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443 pages, Paperback
Published January 1, 1995
Woke to whiteness in the morning. Snow had come overnight, powdering a smatter on roofs, transposing the shadows, keying to brilliance the light reflected from the ceiling of the room..
I asked if she was asleep and she said yes. She rolled over on her back, vanilla overlaying lavender, and murmured sleepily that she would not in principle object if I molested her a little. So while she snoozed I began to browse, from the collar-bone down, through her proper nouns, and when I felt I was deep enough into the corn I mentioned fairly offhandedly that I'd never actually slept with a woman. I half expected she'd be surprised, and she was. I could feel her body sort of stiffen. She told me to come up from under the covers. I told her I'd rather she came down. Above the covers there was pause for thought. I could feel her thinking about that one, too. Then her body suppled and [she] came sliding down...
--What do you think of? -- Rain.--Rain?--Lying naked on the grass and being rained on. -- That sounds nice...
before I had time to think about what we'd do next she was on top of me, splashing me with kisses and breasts and already she'd put me inside her, her body arched under the covers, spanned over me like a tent, her face in the tent light brimming, brimming, until I ran over and rained on her, miraculously, upwards.
Druids being delivered by the busload, see. Grizzles trogging on sticks and gargoyles doomed in dodo gear. Weenies, skimpering, still in short wear, and dons with jemmies moneyed out in flash wraps for the Saturday night gloat. Ho ho.
A meisje tettered by on high-heeled toots, her milkshakes churning in full swing.
Scorch!
--Doo do dah duh di da doo ba ba pa--
Sliep drum his chips, tip-tap with his shovels. Eelctronic melody tinkle. He check his wrist. Longines show her pussy with parted shanks at eight o'clock. Lucas, lord of Saturday night? Selfsame, with luscious green curls. Power, eh. Sex. Gload. Razzle in wallet, trunchion rodding in leggings. Video of that meisje with the quadruple milkshakes did it. Hero lit a menthol dreg and spread his muscled shanks. Feel tall, feel very very good, almost like that bimbo on atomic yacht in sexy dreg ad. Fuck Miss Bloomquist. File expenses and call it grief. Change of wear in chariot. Purple shovels, silk Valentino spic. Drain a Drambuie and tune up on sonics in Cafe Megalomania. Con over likely clefts, dairymaids with long golden gloss etc etc. Scoop same and dither to unresisting swoon in disco dreamland prior to trojan shafting.