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Typical conspiracy theorists believe there are two types of alien: the reptilian shape-shifters and the visiting greys. The better informed conspiracy theorists will mention the third type: the hybrid.
When sceptic Paul Manne finds himself at the centre of this world, where shape-shifters enslave humans and the greys use them for experimentation, he has an opportunity to save mankind from cruel tormentors. But it's not a battle that will be easily fought.
When sceptic Paul Manne finds himself at the centre of this world, where shape-shifters enslave humans and the greys use them for experimentation, he has an opportunity to save mankind from cruel tormentors. But it's not a battle that will be easily fought.
159 pages, Paperback
Published January 1, 2023
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Ashley Lister
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April 23, 2023
Full review available at The Mort Report:
https://www.uncomfortablydark.com/bla...
This one was a little different from me.
Aliens and conspiracy theories does not pop onto my radar all that often. For the most part, I tend to avoid sci-fi when it comes to books – I can handle it in small doses, but the moment we go into technology I don’t understand (and let’s be honest, Facebook makes me scratch my head a lot) and languages that hasn’t been invented yet, my brain just says: Nope, not smart enough!
So my sci-fi is usually limited to the occasional movie – some of which are brilliant – but not books.
As for conspiracy theories, I do find some of it interesting in a distant kind of way, but with the way of the world and the shit-show that American politics has become, I can only handle so much of it before I need to cleanse my psyche by listening to this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysW4Y...
[If this link does not work, Google: White Nerd Rapper (Is he forreal or just crazy?)]
Now, the fact that this video has been watched 54K times – currently – while good authors struggle their asses off to get people to notice their work…THAT’s the kind of conspiracy theory that needs explaining, in my opinion.
Seriously, though, I have a very good friend who is into all kinds of conspiracy theories, so I have learned to watch my tongue. Because my brain gets tired, so at some point I have to shut it down, and if there’s one thing you have to give these people, it is that they can be very passionate about things.
So, with that out of the way, let’s get to the book.
K is a book about aliens, Karen’s, EMM EYE BEEs and conspiracy theories. People who are into those things, will like this story. There is a fine mist of mystery and a soft hum of humor.
Now, I am about to reveal the biggest secret of all:
(Tum Tum Tummmmm)
Ashley Lister is…
An intellectual! He was actually a housecat, who snuck into his owner’s satchel and got trapped in the laboratory, and when he panicked, he jumped on the shrink-ray machine, switched the button to reverse, knocked it from the table and got zapped just as he stepped on a physics book. This caused him to grow, lose his hair and learn to speak almost instantly. If it had been a joke book, he probably would have been a comedian. If it had been a dinosaur, he probably would have been a paleontologist. If it had been a true crime book, he probably would have been a politician.
In the end, though, he became the evil genius, who can not only watch THE BIG BANG THEORY, but also understand their science. And he decided to bide his time, until the day his evil plan will come to fruition. You think he writes horror and sci-fi? Ha, it is prophecies of our bleak future under his sadistic rule, sprayed with some humor to cause a deflection. Silly humans!
In the end, the day the sun finally sets on our false sense of security, the only thing that might save us is Whiskers and an endless supply of empty boxes. So if you ever see him with his one leg in the air, licking his nether regions, think back on this and know:
You were warned!
4 STARS!
https://www.uncomfortablydark.com/bla...
This one was a little different from me.
Aliens and conspiracy theories does not pop onto my radar all that often. For the most part, I tend to avoid sci-fi when it comes to books – I can handle it in small doses, but the moment we go into technology I don’t understand (and let’s be honest, Facebook makes me scratch my head a lot) and languages that hasn’t been invented yet, my brain just says: Nope, not smart enough!
So my sci-fi is usually limited to the occasional movie – some of which are brilliant – but not books.
As for conspiracy theories, I do find some of it interesting in a distant kind of way, but with the way of the world and the shit-show that American politics has become, I can only handle so much of it before I need to cleanse my psyche by listening to this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysW4Y...
[If this link does not work, Google: White Nerd Rapper (Is he forreal or just crazy?)]
Now, the fact that this video has been watched 54K times – currently – while good authors struggle their asses off to get people to notice their work…THAT’s the kind of conspiracy theory that needs explaining, in my opinion.
Seriously, though, I have a very good friend who is into all kinds of conspiracy theories, so I have learned to watch my tongue. Because my brain gets tired, so at some point I have to shut it down, and if there’s one thing you have to give these people, it is that they can be very passionate about things.
