please read all the way through if you need to be warned about adult content
Two Jakes for the price of one!
The sphincter-puckering conclusion to the Valdivostok-9 story arc awaits in this special double-novel. Inside of Future Syndrome you’ll get both Corrupt Memory and Heavy Gravity, a sandwich of post-apocalyptic goodness with a harem-girl filling!
This double-novel sends you through the last day of Jake-38’s doomed attempt to steal the life-saving S-5 Templia module from durable orbital habitat Valdivostok-9 and then resurrects you right back in for the exciting conclusion to the near-orbit story with Jake-39
Spoiler Jake-38 died at the beginning of the last story so … you kinda know where this is going Jake-38’s mission to the junked orbital habitat Vladivotsok-9 ended in disaster… now we find out why! It’s time to Groundhog Day this fubar mission to an orbital donkey-balls and find the answers to life’s greatest thought space monkeys was a good idea,how does a Japanese hentai addict like to spend her wedding night,what’s it like trapped in the virtual waiting room of a 23rd century dentist,why are space monkeys even a thing,where exactly does one get a zombie fungus plague,when a cloned Russian cosmonaut flushes you naked into deep space does she love you or hate you, andwhat the actual f*ck with these space monkeys?Seems like room for a lot to go wrong... and it does!
Then it’s up to Jake-39 and his all-girl commandos to finish this thing once and for all.
Of course, it wouldn’t be a story about the Last Real Man without big breasts, bombs, bullets and bad bitches. From singing loli-goth android dolls to genetically modified cyborg warbeasts who love the smell of hot plasma beams in the morning, these guys are done messing around. And Valdivostok-9 is about to find out the hard way you don’t get a wife angry… especially not six of them!
CONTENT this story contains adult themes and imagines a world where today’s cultural norms and civilization wouldn’t cut it. The protagonist happily uses primates as punching bags, public indecency during a grav-ball championships, fails a morals exam on the perils of robophilia, and has the sexual duty to repopulate the world. Also, some scenes may contain malfunctioning sexbots, a crazy Russian dominatrix and VR dating.
This story contains a harem and is an Adult Science Fantasy novel.
Jake is on clone #39 by half-way through, so there's some heavy sledding for him and his diverse coterie. It's a bit hard to follow at times, with a hell of a lot going on and the multiple resurrections, but it comes together pretty well. There is also a helpful "read the chapters in this order" page if you really want to stay on top of things.
One of my least favourite tropes, the enemy who just won't die, almost makes a couple of appearances here, but happily those are positively resolved by the end. Of course there's a new problem back on Earth, so we'll be seeing the gang back for book 8, apparently for the author's version of Escape From New York.
We finally wrap up the space trips. Really enjoy this series and looking forward to new adventures. This is a longer story that is almost two books in one, so its a of fun.