I read this book on the suggestion of a friend, and actually took it from their shelf. So thanks!
I’m not sure what I thought I was going to get from this book other than some laughs, but surprisingly I also learnt a bit. I think it’s a massive shame that hardly any Aboriginal history was included. The fact that the stolen generations weren’t even mentioned is gross. Like that is a massive dark cloud of Australian history and it should have been discussed. The only reason I can fathom into why these topics were omitted is due to them not being humorous in the slightest.
I also think that post the World Wars should have been longer. The book seemed in a mad rush after the 40s to be wrapped up.
I thoroughly enjoyed reading about the explorers, the gold rush and bush rangers.
Some of my favourite parts of the book include:
“And there can be no doubt that to repeat history would be a ghastly fate, given how often people in the past had severe diarrhoea.”
“It wasn’t that Burke was a man of no talents: it was just that none of his talents involved exploring. Born in Ireland, he had served in the Austrian Army, the Irish Constabulary and the colonial police force, but in his heart he had always harboured a secret desire to one day get a job doing something he had no idea how to do. The committee thought him eminently suitable to lead the inland exploration, not being deterred even when Burke referred to the expedition’s camels as the ‘ugliest dogs I have ever seen’.”
all I can say is lol
“He was born Andrew Scott in Ireland and came to Melbourne with a plan to become a priest, but decided to pursue a more respectful profession, so took up bank robbery.”
“Who was telling the truth? Who knows? Probably Fitzgerald was drunk, but this was the 1800s and pretty much everyone was drunk all the time because drinking water gave you diarrhoea.” 😂
“More than 30,000 people had signed a petition to have Kelly’s death sentence commuted, which proves even before the internet, petitions were completely useless.”
“Abbott made way for Malcolm Turnbull, who wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.”
I could honestly go on and on and on about everything that made me chuckle at one point. I think one of the funniest takeaways is that apparently Australia won all the wars, except for the Emu War.
I recommend this book, and i cannot wait to read more of Ben Pobjie’s books.
:)