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273 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 20, 2013


It was one of the features of being a Greencoat. The holidaymakers always wanted you to be photographed with them. I might as well have been dressed up in a cuddly bear suit for all they knew of me. Would my smiling face define the holiday for them? Would I help to fill in a hole in their memories? Even people whom I'd never spoken with pulled me into their snapshots. I often wondered what they would think when they reviewed these photographs, maybe years later. Would they only see the bright smile? Or would they recognize a troubled young man behind it all. But the photograph was a detail in a holiday story, where I was a theater prop, a bit of scaffolding on the stage. I crossed from my story briefly into theirs and back again.
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Trudging slowly over wet sandMorrissey wasn't singing about Skegness on England's eastern shore, the setting of Graham Joyce's The Ghost in the Electric Blue Suit—but he could have been. David Barwise arrives in that fast-fading coastal town in June 1976, at the start of high tourist season, during one of the hottest summers the country had ever undergone—but despite those differences, I still couldn't keep from flashing back to Morrissey's evocative lines.
Back to the bench where your clothes were stolen
This is the coastal town
That they forgot to close down...
—The Smiths, "Everyday Is Like Sunday"
"How I Dearly Wish I Was Not Here"David comes to Skegness hoping for a job—any job, just about, as long as it's not working for his stepdad's construction firm. Places like Skegness are always looking for workers who don't know the value of their own labor, after all, and college-boy David, with his long hair, T-shirt and faded bell-bottoms, is certainly that. He fits in well with his coworkers, charming the holidaygoers and their children, and even seeming to get along with the aloof and thuggish Colin, whose cryptic advice to David ("Lend them no money, buy them no beer") comprises the title of Chapter 1.
—ibid.
Come, Armageddon! Come!Besides, David has his own reasons for wanting to come to this particular seaside town, the one where his father died when he was only three years old...
—ibid.