Christmas Bangers

Dangerous Sinners #5

by Mila Crawford

This holiday season come get dirty with The Dangerous Sinners.

Four one shot stories to warm up any cold winter night.

Good Enough to Eat- Maxim and Samira

The Manor- Alexie and Mia

The Cabin- Stella, Kian, Axel, and Ronan

Psycho Santa- Mikhail and Bree

Genres: Christmas, Dark Romance, Novella, Holiday, Smut, Dark, BDSM

77 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 21, 2022

Reviews

[Darlene I read WAY to many books · Rating 4 out of 5]

So I put all the triggers below. Mila did this short novellas for a few couples I'm do mini reviews on each couple!!

Fiest up is Good enough to eat- Maxim and Samira from Bound together.

This couple is sweet in a twisted way lol Maxim just loves to eat his wife ;) we get a tiny insurance Samira but Max makes sure his wife knows she's everything and shows her over and over ;)

Next up is The Manner- Alexie and Mia from Thicker than blood

Another crazy couple and this time Alexie is doing something for his woman he doesn't enjoy. Public play he doesn't like others looking/touching his woman. So he's giving in letting his pet crawl and show off her body. They have drama when someone doesn't listen and well someone's body part gets chop off lol 😂😂😂 oh Alexie you crazy sob!!.

Next is Stella/Axel/Ronan and Kian from Room 22

I love this couple who doesn't love somnophilia hehe that's what the guys do to Stella to enjoy there Xmas wish. It's dirty and spicy no real story just smut lol. We get a TVP and I was 💦💦💦💦


Last one psycho Santa with Mikhali and Bree from The mask

Mikhail and eating that red river!!! Lordddd these men are Unhinged and I love it. Just smut all around.

No ow drama tiny om drama, no cheating, tiny drama, sexy times, no virgins


Recommend-yes
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶🌶🌶


MF MMMF
Somnophilia
Degradation
Primal play
Praise kink
Spit play Breath play
CnC
Dubcon
Fear play
Tvp
Dp
Anal play
Cream pies
Exhibitionism
Impact play
Angel wings
No condom
Knife play
Violence

[zari ♡ · Rating 3 out of 5]

Book Club Read:

Ya know… as the book got darker with the different couples, I actually kinda liked it.

Literally the definition of here for a good time not a long time 🤣 literally Smut.

[Carolina]

𝑴𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒐 𝒚 𝒍𝒂 𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒐 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒔 𝒐𝒋𝒐𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒂. —𝑻𝒆 𝒂𝒎𝒐, 𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒌𝒂. 𝑬𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒆𝒍 𝒔𝒐𝒍 𝒏𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆 𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒂 𝒐𝒔𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒅.

[Willie Mercedes · Rating 5 out of 5]

If you’re here for a good time and not a long time, this is the read for you. Four one shot stories to warm up any cold winter night.

Good Enough to Eat- Maxim and Samira

The Manor- Alexie and Mia

The Cabin- Stella, Kian, Axel, and Ronan

Psycho Santa- Mikhail and Bree

TW: Somnophila, Degradation, Primal Play, Praise, Spit play, Breath Play, CNC, Dubcon. Fear play, TVP, DP, MMMF, Cream Pies, Exhibitionism, Impact play, Crawling, Angel Wings.

[Paige IRB · Rating 5 out of 5]

lovedddddd itttttt

10/10 would recommend to anyone who loved smüt so wild you question your sanity. 5/5 stars. Not 3 stars. 5.

[Miakoda · Rating 3 out of 5]

I'm taking a star or two for the RH ✋🏽.

As always, Max has one of the filthiest mouths around that he keeps for Samira. For her and her alone ❤. Their wrap up was super nice and I loved it.

NOW! FOR MY BABIES ALEXIE AND MIA. What I wouldn't give for more of them. 😩 They are my favorite couple 🥰 and their dynamic and love always makes me so happy. They're both crazy asf and their smut was just top tier as always! 🥳


....The RH 😃... Potential but it's so it's missing for me. I still dislike Axel and his brother sister link even though...anyways 🧘🏽‍♀️ their dinner was nice great evening. Cute yeah yeah... I'll take Kian to go... ❤


Oh...My....Shit 🙈😵‍💫 I have a fucking obsession with Mikhail 🤣💗 I'm so happy he also got his happy ending. Him and Bree are perfect for each other and ugh their smut was also spicy 🌶🌶🌶 and beautiful. Mikhail also has a mouth on him, idk how Bree doesn't cum just from him talking. 😭 But I loved the mask as always.


