Elf'd

by Ginger Kane

When did Holly realize her salacious Secret Santa gift wasn’t just a salacious Secret Santa gift? Probably about the same time an ancient fae sex-god with a sticky sweet tongue and a candy striped monster in his pants appeared on her sofa with one thing in mind: jingling her bells and filling her up with as much of his sticky sweet holiday cheer as possible.

This cheeky 6500 word short is full of hot, steamy sex with a monstrously enormous and festively feral fae whose tongue tastes just as sweet as it sounds.

Genres: Christmas, Novella, Erotica, Holiday, Monster Romance, Monsters, Spicy

52 pages, Paperback

Published December 8, 2021

About the author

Ginger Kane isn't always writing lighthearted erotica about stupid sexy monster men and the lucky ladies they ravish - sometimes she's daydreaming about stupid sexy monster men and the lucky ladies they ravish. Because somewhere behind every monster-sized demon, faerie, shifter, orc, and alien, is Ginger, inspired and drooling with pen in hand.

Reviews

[Peter Topside · Rating 3 out of 5]

Wowza. First off, I hate myself for reading this. Second, I hate myself even more for making it such a top priority on my reading list. Third, it had 'monster' in the title, so despite being erotica, I thought there would be some horror elements, which there was not. This was a clear case of entrapment. I would also like to see a similar story utilizing the Bumble and a large, frisky balsam fir. You see where I'm headed here? Bumbles may bounce, but can they withstand the prick of a hearty tree branch? Anyway, so this was just about what you'd expect...a hot, lonely, and very horny lady (She's named Holly, by the way.) being 'elf'd' by a sex-crazed elf on Christmas Eve. And he only 'comes' once a year, so things get wild. You get it. I'm trying so hard to not make this creepy and dirty, but I'm struggling. So can we officially add in a candy cane penis to one of the 12 Days of Christmas lyrics? Is anyone listening to my pleas? Beyond the jokes, the writing is done fairly well and the story had some unique things in it, so it was definitely one of the more interesting eroticas that I've encountered to date. I also found myself taking notes from this elf, so hopefully my wife is cool with what he's taught me. If I'm divorced within the week, you'll know how it turned out. Wish me luck!

[Kierra Lewis]

I can honestly say I’ve never read anything like this. A laugh I needed! Now I’ll probably be side eyeing all elf’s on a shelf 😂 Kudos to the author for the imagination and creativity! HELLOOOOOOO

[D.L. Howe · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was a super short little naughty Christmas read and I loved it.

The writer packed a lot of smutty punch into this. It was filled with sticky sweet goodness and all the monster goodness that adds to a naughty girl or boy’s wet dream.

[Melanie (mells_view) · Rating 4 out of 5]

“Because, darling. Much like Christmas, I only come once a year.”

Holiday monster spicy novella that brings the vanilla icing flavored heat. I don’t know if I will ever look at the elf on the shelf in the same way again and that’s all I’ll be saying about this one.

Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8a94JEw/

[♥Milica♥ · Rating 4 out of 5]

It was insanity but… his cum was delicious, pure vanilla bean and holiday spice, and his cock… it was just as sugary sweet.

Ho ho ho! Just spreading some holiday cheer by reading this book and putting it on your homepages, you're welcome.

This was unironically good??? An elf turns real once a year, but only if you say the magic words!! Holly does, and gets the ride of her life on a magical, spinny, candy cane ding-dong. What more can I say other than I had a blast, and you should definitely read this too.

[Lori R. · Rating 4 out of 5]

WELL.
Filthy elf smut, anyone?

This was super short, super filthy, and kinda fun. I can honestly say I’ve never received a Secret Santa gift like that.

I suddenly have a craving for candy canes and sugar cookies.

[•Mrs Pizza• · Rating 2 out of 5]

When secret Santa goes wrong…or right?
This is exactly what you think it is, without any of that plot nonsense getting in the way.

[Lily Mayne · Rating 4 out of 5]

Bizarrely weird in the best way.

[Ashley]

(Once again if you know me IRL, no you don’t)

Day 2 of ‘25 Lays of Smutmas’:

This book was literally way too messy for my tastes but the creativity and hilarity was A+.

[Cassandra · Rating 1 out of 5]

........ 😬

[Bree Lauren · Rating 3 out of 5]

Live reading performed by myself, Izzy, Megan, and JT, monitored by Stef.

