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288 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1927
his memoirs of life as a young hobo.
as "the strange, weird America".
[On Bob Cameron, owner of the circus and his wife]
His nose slanted in the opposite direction of his jaw. He was nearly blind in one eye. It had a streak across it; thin as a razor blade from one corner to the other. In vitality and gusto he was ageless. Sardonic and brutal, he cared for nothing on earth but his circus and the scarecrow woman who traveled with him as his wife.
She weighed about a hundred pounds, and was wrinkled, yellow and cracked like thin leather in the rain. Her face was not much larger than a sickly baby's. She looked to be ninety. Age had touched her with a wicked leer. One could have placed a pencil in the hollow of her eyes, which were rheumy and of a weird green color like a weed the frost had touched. She had been a bare-back rider, and her hands were overdeveloped. Her shoulders stooped forward as she walked. Her nature, no larger than herself, was mean and petty. The "Strong Woman" had once called her a baby buzzard. It was the name by which she was afterward known among us.
It was said that she had been married seven times. She lived in her belligerent past. "I was born on a horse's back - it's nobody's damn business when," she often said.
...Seventy years on the road, the monotony of it often made her mentally ill. Many times around the world, her imagination was so limited that it was all of one pattern to her. "It ain't no different - some people's yellow and some's black and some's Irish," she used to say. "It's all a helluva mess." She preceded every remark with a snarl.
In moods of mental illness she would lie and look out of the window with the defiant expression of an old hag that would not die. When some of my licentious doggerel had been shown to Cameron by the Lion Tamer, he decided that I would be a good companion for the Baby Buzzard, who loved everything in books that concerned illicit love. Her lascivious mind reeked with fantastic tales of sex..."
1. The Lion Tamer
It was my second hobo journey through Mississippi. After the first I had vowed never to return, but Arkansas moonshine had changed my plans. Three times the first week I narrowly escaped arrest. Then hurrying toward Louisiana, I lost track of the days of the week and month. There was no need to know. I had, as the hoboes say, dragged a long haul from Hot Springs, Arkansas to McComb City, Mississippi, some hundreds of miles. The latter is a sun-scorched group of frame houses stretched forlornly along the Illinois Central tracks, ninety miles from New Orleans.
Half dazed from loss of sleep, weak from hunger, and irritated by vermin-infested clothes, I resolved to leave the road for a spell. The terrible Mississippi vagrancy law hung over me. Under that law an officer is given two dollars and a half for every vagrant he captures alive. In other parts of the United States a tramp is not molested if he keeps off railroad property, but in Mississippi he is hunted up hill and down dale for the two dollars and fifty cents.
Once captured, he is given a fine of seventy-five dollars. Having no money, he is made to work the fine out -- at twenty cents a day! This comes to about eleven months and twenty-nine days, allowing a few days for good behavior. But there is furthermore, a joker. The prisoner always needs clothing. He is charged three dollars for a fifty-cent pair of overalls, and seven dollars for a pair of dollar-and-a-quarter brogans. These debts are added to his sentence and worked out at twenty cents a day. It is no uncommon thing for a friendless man to spend several years as a peon in Mississippi. So I had reason to worry.