Shout out to all four couples and each story. Great wrap up and I adore all of them. 🥰🥳✨

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬]

[Katelin S · Rating 5 out of 5]

Dangerous Sinners have been some of my absolute favourite reads this year and then this?! Holy Hannah this takes the cake! Pure filthy smvtfest and just… wow. I love getting more of them. I didn’t think there could be anything dirtier than Room Twenty-Two/Hide & Seek but alas, this wins! Buckle up and bring all the batteries for this read!

[Kourtney · Rating 5 out of 5]

The title says it all. It’s a banger.
Ever wanted to know where you favorite characters are doing this Christmas? Then this is a definite read for you. It’s a quick read and you get a little wrap up to where they are now.
Check your triggers because Mila doesn’t disappoint when it comes to them.

[*CJ* · Rating 4 out of 5]

"Christmas Bangers" has a short story from all the couples from the dangerous sinners series. It is so HOT and dirty and kinky, I gobbled it up with my eyebrows raised and a sly smile.

Safeish
4/5

[Bárbara · Rating 1 out of 5]

Ser escritora erótica y que tus libros sequen en vez de mojar no debe ser un cumplido muy roconfortante

[Megan Kohler · Rating 1 out of 5]

I’m nauseous

[Gina · Rating 3 out of 5]

Only got three stars because of the smut scenes.

[Chelsea Warren · Rating 1 out of 5]

Well. Nothing but banging 🤣

[Megan · Rating 5 out of 5]

ARC Review - This book is straight smut. It is so good! This book checks in on all the couples from the Dangerous Sinners series, and it was amazing. There are lots of dark themes in this book, so please check TW’s before reading this. Mila has done it again, but this book has no plot, at all (which is the point). Spicy, spicy and more spicy!

[Trinity · Rating 4 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5 🌶🌶🌶🌶/5

TW - violence

CW - somnophilia and drugging, degradation, primal play, spit play, breath play, CNC, DubCon, fear play, TVP (yep), DP, exhibitionism, creampies, impact play, period play incl angel wings, knife play, Daddy, public play including flashing, pain play, leashing, snowballing, food play, sadism, blasphemy, temperature play

Tropes - erotica, christmas novella, RH - MMMF incl step siblings, taboo, obsessed, possessive, jealous

Yes, TVP, who would've thought? Not me
Do I really understand the mechanics of that? No, not really. But was it hot? Yes

This novella has a bunch of short stories from characters we see in Mila's other books, all of which were hot novellas so nothing changed her, one of which I gave 5/5🌶️

So yh... happy holidays!

Said other books:
Room Twenty-Two: Hide and Seek
Hide And Seek: Dangerous Sinners Series
The Mask
Bound Together
Thicker Than Blood

Scale:
⭐️ - would've DNF'ed / continued out of spite
⭐️⭐️ - shit, but whatever
⭐️⭐️⭐️ - meh, could've been better
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - lit 👅
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - loved it, inject this shit into my veins 🤪

🫑 - no smut
🌶 - no point
🌶🌶 - mediocre at best
🌶🌶🌶 - standard smut, hot
🌶🌶🌶🌶 - 🥵 okay, some CW
🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶 - fuck me 🥵🥵 CWs / filthy with a side of filth - see Poison / Room Twenty-Two: Hide and Seek/ The Naughty List

[BookMonster29 · Rating 5 out of 5]

I was given the honor of getting first dips on this book in exchange for an honest review… so sit back and get ready to read allllll the reason why you need to run and get this book on December 21,2022!!