So, with that out of the way, let’s get to the book.
K is a book about aliens, Karen’s, EMM EYE BEEs and conspiracy theories. People who are into those things, will like this story. There is a fine mist of mystery and a soft hum of humor.
Now, I am about to reveal the biggest secret of all:
(Tum Tum Tummmmm)
Ashley Lister is…
An intellectual! He was actually a housecat, who snuck into his owner’s satchel and got trapped in the laboratory, and when he panicked, he jumped on the shrink-ray machine, switched the button to reverse, knocked it from the table and got zapped just as he stepped on a physics book. This caused him to grow, lose his hair and learn to speak almost instantly. If it had been a joke book, he probably would have been a comedian. If it had been a dinosaur, he probably would have been a paleontologist. If it had been a true crime book, he probably would have been a politician.
In the end, though, he became the evil genius, who can not only watch THE BIG BANG THEORY, but also understand their science. And he decided to bide his time, until the day his evil plan will come to fruition. You think he writes horror and sci-fi? Ha, it is prophecies of our bleak future under his sadistic rule, sprayed with some humor to cause a deflection. Silly humans!
In the end, the day the sun finally sets on our false sense of security, the only thing that might save us is Whiskers and an endless supply of empty boxes. So if you ever see him with his one leg in the air, licking his nether regions, think back on this and know:
You were warned!
4 STARS!
September 4, 2025
4.5 stars. I am generally not into conspiracy theories and aliens. Not that I don’t believe in the validity of either, but it’s just not my particular forte. So here, Ashley Lister really took some bountiful leaps with a ton of different alien invaders, reptilian humanoids, and pretty much every sort of hypothetical situation and belief on such subjects out there. The book really crammed a metric ton of information into something short of 200 pages. But, it was all really interesting and I highly compliment Lister for how much effort that he put into this. Now the story jumps every chapter or so as we follow our lead, Paul, as he evades the dreaded men in black, and a UFO conspiracy theorist podcaster that made me reminiscent of Alex Jones. That was honestly my single critique here was how much space was dedicated to the podcast. It kept taking my focus off Paul and, despite how some of the information was being divulged linearly to his journey, it just felt overused. Still really funny and interesting. Just overdone a bit. However, aside from that, this was a really fantastic experience. Probably my favorite Ashley Lister book to date. Humor, unique ideas, and some really fun characters brought this up to a near perfect rating.
January 11, 2023
This one was new for me. I went in completely blind and I'm glad I did. I'm not usually a fan of sci-fi blended with horror but I did love this book. It grabbed me from the very beginning and didn't let go. Phenomenal writing and story-telling from Ashley as usual. I don't think I'll ever look at a Karen the same way again
June 21, 2023
After reading this book, here's how the conversation with my doctor will go:
Doctor: "I need to administer this suppository for you...stat!"
Me: "Wait! Before you do that, I have a question."
Doctor: "What?"
Me: "Are you and alien overlord?"
This is a humorous combination of Erich von Daniken's Chariots of The Gods meets the TV series, "Ancient Aliens". Yep, this book was mildly humorous, in one or two places, and mostly bland for the rest of it. Think I'll go take a nap, or watch the aliens experiment on that kangaroo over there. Hmm...maybe kangaroos are an alien invention?
Doctor: "I need to administer this suppository for you...stat!"
Me: "Wait! Before you do that, I have a question."
Doctor: "What?"
Me: "Are you and alien overlord?"
This is a humorous combination of Erich von Daniken's Chariots of The Gods meets the TV series, "Ancient Aliens". Yep, this book was mildly humorous, in one or two places, and mostly bland for the rest of it. Think I'll go take a nap, or watch the aliens experiment on that kangaroo over there. Hmm...maybe kangaroos are an alien invention?
January 24, 2023
"Hello to all my tinfoil hat-wearing friends."
Strap yourselves in and enjoy this highly entertaining ride! 👽
This story opens with a 'Karen' complaining to a store employee and demanding to see a manager! Well, that's what they do right? Except, this Karen isn't your usual type, she really is something else!! Paul, the employee, gets his own back, but loses his job, and on the way home, after stealing a bottle of rum, he sees some UFOs flying above a field, looking like they are fighting. He ends up being chased, probed and then unwillingly enlisted to help the Grays!
