WHERE LOWLIFES COME TO LIVE THE HIGH-LIFE, WHERE THE SCUM RISE TO THE TOP AND THE BLACK SHEEP FLOCK.
It’s Saturday night and there are rumours of a multi-rig knees-up somewhere out there in the urban sprawl. You’re waiting for the infoline to go live, eager for another excursion into a world of bliss and mayhem.
Your leave your Hackney squat, traverse London, find the party, get in, dance, interact with a variety of characters, repeatedly wriggle your way out of trouble, avoid serious injury − and of course, get sorted.
Sorted? is a choose-your-own-destiny book set in the anarchic world of London squat parties. Will you make the right decisions? Or will you have to start again when it all goes Pete Tong? Will you rave till the rigs turn off, or will your night go down the pan?
You may not take the shortest route from A to B. You may sometimes confuse K for E. You may end up in A and E. It's all up to you, because...
Mark spent fifteen years of his life immersed in the free party scene, squatting in London and bimbling round Europe in his van. On his travels he fell in love with Berlin and then fell in love in Berlin, before finally getting himself a haircut and a job teaching English and settling down in Paris. Much to his own surprise, he now lives in Thailand with his partner and two children. Should anyone wish to do so, they can find him on Facebook on the imaginatively named Those Who Were Dancing page.