I’m going to rate this book a little different cause normally I do a 5 out of 5 rating scale but the spice was too hot for just 5 chili peppers. So for her over all writing style and storytelling, I’ll keep my rating scale of 5 out of 5 so here we go……. Storyline a solid ⭐️5/5 it was well written I was able to follow along with no issues the descriptions were 100% p@nty meltingly delicious … NOW to the important part spicy level was a SOLID 🌶️ 10/10 I would do 5 out 5 but that wouldn’t be doing it justice lol so yeah spice level is up there be ready with your fans and water because it’s gonna get hot and steamy for sure!! Go grab your very own copy of “Christmas Bangers” by Mila Crawford on December 21,2022 don’t miss out you won’t be disappointed I promise you that.

I don’t even know where to start of the amazingness I just finished reading!! Mila Crawford was not playing around when she wrote this one ladies and gents.. Okay.. okay.. First things first PLEASE READ THE TRIGGER WARNINGS!! This book is intended for reads 18+!! “Christmas Bangers” is four short novellas giving you an inside scope of what Maxim, Alexis, Axel, Ronan, Kian, & Mikhail gave their individual bad ass women for Christmas this year, and man let me tell you those men do Christmas BIG with a dash of Prim@l play, Degr@dation, F£ar play, & sooo much more!! When I picked up this book I knew that I was gonna be in for a ride but man I didn’t know it was going to be so filthy & delicious! I can tell you in all honesty I read this book in one sitting cover to cover and I still want more!! The amount of detail that each scene was given… * Chefs Kiss*… the amount of love you see between all the MCs and FMCs is just phenomenal!! It’s the Morally Grey characters that do it for me and that’s exactly what you get when reading a Mila Crawford book!! So, I really don’t wanna give away spoilers because I want you to be as deliciously surprised and captivated as I was but I will say I did have to look up some things to really understand how things “fit” 😉 and my facial expressions were all over the place with the amount of Oooos and Ahhhhhs I was giving lmao!! Okay okay I could talk about this book forever so I’m going to say this last thing and then I’m done…. The only thing I wish this book had was MORE to read lol I love reading about all the psychos in Mila’s “Dangerous Sinners series” and I can’t wait to read more of their stories in the future! Especially More from Axel, Ronan, Kian, & Stella they hold my heart for sure I love the way those four love each other!!

- Happy read my BookMonsters 😉

[Elizabeth Park · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 Stars! 5 Super Spicy Chillys!

YESS!! Mila strikes again! Every time I think she can top her smuttiest work, she proves me wrong! Christmas Bangers is a deliciously sinful Novella that I devoured in less than an hour...maybe a little bit longer with a few relief breaks!

Christmas Bangers is 4 short stories compiled together to give us a holiday look at where some of our favourite Dangerous Sinners characters are now including; Maxim and Samira from Bound Together, Alexie and Mia from Thicker Than Blood, Stella, Kian, Axel, and Ronan from Room Twenty-Two/Hide and Seek and Mikhail and Bree from The Mask.

If you are looking for pure filth to cleanse your palatte or give you some one handed inspiration then pick this up immediately. You should definitely read the other Dangerous Sinner stories first to be introduced to these characters but you could also just dive right in and be taken on this wild holiday ride.

Room Twenty-two was hands down one of my favourite books of 2022 with curvy plus sized heroine stella and her 3 men; Axel, Kian and Ronan. I was so excited to read this snippet and was left so satisfied with their love for Stella and escapdes in the cabin at Christmas time. I need more!

Gotta admit though that Alexie & Mia's snippet story stole the show. Holy! Mia is an exhibionist who loves to flaunt it in public much to Alexie's frustration but he gives her the ultimate gift for Christmas that is fitting for a queen of "public consumption".

One again, this was over the top, ever kink possible and just utter perfection smutty goodness. Please read the trigger warnings ahead of time. Don't show up expecting something that it's not and then be disappointed. This author gives a full brief ahead of time of what to expect at the beginning of the book. Her trigger warnings are detailed and accurate and should not be taken lightly.

"Would you be my doctor? Doctor play could be fun. I could tie you up and use all those gadgets."

[j.bee.reads · Rating 5 out of 5]

Christmas Bangers by Mila Crawford ARC Review:

5/5 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
5/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Christmas Bangers is four short stories in one. It is part of the Dangerous Sinners Series, and recommended to be read before to understand each couples relationships.

