Birched by the Krampus

by Siggy Shade

The Krampus is a fearsome monster who punishes the naughty.

When he appears in my apartment wielding birch rods, I'm terrified.

But his punishment unlocks a new and unexpected desire for pain—as well as a craving for his eggnog.

Genres: Monsters, Christmas, Fantasy, Monster Romance, Smut, Romance, Paranormal

142 pages, Kindle Edition

Published December 21, 2022

Reviews

[Keeloween · Rating 2 out of 5]

Please

Please never write anything again. My therapist will be hearing about this. I will be having nightmares for days, months, years... lmaoooo

[Peter Topside · Rating 4 out of 5]

"Stink, stank, stunk." Man, oh man, there is something special about this girl, Natalia. Everyone just wants to get down with this lady. Probably because she can handle being impaled by something akin to a small tree trunk without breaking a sweat. That's just a special girl. And once Santa unleashes his evil brother, The Krampus, who takes a liking to her...let's just say things get a little sticky, violent, and personal. The sex between these two is pretty epic and they bang so hard that they almost alter the space-time continuum at some point. The Krampus is so evil, but had a soft spot for his new friend, so he is humanized here quite a bit. And the author uses an alternating POV between the two throughout, which was pretty fun to experience. Santa also makes a few appearances, but is relegated as a bit of an afterthought, which was nice to see for once. There was a pretty unique plot here, too, which won me over. There are a ton of naughty holiday-related stories out there, but not many are memorable. This one is very likely to stay in your mind and make you think sexy thoughts every time you hear the word Krampus.

[whorefortyler · Rating 4 out of 5]

4 stars - this was so hot idc.
what were y’all on about in these reviews ?? i was expecting something traumatising but it was just super hot, kinda weird, monster f*cking <33
krampus was cool asf and super ott possessive and obsessive. these two were both super freaky and were honestly made for each other, let’s be real.
this was super short and a quick read - and was superrr hot !

[Cara Connors · Rating 2 out of 5]

There were 3 main characters in this wholesome Christmas tale: Krampus, Natalia, and Natalia’s clitorous which seemed to have an entire personality of its own.

[Ellie (Taylor’s Version) · Rating 1 out of 5]

disturbed. that’s all i have to say.

[Samantha ☾⋆ · Rating 5 out of 5]

After this book... I think I would let krampus take me.

[Ash · Rating 1 out of 5]

Sometimes I regret I can read

[Logan]

Eggnog… bells…

I had to read it so i could prepare myself for what the Bigfoot one would be like…

[Maggie May · Rating 5 out of 5]

Krampus hasn’t just filled my pussy - he’s filled my heart ♥️

If you like dark humor, sexy times with s&m, dirty talk, and quirky details, some retribution, and lonely supernatural figures finding love, this story is for you. Krampus is great hero with a good backstory. He’s the perfect mix of sweet, loving, dominant, and possessive. Natalia is a smart and sassy witch who knows what she wants (a big cock to pleasure her) but is also vulnerable and yearning for more. The story is remarkably fleshed out for its length and the amount of pages filled with sex.

I really don’t understand the bad reviews. The title and description make it clear that it’s going to be kinky, a little dark, and a bit silly. Why would you read this, then complain about those things? It boggles the mind.

[Chrissy Santillan · Rating 5 out of 5]

If the version of me who read Priest two years ago, shocked and scandalized could see me now. 😅🤣

Delightful. 10/10 Krampus smut.

[Angie · Rating 1 out of 5]

I’ve now read all four of Siggy Shade’s shameful monster smuts and I’ve never been more disappointed in how I’ve spent my evening. It’s the closest I’ve come to DNFing these books. I really should have. This author is unhinged and it just keeps getting worse. Glad that’s over.

[Hania · Rating 1 out of 5]

is a zero star option possible 😟

[Donnetta Carter]

Don't judge me, I saw a tiktok and thought "is it really that bad?" The answer is yes.

[Lila · Rating 3 out of 5]

Growing up with stories about Krampus, this gives me a new perspective.

I don't know how I feel about this one, to be honest. Might have to come back to it in the future in order to form a better review.