The story flips back and forth between Paul's oftentimes hilarious escapades, to a podcast discussing aliens, UFOs and Emm Eye Bees!! I really liked this, as I'm not very up to date on my alien knowledge and this helped the story along brilliantly, helping it all make sense without feeling like a big college lecture! Ashley also sets the scene perfectly, making you feel completely immersed, like youre a part of the story, witnessing the events first hand!
I've read a few books by this author now and they have all been thoroughly enjoyable and really smooth flowing, page turning reads. His humor throughout is always extremely witty and cheeky, with laugh out loud moments aplenty!
This was a fantastically fun read, full of aliens, conspiracy theories, the illuminati, and anal probing…. and a perfect ending!
It also felt like an interactive read, because I googled so much interesting stuff that was mentioned!! 💚💚💚💚
Strap yourselves in and enjoy this highly entertaining ride! 👽
This story opens with a 'Karen' complaining to a store employee and demanding to see a manager! Well, that's what they do right? Except, this Karen isn't your usual type, she really is something else!! Paul, the employee, gets his own back, but loses his job, and on the way home, after stealing a bottle of rum, he sees some UFOs flying above a field, looking like they are fighting. He ends up being chased, probed and then unwillingly enlisted to help the Grays!
The story flips back and forth between Paul's oftentimes hilarious escapades, to a podcast discussing aliens, UFOs and Emm Eye Bees!! I really liked this, as I'm not very up to date on my alien knowledge and this helped the story along brilliantly, helping it all make sense without feeling like a big college lecture! Ashley also sets the scene perfectly, making you feel completely immersed, like youre a part of the story, witnessing the events first hand!
I've read a few books by this author now and they have all been thoroughly enjoyable and really smooth flowing, page turning reads. His humor throughout is always extremely witty and cheeky, with laugh out loud moments aplenty!
This was a fantastically fun read, full of aliens, conspiracy theories, the illuminati, and anal probing…. and a perfect ending!
It also felt like an interactive read, because I googled so much interesting stuff that was mentioned!! 💚💚💚💚
June 8, 2023
With the author's previous books having a horror/supernatural leaning, this one ventures into present day science fiction, combining established alien tropes in novel ways, throwing in the current scourge of entitled people, annoying management and gummy bears.
Many of Ashley's previous books are dominated by characters who (despite contributing to good stories) you definitely would not like to know. For a refreshing change, this book has a protagonist (Paul) who isn't an unlikeable bloke (despite his misuse of kitchen equipment). He doesn't have a great time with aliens seeking him out, but that's an important part of the story.
Running alongside Paul's misadventures we are treated to a regular podcast about aliens - cleverly providing the necessary back-story via the presenter's interaction with a range of commenters, each with their own quirky personality. Although we don't "see" them, their characters give colour to the information we are being given.
The ending is rather sudden, but it leaves sufficient strands for a sequel should Dr Lister be inspired. I would read that.
The book demonstrates the author's skill in plonking the extraordinary in an ordinary setting. In this way, one can identify with the more mundane aspects of life and see how weird events would have an effect. I wonder if, by including oblivious bystanders, this is a comment on present day life?
Worth buying.
Many of Ashley's previous books are dominated by characters who (despite contributing to good stories) you definitely would not like to know. For a refreshing change, this book has a protagonist (Paul) who isn't an unlikeable bloke (despite his misuse of kitchen equipment). He doesn't have a great time with aliens seeking him out, but that's an important part of the story.
Running alongside Paul's misadventures we are treated to a regular podcast about aliens - cleverly providing the necessary back-story via the presenter's interaction with a range of commenters, each with their own quirky personality. Although we don't "see" them, their characters give colour to the information we are being given.
The ending is rather sudden, but it leaves sufficient strands for a sequel should Dr Lister be inspired. I would read that.
The book demonstrates the author's skill in plonking the extraordinary in an ordinary setting. In this way, one can identify with the more mundane aspects of life and see how weird events would have an effect. I wonder if, by including oblivious bystanders, this is a comment on present day life?
Worth buying.
April 5, 2024
Ashley Lister is an outstanding author who boldly goes where no author has gone before 😜! He does it all whilst increasing one’s vocabulary, knowledge and with a large dose of humour.
This is my fourth book by Mr Lister, and just like his others I was hooked from the first page.
K’s subject matter concerns the conspiracy theories about aliens walking amongst us, structures on the moon, and alien abductions, the information provided in the form of a rolling podcast throughout the storyline.