Tropes:
❄️Degradation/Praise
❄️Primal
❄️CNC
❄️DubCon
❄️Somnophilia
❄️MMMF
❄️🩸 Play
❄️🔪 Play
❄️Spit Play
❄️Fear Play

Ok so if you’re looking for a Xmas story with a plot. You’re not going to find that here. (Read Dangerous Sinners Series first to get a plot from the characters in this book.) Because these four short stories are 100% without a doubt pure filthy smut!!! And I loved every minute of it! 🔥🔥🔥 If you thought Room 22 & Hide and Seek were spicy? This is 10x spicier! Seriously spice is off the charts! 🥵
This is one of my favorite series & I loved catching up with each couple. We get a snippet of each of the couples married sex life & it was just amazing! Each story and couple are seriously so depraved and psychotic and twisted! I was literally shook reading these stories. So if you want straight smut this is the book for you. I highly recommend reading this ASAP! Seriously Mila Crawford could do no wrong! 🖤🖤🖤

[Nicky Anderson · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was just what I needed right now.

If you are looking for something to take up a bit of time but not too much this is a perfect read.

If you are looking for four super quick stories in one book, no plot but loads of 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 this is a perfect read.

Christmas Bangers is a Christmas novella containing four one shot stories set in the world of the Dangerous Sinners

Good Enough to Eat- Maxim and Samira from Bound Together.

"I won't let anyone hurt you. You're free, baby. Free to be whatever you want, do whatever you want."

The Manor- Alexie and Mia from Thicker Than Blood.

"The guy goes to speak, but all that comes out is his scream of agony as I use the medieval sword on the wall to sever his hand"

The Cabin- Stella, Kian, Axel, and Ronan from Room Twenty-Two/Hide and Seek.

"Kitten, you deserve better than us. But unfortunately for you, we love you so damn much, and we won't let you find him "

Psycho Santa- Mikhail and Bree from The Mask.

"I'm not your god. You're mine. You're what I worship every waking hour, and you're the paradise I dream about when I close my eyes."

Thank you to Mila for an ARC copy.

[Jessica Marie (ACOFAEJessica)]

I went to read this real quick based on a one-liner from tiktok (I can't even remember what it was tbh.) Seemed easy enough. 77 pages on Christmas day in front of the family in the living room. Aside from the million distractions that took me a couple days to read this, I will say CHECK YOUR TRIGGERS. I did see the TW/CW page (which is detailed and the author does a great job outlining things from what I can tell), but I didn't realize there were some things I didn't realize were not for me until i read this.

Please know this is in no way a reflection of the writer! It was just different than what I've been used to or exposed to, but I can see how some people could really enjoy these mini short stories. Also - it's a couple of short stories, not one. I didn't know this (but remember, I went into this with one thing from tiktok). Still enjoyable and if you're someone who can read with a straight face, extra flex for this read!

[A.K. · Rating 4 out of 5]

🎄ARC REVIEW🎄

Christmas Bangers is a Christmas novella that follows the couples of the Dangerous Sinner Series. Check triggers before reading! OUT 12/21

I loved every bit of this read. It was so fun going back to my favorite couples from the series.

Maxim and Samira are swoon worthy. Maxim and his utter love for Samira and her traumas was everything!!

Alexie and Mia are my favorite couple from the series. They are dirty and unhinged! I love a pyscho possessive man!

Stella and her boys are HOT! So much was wrong but sooo right about their story!

Mikhail and Bree have my whole heart! I don’t know what it is about a man in a mask but Mikhail can get it any day of the week!

4/5 ⭐️
5/5 🌶️

[audiobook_chaos · Rating 5 out of 5]

When Mila said she was writing a filthy Christmas short with some of her best characters I was so looking forward to it . In Christmas Bangers theres Maxim and Samira , Alexie and Mia , Stella , Kian , Axel and Ronan and last but not least Mikhail and Bree . She wasn’t wrong about the filth part either each story was dark and decadent. I commend Mila for writing how Alexie loves Mia for the softness of her body focusing on her round stomach which Alexie loved so much and how Stella asked Kian how he lifted her like she weighed nothing when she is 260 pounds. These guys love Mia and Stella for who they are and the fact they have curvy bodies only added to their love for them.

