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The Diary of a Trumped Up Nobody: a literary mashup
The Diary of a Trumped Up a literary mashup
by Tim Wapshott
The literary mashup rewriting George Grossmiths's famous Diary of a Nobody - only the names have been changed to protect the guilty! Pooter’s out, former guy DJT is in, and a modern classic is born. The former guy here spars variously and constantly with Melania, Donald Jnr, Giuliani, Epstein, Huckabee, DeSantis, Ye, McConnell, Manafort and Murdoch, and many, many more.
The Diary of a Trumped Up Nobody reveals uncannily accurately details of the innermost thoughts and mental struggles of DJT, by his own admission probably the greatest diarist ever! He's a gentleman so modest he even claims to have invented the word plagiarism .
- January 23.—I asked Donald Jnr to try and change the hard brushes, he recently made me a present of, for some softer ones, as my hair-dresser tells me I ought not to brush my hair too much just now.
- Make the acquaintance of a Mr. Cohn. Don’t care for him. Mr.Sheen becomes a nuisance.
- Donald Jnr introduces us to Mr.Schwarzenegger.
- I am very sorry about those Theranos Chlorates; it would not have happened if the boss, Madoff, had been in - town. Between ourselves, you must not be surprised if something goes wrong at our office. Madoff has not been seen the last few days, and it strikes me several people do want to see him very particularly.
- I kept dreaming of Mr.Putin and Mr.Murdoch. The latter was in a lovely palace with a crown on. Mr.Putin was waiting in the room. Mr.Murdoch kept taking off this crown and handing it to me, and calling me 'President'...Mr.Murdoch kept “No, this is the White House of Washington, and you must keep your crown, Mr.President."
The Diary of a Trumped Up a literary mashup © 2022 Tim Wapshott
by Tim Wapshott
The literary mashup rewriting George Grossmiths's famous Diary of a Nobody - only the names have been changed to protect the guilty! Pooter’s out, former guy DJT is in, and a modern classic is born. The former guy here spars variously and constantly with Melania, Donald Jnr, Giuliani, Epstein, Huckabee, DeSantis, Ye, McConnell, Manafort and Murdoch, and many, many more.
The Diary of a Trumped Up Nobody reveals uncannily accurately details of the innermost thoughts and mental struggles of DJT, by his own admission probably the greatest diarist ever! He's a gentleman so modest he even claims to have invented the word plagiarism .
- January 23.—I asked Donald Jnr to try and change the hard brushes, he recently made me a present of, for some softer ones, as my hair-dresser tells me I ought not to brush my hair too much just now.
- Make the acquaintance of a Mr. Cohn. Don’t care for him. Mr.Sheen becomes a nuisance.
- Donald Jnr introduces us to Mr.Schwarzenegger.
- I am very sorry about those Theranos Chlorates; it would not have happened if the boss, Madoff, had been in - town. Between ourselves, you must not be surprised if something goes wrong at our office. Madoff has not been seen the last few days, and it strikes me several people do want to see him very particularly.
- I kept dreaming of Mr.Putin and Mr.Murdoch. The latter was in a lovely palace with a crown on. Mr.Putin was waiting in the room. Mr.Murdoch kept taking off this crown and handing it to me, and calling me 'President'...Mr.Murdoch kept “No, this is the White House of Washington, and you must keep your crown, Mr.President."
The Diary of a Trumped Up a literary mashup © 2022 Tim Wapshott
237 pages, Hardcover
Published December 27, 2022
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