I found it very informative, and definitely disturbing as all this information can be researched on the internet, you can see the pictures of structures on the moon he’s referring to, and more, so it was sometimes a slow read as I became aware of something mentioned and then researched it on the internet myself.
Definitely recommend, and very thought provoking about what’s really ‘out there’!
This is my fourth book by Mr Lister, and just like his others I was hooked from the first page.
K’s subject matter concerns the conspiracy theories about aliens walking amongst us, structures on the moon, and alien abductions, the information provided in the form of a rolling podcast throughout the storyline.
I found it very informative, and definitely disturbing as all this information can be researched on the internet, you can see the pictures of structures on the moon he’s referring to, and more, so it was sometimes a slow read as I became aware of something mentioned and then researched it on the internet myself.
Definitely recommend, and very thought provoking about what’s really ‘out there’!
May 21, 2023
A SciFi comedy about a regular man (Paul) and his invasive alien encounter.
This was a fun tale, that had me laughing at parts (the speculum and tracking device pet had me giggling), and googling conspiracy theories throughout.
The weird part for me was the podcast sections, as my hubby is also a Joseph Fox and a bit of a conspiracy theorist (we even implemented Conspiracy-Free Fridays at our house because he’s a rambler haha). He was like “Who’s the author?!” And got paranoid 😂
I wish the ending had a bit more action and Followup on what the Reptilians and Karens have planned for humanity.
This was a fun tale, that had me laughing at parts (the speculum and tracking device pet had me giggling), and googling conspiracy theories throughout.
The weird part for me was the podcast sections, as my hubby is also a Joseph Fox and a bit of a conspiracy theorist (we even implemented Conspiracy-Free Fridays at our house because he’s a rambler haha). He was like “Who’s the author?!” And got paranoid 😂
I wish the ending had a bit more action and Followup on what the Reptilians and Karens have planned for humanity.
January 24, 2023
This book will take you on a wild ride of alien abduction, MIBs, Karens and conspiracy theories. Partially told as a podcast on aliens, you can tell the author did a ton of research. I found myself Googling along to the podcast chapters so I could follow along.
In my mind, this felt like part of the mini series V from back in the 80's. This is a book that will engage you from the beginning. You'll change sides on who you're rooting for and you'll laugh at this sci-fi horror.
In my mind, this felt like part of the mini series V from back in the 80's. This is a book that will engage you from the beginning. You'll change sides on who you're rooting for and you'll laugh at this sci-fi horror.
August 8, 2024
I had heard great things about this book, but I was hesitant to pick it up. Why? Because aliens freak me the fuck out. This is a very good alien story, well-written, and with a healthy dose of humor and satire. All of the popular alien conspiracy theories are represented here, to great effect. 4 stars
January 25, 2023
This is the second book that I have read by Ashley Lister, but I have a feeling it will not be my last.
K tells the story of Paul Manne, a downtrodden retail worker who finds himself in the middle of a galactic struggle for control of Earth after a bad experience at work with an overzealous Karen.
There are Reptilians, Greys, and another breed that suck the life out of poor humans. To tell you any more about that latter group would be to spoil the fun.
Mixed in with Paul's story, we have transcripts from a tinfoil hat wearing podcast group, which actually adds to the story and delivers some cool alien lore.
In usual Lister style, the tale is expertly told, with just enough humor sprinkled in to elicit some laughs. My only complaint was that the ending felt a little abrupt, but it's still a fun read.
K tells the story of Paul Manne, a downtrodden retail worker who finds himself in the middle of a galactic struggle for control of Earth after a bad experience at work with an overzealous Karen.
There are Reptilians, Greys, and another breed that suck the life out of poor humans. To tell you any more about that latter group would be to spoil the fun.
Mixed in with Paul's story, we have transcripts from a tinfoil hat wearing podcast group, which actually adds to the story and delivers some cool alien lore.
In usual Lister style, the tale is expertly told, with just enough humor sprinkled in to elicit some laughs. My only complaint was that the ending felt a little abrupt, but it's still a fun read.
October 8, 2025
Drawn by the name and the cover this ended up being a real nice surprise.
What would you do if you thought aliens were after you? Paranoid much, or is there something in what you think you're seeing?
Fun, silly, satire with the undercurrent of possibility. Great read 4*
What would you do if you thought aliens were after you? Paranoid much, or is there something in what you think you're seeing?
Fun, silly, satire with the undercurrent of possibility. Great read 4*
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