[Elizabeth · Rating 3 out of 5]

The Christmas Bangers follows the four couples from the Dangerous Sinners series! You don’t need to read them before this, but it definitely provides some background.

I love Mila and her explicit detail - she is the smut novella queen! However, I wish she would have picked just one story to make a Christmas themed novella.It was very repetitive for me going from one story to the next. I love Stella and her men so really was hoping there was more!

Overall, if you are looking for a quick bang or something to make you blush and look to make sure no one is watching… this book is for you!

Rating: it’s hard to rate a smutty novella - 3.25/5
Spice: 4.5
Trope: check triggers this book is full of them!

***Received ARC for an honest review***

[v0id_93 · Rating 5 out of 5]

Listen the plot is smut people, and I loved every second!

Christmas Bangers follows the Dangerous Sinners couples and it’s 4 short stories that will have you landing on the naughty list.

We have:

Maxim & Samira from Bound Together whose story put me in my kinky feels 🥹

Alexie & Mia from Thicker Than Blood whose story was marvelous for those who love pain, jingle bells 🍒 and “touch her you 💀”

Axel/Ronan/Kian & Stella from Room 22 whose story includes a very “white Christmas”, somno and TVP

And lastly we have Mikhail & Bree from The Mask where I can safely say I have found a new religion, I pray to Mikhail now

[Eunice Hayward · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hi Lovelies

OH MY WORD... This fun little book had me feeling all sorts of ways.

She came (literally and figuratively), she saw and she delivered. I loved the short and to-the-point smut of this book so much. The psychotic behaviors of the characters and the general Christmas spirit of receiving and giving gifts (cough cough).

This book has me thinking of all the ways I will be surprising Hubby once he gets home.

I want to say thank you to Mila, for graciously giving me an ARC to read. I honestly did enjoy it 100%.

xoxo
E

[Olivia Rose · Rating 5 out of 5]

This may be completely filled with the most amazing smut I have ever read & I loved every word of it! This books has four novellas in it based off previous books. The amount of times I said “wow” or “yes please” was way too many to count! The filthy things that happen in this book will have you possibly needing to change your undergarments… just a warning! I needed this book so bad, it pulled me out of my little slump & also don’t think I will find another book with this amount of precise smut! It’s a quick read & will leave you breathing heavy with need.

[Amy · Rating 5 out of 5]

Christmas gets Sinful this year!

Check your triggers, as the list is sure to get you on Santa's Naughty List!

The Sinners are back with their leading ladies in this short story Christmas compilation.
If you have read the Dangerous Sinners series, you are not gonna wanna miss this one! Four filthy $3X driven stories that will leave you feeling all kinds of "festive".

Just when you think we've seen it all from Mila, she proves to us why we should never doubt that she can't go dirtier.

Also if you are looking for plot, maybe just skip this one ;)

[Heather Douglas · Rating 5 out of 5]

Mila Mila Mila!! 100% pure smut and I want more! I finished this so fast I went back and reread the ENTIRE series just because I miss the men so much. Each chapter was perfect for the couples. I loved seeing how each of them slightly developed since their own book. Slightly curious on how much Mikhail had to pay for that church though. Or did he never disclose what he was doing. Thank you Mila, for an ARC copy of Christmas Bangers. I missed this series so much since Mikhail's story and you brought me back into that world that I love with all the yummy feels.

[Lindsey Marie · Rating 1 out of 5]

Maybe it’s my fault because I like to go into books blind and don’t read blurbs so nothing is given away BUT this is not a book or a novella. I thought it was going to be a Christmas themed novella and it definitely is not.

This is basically just epilogues from her other books…it covers multiple couples and each only gets a few chapters.
This is also just pure smut…which is fun to read but there is zero story. Definitely a waste of an hour to read, don’t recommend unless you’ve read the other books and want a couple more chapters of each couple smutting it up

[Jen · Rating 5 out of 5]

Where do I even start holy hell this book is so freaking hot and spicy 10 out of 10 on spice. This book dives back into characters we met and fell in love with in previous books and does not disappoint. If your looking for straight s3x with a bit of Christmas this is your book it is a fast spicy read. This author never disappoints well done. Please check the trigger warnings this one is on the heavy side.