[Annalena · Rating 1 out of 5]

guys this is officially my last book from him, siggy shade please never write again

[Pattrain · Rating 5 out of 5]

now that was a creative way of christmas decoration....

[Mars ☼ · Rating 5 out of 5]

Damn, this shit slapped. I should have expected that from a Siggy Shade book but it’s always nice to remind yourself that her books are way more then just monster smut. Like this quote: “The air fills with screams, but my chest fills with warmth” is such a powerful fucking line. It’s funny, it’s endearing but also it’s archetypal Siggy Shade. There is so many things I love in this book.

I love the fact that he is this old, wretched god intended for torture and punishment, but all he’s ever wanted was companionship and love. It warmed my heart all the way through. And even while he was being dominant and masochistic, he was watching and looking out for any pain or discomfort from Natalia. He truly adored her.

They both knew loneliness and betrayal, and all they both ever really craved was love. Their was so many times in the story that I wished they would just vocalise these feelings that they’re feeling. But I understand and respect that it’s hard to put yourself out there, not even considering that one of you is a 1000+ year old god. But the mirrored version of Natalia that appeared in Krampus’s eyes was one of the most unique ways I’ve read of these feelings starting to be divulged.

Their dynamic was incredible, and I honestly don’t read BDSM submission kink stuff. But the love and fulfilment and PASSION as Natalia said kept me going throughout all of this because I genuinely WANTED Natalia and Krampus to find love with each other from dirty sex to companionship and affirmation. Like a match made in hell, in the best possible way.

This was such a good fucking read and I’m fucking for-sure going to be reading the rest of the Siggy Shade catalogue after this!!!!!

[Boo · Rating 5 out of 5]

enjoyed

The warnings at the beginning of the book had me worried. But this was nothing. Just an amazing read. Not at all dark and I really enjoyed it. Glad Kringle did something right. Even darkness needs a little light.

[arafah · Rating 1 out of 5]

WHY ARE ALL HER BOOK CHARACTERS THE SAME?!?!THEY ARE ALL DUMB, HAVE LIVED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS AND FALL IN LOVE IN 2MINS AND HAVE HAD NO MATES BUT SUDDNNLY KNOW WHAT THE GIRL WANTS . Stop writing books siggy shade😧

[Vicky · Rating 1 out of 5]

La curiosidad mato al gato, y ese gato era yo
¿Para que chota me maltrato así? No lo lean, y háganse un favor, no lo vale

[Kristen ✨ · Rating 1 out of 5]

natalia is gonna need the world’s best yeast infection medicine after this fucking that’s all I gotta say

[Katie Crepeau · Rating 1 out of 5]

Why?

[Danee · Rating 4 out of 5]

I’ll never look at Egg Nog & stockings the same 🫣

The spice was 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ but the plot was decent.

[alyssa meyer · Rating 2 out of 5]

what the actual heck happened in this omg 😭 like the amount of times i just laughed because the description of what was happening was so silly, 5/5 entertainment for sure though

[Kyra]

Read on a dare. Horribly disturbed.

[Abby · Rating 1 out of 5]

I’m never gonna look at Christmas decorations the same way again :(

[Whitney Mitchell · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another Siggy Shade winner!!

This is will be one of my favorites of Siggy's haven't read them all yet but the "good times" 😉 keep on coming. If you like your monsters as a devilish Pleasure Dom that will torture you with your own pleasure but also with a caring, gentle streak... you wont be able to put this down.

[the khaotic reader · Rating 4 out of 5]

Oddly sweet read

This was an oddly sweet read and I quite enjoyed it. Karmpus pulled at my heartstrings and I'm happy he finally found love and is able to do his job without much trouble which is cool.

[Sunia · Rating 1 out of 5]

read this to bond with the new girl. didint work
says shes more of a stan girl. had to kill her.
the positions made no sense. how is chained to a table, under it and against a wall at the same time.
Natalia was weird. why are you aroused by a furry goat.

[Ella Rose · Rating 1 out of 5]

I’m so glad I have therapy in 3 days.