honestly, a biased 4.5⭐, because i have a weak spot for the historical figure of Petronius Arbiter and his various interpretations.
This was something different from what I expected, if I were to be frank. Which is not in itself a bad thing, but the reason why I'm not rounding it up to a 5. And also the writing not being too satisfactory. And me being reluctant to rate any book below a 3. And some other things that are not too important to mention but vex me nonetheless.
Alas, it's a fun (in the easy-to-read-and-follow-the-plot way, not the humourous way, although I did quietly laugh at some points, and the depressing mood is not really... there? that's a fail too, to me) and quick read, worth the time of any curious person. Would I recommend it to someone not interested in ancient Rome at all? Probably not. But would I recommend it to someone that's a freak about it? Most likely not. I did not have the feeling that it was particularly historically accurate, not strictly anyway, and to the cautious eye (which in this case I do not possess) there would be unpleasantries to be found.
On the characterisation of Petronius himself — I feel like there's not a lot left to be desired, but in my personal, very biased opinion it is not perfect. I'm not talking about the (modern) immorality of some of his actions, these were inevitable and I'm glad they were not left out for the sake of being unproblematic to the public eye. I don't remember when it was published? Perhaps before the unlogical obsession with purity that my generation unfortunately shows, and thus why I did not see any unreasonably negative reviews. Which is good. Because in summary this is a decent book. Not a masterpiece, but I'd say it's decent to the average reader.
I can't say I loved any of the other characters, and honestly some of the interactions or relationships felt weirdly unnecessary. Like the thing with Pollia at the end? What was it supposed to show? We already had one, no, sorry, two tragic love stories in it, and we also were shown how choices make the rest of our lives more miserable, so why was this kept in? It lacked reason, and fairly, made me cringe a little. But overall, I think that having such a range of different personalities (though wildly stereotypical or overdone at times) put in one place gave it a kind of a spirit that was in a way needed here. I can't explain it, but otherwise it would've felt... flat.
So, I (really? extraordinarily? can't say weirdly, 'cause that won't fit) liked Melissa, who I thought was a nicely made up fit for my guy Petronius and showed how much of a blind ass he is despite his achievements and reputation. That was nice. And it was actually kinda funny to read about how smitten he was, and honesty Jesse, yeah, he's the kind that would like to be degraded. I will not speak on the matter of eroticism in this book, because I feel neither qualified nor kind enough to praise it. Because I mostly did not like it.
And I (really?) liked Marcus, who was a really nice contrast. The things he said at the end (and at one point in the middle. actually two, i think) were actually touching, and showed how wrong, lost, confused, and puzzled one can be no matter the age, experience, situation, or how much one might want to not be so. His character was mostly a comedic relief though, or so I felt, which, fair, but I want justice for my boy.
Oh, and yeah, I was so disappointed by the ending? I mean, not completely, it was actually nice with the dog and the metaphor, but I wanted to actually 'witness' his death? The whole book was building up to it only to not include it. Come on.
Okay I'll stop ranting. Hit me up on ig(cowboymorpheus) or email(fleamontsoleil@gmail.com) if you wanna hear more thoughts about it, I don't know. Also, I do not talk like this most of the time. I don't know why I sound so upper class and oldstyle in this review. Let it be the fault of me reading The Great Gatsby at the moment and adopting the language and style, like with every other long book I get invested in. A blessing, but mostly a curse.