“This was unexpected eldritch horror” - Megan

[Kate Russo ❦ (Rina Kent’s Version) · Rating 3 out of 5]

Yea all I have to say is his candy cane cock spins

[bookgalbrock 🐝✨ · Rating 3 out of 5]

Elf’d

Was it just me or was he giving more Christmas Demon than Elf ?

star rating: 3.25
spice rating: 4 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

[Milena Kwiatkowska · Rating 4 out of 5]

Very entertaining, ridiculed and an extra star for the creativity.
Holly receives a Secret Santa gift she is not quite happy about but her opinion changes quickly when she discovers what the present really does.

[Elle · Rating 2 out of 5]

Day 2 of “25 Lays of Smutmas”

10/10 for creativity but I can’t in good conscious give it more than ⭐️ ⭐️

[Garrett Gerard · Rating 3 out of 5]

What a ride that was!

[Poppy || Monster Lover · Rating 4 out of 5]

Smutty short

To no one’s surprise, I always enjoy creative monster anatomy and this had that in spades. ELF was a dirty talking monster who made sure Holly got her Yule dessert. I would have love more story to go with it, but it was still a spicy delight.

Spice: 5/5

Triggers: none

[Jess Brady · Rating 4 out of 5]

Sitting around the house in matching red & white Christmas socks & panties might be my new holiday tradition...

When I first started this book, I was like oh, that is cute "Oh, elf me.". I am going to start using that around the holidays instead of the other.

You will get that more when you read the story, anyways... This was a fun spicy Christmas novella about what happens when you accidently summon an E.L.F. Who also happens to be a dildo stealing ninja.

Elf'd is just one of those stories you should read. It isn't going to make you feel all the feels or change your life, but it is definitely worth the giggles and the spice.

[Malena · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was our book club’s 2nd pick for “25 Lays of Christmas” and honestly I don’t know how we’re going to top this. It was ridiculous and hilarious.

[Raphaela ofstarsandnightmares · Rating 4 out of 5]

My love for peppermint flavor has been corrupted 🤣

[Abbie Millican · Rating 1 out of 5]

Why did I read this… better question, why did I finish it? I keep telling myself it was because it was a 30 page book, but it felt longer lol emphasis on longer👁👄👁

[Urtė Caspo · Rating 2 out of 5]

Sveikos, (k)literatūrinės kekšės 😘✨️🎄🎁. Šiandien pristatau aukštos meninės vertės šedevrą – Ginger Kane knygą „Elf'd”. Šį kartą romantizuosim Kalėdų elfą / fėjų, kuris į Žemę kartą į metus atkeliauja su vienu svarbiu tikslu 🤭. Kaip visada raginu tokio tipo skaitinių apžvalgą pamatyti mano ig/tiktoke: u.caspo!

Jau išniekinom Kalėdų Senelį, imbierinį sausainį ir Grinčą, tad natūralu, kad atėjo elfo eilė. Niekas nuo aukštos meninės vertės literatūros kūrėjų fantazijos nėra apsaugotas. Tiesa, niekaip nesupratau, kaip pagrindinė herojė gvaltavojosi su elfu, kokia ten logistika, bet gal ir nereikia.

Įdomios istorijos linijos ar veikėjų vystymo čia nebuvo, bet bent jau gvaltavonių netrūko. To mes, kliteratūrinė bendruomenė, čia susirinkom.

[Brianna Bello · Rating 1 out of 5]

What the heck did I just read? And why did I read it? Goodness.. I’m. I don’t even know how to review this book… it was so weird but also super entertaining in the fact that I kept laughing. I’m so confused.

[Veronica Jackson · Rating 3 out of 5]

The best part about reading these filthy books is reading it with your bestie for a buddy read. This was extremely fast paced, but surprisingly entertaining. If you’re into straight smut with basically no plot this holiday season, read this.

[Geenah · Rating 5 out of 5]

If Machamp from Pokemon had a peppermint dick.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

[Courtnee Ryder · Rating 2 out of 5]

After reading this short story I can confidently confirm I do not have an elf fetish (not that I thought I might have one), two stars for creativity.

[Ashley H · Rating 4 out of 5]

A jolly good time 🤣

[sammiimarriiee · Rating 4 out of 5]

Loved it. Super cute and the spice was silly but those are my favorite. Broski was an elf/fae/monster hybrid lol. The only thing that didn’t make it perfect was the HFN ending, I’m a sucker for HEA.

[Bethany · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was about Holly and ELF. (basically a fae with a spinning candy cane striped magic penis).

This wasn't great. It was VERY silly and ridiculous. But it was holiday smutty ridiculousness and I still had a good time. Very short novella.

[justlarissareads · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5⭐️

When Holly's Secret Santa gift comes to life, she thinks she's hallucinating. It's a Fae Elf with a spinning candy cane 🍆 that knows how to make her Christmas wishes come true!

Very short and spicy little novella. You'll want to add this one to your holiday tbr!