I feel a little guilty marking this book as "read" when I definitely read no more than 10% of it. Make no mistake, I flipped through every single page, read the introductory chapters, the FAQs and even the glossary. But the meat of the book featured reviews (some as short as a few words, while Chanel No. 5 commanded 2 pages) of hundreds of fragrances. While I immensely enjoy fragrance and consider myself a novice collector, I have no personal experience with most of the perfumes reviewed, so the reviews would have meant nothing to me. Since this is the 2009 edition, most of the fragrances have either been discontinued or have lost their mass appeal while new fragrances I'm familiar with have not yet been released. I initially thought I would want to read their 2018 update, which would inevitably contain many of the new fragrances with which I am familiar, but I think I will pass.
It's very clear the authors are knowledgeable about fragrance, the chemical composition, the history, the marketing, etc. However, when you become that knowledgeable, it's easy to become pretentious and uppity, which is what happened here. Yes, I understand reviews are naturally critical, and with their experience, there is a lot to critique from quality of ingredients to artistry to creativity to execution. However, fragrance is also very personal and what one considers repulsive is enjoyed immensely by another, regardless of quality and execution. It's like wine - I may think the $500 bottle tastes like cat piss and that's just as valid of an opinion, even if I don't have the appreciation of the creation process. It became quickly evident that the authors and I have differing opinions on fragrances. They called the fragrance I wore through all of my 20's "the most repulsively cloying thing on the market." While they dedicated multiple pages praising the glory of Chanel No. 5, which is what I imagine the Crypt Keeper smells like. Some of their critiques were just downright mean! If you want fun, sarcastic, self deprecating humorous reviews of fragrance, may I suggest the Smell Ya Later podcast. It's honest, unpretentious and does not use problematic language (let's stop calling amber fragrances orientals going forward, k?).
2009 wasn't that long ago, but it's a lifetime in fragrance with hundreds of launches per year. Also, I feel like these authors are old school. Most of the 5 start fragrances were designer fragrances from houses such as Guerlain, Dior, YSL, Chanel, Parfums de Nicolai (granddaughter of Guerlain); it was almost embarrassingly biased.
Most of my beef with this book was the fact that it was a book. It's like publishing my last 10 years of Yelp reviews into a book. Perception of fragrance is always changing (not to even mention all the reformulations that occur), so to memorialize your first impression in a published physical book doesn't seem like the correct medium. And there are only so many words that can fit on a page to describe a fragrance, I rarely felt any of the reviews were adequate enough for me to imagine a complete picture of the fragrance. Some of the reviews were only a sentence long. And the longer reviews weren't that much more helpful. There is so much focus on the brilliance of the master perfumer and abstract analogies and comparisons to other perfumes I have never heard of. They drop names of perfumers and different fragrances and their portfolio as if I'm supposed to know who they are. Anyway, there are so many great podcasts and Youtube channels discussing perfume that I don't know why the authors even bothered to publish an updated copy in 2018. The preferred medium, short of smellivision, would be spoken word. Second would be a blog.
Other suggestions - organize the fragrances by house, so the reader can see all the Bond No. 9, Jo Malone, Kilian, etc. fragrances together, not alphabetical by the individual perfume name. Also, include the year of release. It says a lot about the perfume knowing the context and trends of that time (especially when the reviews are not super helpful).
The best part was the FAQs. I have so many questions, and it would be informative to read an entire book just for education of straight facts.