I know, I know. By the title, this sounds like one of those cheesy porn movies where a girl pretends to be stuck in her washing machine and needs her step-bro’s “help” to get her out.
But I can assure you, this is no movie!
This is real life. I’m really stuck in a cave, and I really need my almost, sort-of, not-really stepbrother to help me out.
It’s not my fault if he wants to do that helping with his big, bulging, black… muscles.