he flails through a turgid cesspit of human depravity, only to discover that he’s the one bunging up its U-bend.

379 pages, Kindle Edition

First published July 24, 2016

About the author

Thomas Corfield was born in London several years ago, definitely before last Thursday. This was a good year for all concerned, and for him in particular, because without it, later years would mean little. He owes a lot to that first year, and now lives because of it in undisclosed locations after having successfully absconded from probation. Although he finds making friends difficult, this is only because no one likes him. Including his mother, who didn’t bother giving him a name until he was nine. His solicitor describes him as having an allergy to apostrophes and an aversion to punctuation that borders on pathological. This makes the popularity of his books all the more remarkable. At least it would if there was any. But there isn't. So it doesn't. He was recently interviewed in Joomag's Meals of Food magazine, which didn't help anyone.

Reviews

[Nickie · Rating 3 out of 5]

I listened to this book via Hoopla and really enjoyed the author's reading. Quite funny plot with "saga" being a very good description of this story! I had several laugh out loud moments at the dialog, the crass language and the situations the author found himself in. While I did find some parts to be repetitive, overall this was a quick and easy listen that was entertaining while doing yard work and chores.

[Casey · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hilarious book. I will definitely keep reading this author.