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289 pages, Paperback
First published May 26, 2008


”We left the gerbils and went inside to have supper and watch TV, all of us oblivious to the fact that Dad, with one whimsical purchase from a toy catalog, had charted a new course for our family’s future.”Donald Robinson makes this fateful purchase with the idea that he, tough macho Army general, is going to raise gerbils. He drags his begrudging family through his wild ideas. His wife is unenthusiastic, and the children (Holly, Donald, Gail, and Philip), are bewildered as the gerbils keep coming on in. Donald soon finds success in selling his gerbils for medical research, and winds up with a few thousand of them within the span of a couple of years. The family moves onto an isolated farm where the gerbil count quickly rises, eventually reaching over 9000 gerbils at one point. In this rollicking memoir, Holly describes her most unconventional, wacky childhood with a her family as her father becomes the unofficial Gerbil Czar of America.
”Aidan only knows my father as a quiet, bald retiree whose favorite activities are reading and Scrabble, so the idea of my father raising gerbils is outrageous to him. I might as well have confessed that my dad was a Broadway dancer.”I mean, why in the world would a tough Army general want to raise GERBILS for crying out loud?
”My father’s sole identity seemed to be a workaholic whose singular passion in life was to produce more gerbils than anyone else in the world.”Donald Robinson isn’t exactly the most likable of people to read about. He’s stern, strict and unaffectionate with both his wife and kids, and constantly critical of the work and things that they do (even though deep down he does care about them). His wife Sally is not particularly thrilled with the prospect of her husband’s ne hobby/career, but she soon resigns herself to her fate. After all, there are worse hobbys he could have, right?
”’Some men have golf. Mine has gerbils.’”But this book wasn’t just all about Donald Robinson and his quest to raise a gerbil army to take over the known world. There were fun little anecdotes about the author and her growing up. A quiet, bookish child who never quite fit in due to her status as an army kid always moving around, Holly took comfort in horses and looking after the gerbil cages. At times her father’s unusual occupation was a source of teenage embarrassment for her and her siblings…
”I knew it wouldn’t help my reputation to admit that my father’s aspiration in life was to be a gerbil farmer.”But as she says in her dedication, normal is overrated, so what’s the big whoop right?
”’Ladies always wear underpants!’”SO EVERYONE, PUT SOME GOSHDARN UNDIES ON!!
”The down side to having such an expensive mouth was that Dad would materialize from out of nowhere to issue warnings anytime I ventured outside. ‘Your teeth, Holly!’ he’d cry, trotting after me as I set off on horseback. ‘Watch out for your teeth! Those cost money we don’t have, you know!’”My parents tell me the exact thing. When you have an expensive mouth that put you through the continuous torture of braces (two sets, to be exact), you’d better take damn good care of them!!

Holly Robinson was a smart girl that was always moving because of her dad’s hobby. Her dad was a stern navy officer that took up the hobby of breeding gerbils. Out of all things why gerbils. Through all this moving she had not that many friends and got teased at school for having a father who bred gerbils. On top of that she had to work for her father by cleaning, feeding and studying the gerbils.
She also grew up lonely. Under a navy father in the 1970s with a mother that didn’t like the gerbils and younger siblings—including her sister Gail who died of cystic fibrosis at age four. Her family moves about every year and she has to live through being teased by all the kids at every single school she moves to for her father raising gerbils. But her father, with his obsession over gerbils accidentally discovers that gerbils have epileptic seizures, a discovery that leads him to become the world’s largest supplier of gerbils bred for research. He became some what rich man.
While all of the gerbil breeding is going on, Holly is growing and is gaining interests and talents. She makes friends slowly, but she then has to move and has to start all over again. By this time her father ends up with more than 8,700 and 2,600 gerbils being born every week. By the time she’s in her junior year of college studying biology she want’s to switch majors. She notices she hates biology and wants to be an artist. Later, when she has kids she tells the story of her father to her son and he will tell it to his children and so it will go on.
What I Thought:
When I first started reading this book I thought it was just going to be a boring science book but when I read further into the book it got more interesting. It actually had a story in it. It also had very interesting parts that I didn’t know before. The part that I found interesting was learning all about the fact that gerbils can have seizures. This surprised me because I thought only humans got seizures. I know someone that has seizures and they don’t spaze like the gerbils. I kind of want to look into animals having seizures and what they are all about and what causes them.
Why You Should Read This:
I think that you should read this book because it is a story filled book of the interesting like of a real person named Holly Robinson. It has to do with science and breeding gerbils but it is not boring at the same time. It will blow your mind on how not boring it is. It will be more interesting than you think. You will not regret reading this great book.