Elf Gratification

12 Nights Of Christmas

by Cat Marsters

Calascien, keeper of Santa's reindeer, isn't too happy to hear that his boss is about to be replaced. For one thing, he likes the old Santa. For another, the new Santa is the silliest, sexiest, most irritating young blonde he's ever met. How's an elf supposed to concentrate when his boss keeps dressing up like Santa's Little Stripper?

Candy Kane isn't particularly pleased to be abducted from her life as a Hollywood makeup artist and dumped in the middle of Nowhere, Lapland. For a start, everyone seems to be really stoned: Santa? Elves? What are they smoking? Then there's the guy assigned to keep an eye on her: the most arrogant, annoying, deluded man there's ever been.

But if he could just get it into his head that he's not an elf and she's not Santa, then she might start to find him mildly attractive. In a lunatic sort of way...

Genres: Erotica

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First published January 1, 2005

About the author

Cat Marsters lives in Essex and belongs to a pride of adored cats. On occasion she can be persuaded to admit ownership of a demon puppy (but not if you suspect your flowers have been trampled). She enjoys watching TV and films that showcase the looks and talents of Richard Armitage, David Tennant and Hugh Jackman, reading books that make her laugh, dyeing her hair, and talking about herself in the third person.

Cat has been writing all her life, but in order to keep herself rich in shoes and chocolate, she's also worked as an airline check-in agent, video rental clerk, stationery shop assistant, and laboratory technician. She's still aiming for the fairytale cottage of her childhood dreams, and asks all potential Prince Charmings to apply in writing with pictures of themselves and their Aston Martins.

Cat also writes mainstream romantic and paranormal fiction under the name Kate Johnson, including the Romantic Novel of the Year shortlisted Untied Kingdom. Find out more at www.katejohnson.co.uk