(Stage Play, 2f, 3m) When divorced accountant and aspiring novelist Frank Avino gets a visit from the police, it can only mean trouble. His divorced friend Tom has just been tossed out of his girlfriend's house and has no where else to stay. It is agreed he can stay with Frank in his tiny suburban New Jersey apartment for a few days until he gets his own place. A few days quickly turns into a few months and begins to cramp 'ladies man" Frank's style. Add in Frank's suspicious landlord and his visiting mother from Brooklyn and you have a very funny mix! Cast age 45 to 75...... What the critics ****"It would be so gratifying, not to mention prophetic and full of hindsight to say that Joe Simonelli is the next Neil Simon..."Michael Kaabe - Asbury Park Press****What Mr. Simonelli's literary agent "I represent such notable playwrights as Neil Simon, Larry Gelbart and Mart Crowley. I find Joe Simonelli to be in excellent company with his more famous counterparts." - Gary DaSilva.....For more titles visit www.joesimonelli.com