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Florida Man #1-3
Florida Man: The Complete and Unabridged Dark Humor Series
MIKE BARON DELIVERS RIOTOUS, CRUDE, AND ALWAYS UNPREDICTABLE STORIES IN THE FLORIDA MAN SERIES—A SALUTE TO BLUE COLLAR REDNECKS WHO KEEP THIS COUNTRY RUNNING.
In Florida Man, Gary Duba’s having a bad day. There’s a snake in his toilet, a rabid raccoon in the yard, and his girl Krystal’s in jail for getting naked at a Waffle House and licking the manager. Gary’s a redneck living in a trailer by the swamp, but he’s got dreams—big dreams. With his best friend, Floyd, Gary sets out to sell his prized Barry Bonds rookie card to raise the five hundred needed for bail. Too bad things always find a way of getting out of hand.
Following his newfound fame for apprehending Plastic Surgeon to the Stars and serial killer Dr. Vanderlay Mukerjee in Hogzilla, Gary moves back into the five-million-dollar mansion he bought with his lottery winnings. What was formerly Turpentine Acres is now Kensington Gardens, an upscale community that frowns upon Gary's lawn ornaments and Confederate flag. But when a thousand-pound feral hog begins savaging Kensington Gardens, the HOA calls on Gary to deal with the monster. Little does he know he’ll be contending with wild hippos, a swimming pool full of iguanas, a robot buffalo with alien multiple personality disorder, and his girl Krystal's upcoming wrestling match, too.
During Catfish Calling, Gary and Krystal drag Prince Larry and Princess Regan through the mud, and a snapping turtle latches on to the prince’s manhood, causing a debate to break out on whether or not to release the video. Will it help or hurt the Royal Ducats? As Gary brawls with a man in a bunny suit at Wacky World, Venezuelans use his property for drug deals and the legendary Dadaist Claude Balls stuns the world with his creations.
In this uproarious and unpredictable ride through the Florida Man series, Mike Baron celebrates the resilience and wild adventures of those who never fail to keep life hilariously chaotic. Grab your copy today!
“Mike Baron has crafted a comic masterpiece of a novel. Unforgettable, colorful cast, Sustained comedy gold on every page.” —Chuck Dixon, author of the Levon Cade series
Florida The Complete and Unabridged Series includes Florida Man, Hogzilla, and Catfish Calling.
In Florida Man, Gary Duba’s having a bad day. There’s a snake in his toilet, a rabid raccoon in the yard, and his girl Krystal’s in jail for getting naked at a Waffle House and licking the manager. Gary’s a redneck living in a trailer by the swamp, but he’s got dreams—big dreams. With his best friend, Floyd, Gary sets out to sell his prized Barry Bonds rookie card to raise the five hundred needed for bail. Too bad things always find a way of getting out of hand.
Following his newfound fame for apprehending Plastic Surgeon to the Stars and serial killer Dr. Vanderlay Mukerjee in Hogzilla, Gary moves back into the five-million-dollar mansion he bought with his lottery winnings. What was formerly Turpentine Acres is now Kensington Gardens, an upscale community that frowns upon Gary's lawn ornaments and Confederate flag. But when a thousand-pound feral hog begins savaging Kensington Gardens, the HOA calls on Gary to deal with the monster. Little does he know he’ll be contending with wild hippos, a swimming pool full of iguanas, a robot buffalo with alien multiple personality disorder, and his girl Krystal's upcoming wrestling match, too.
During Catfish Calling, Gary and Krystal drag Prince Larry and Princess Regan through the mud, and a snapping turtle latches on to the prince’s manhood, causing a debate to break out on whether or not to release the video. Will it help or hurt the Royal Ducats? As Gary brawls with a man in a bunny suit at Wacky World, Venezuelans use his property for drug deals and the legendary Dadaist Claude Balls stuns the world with his creations.
In this uproarious and unpredictable ride through the Florida Man series, Mike Baron celebrates the resilience and wild adventures of those who never fail to keep life hilariously chaotic. Grab your copy today!
“Mike Baron has crafted a comic masterpiece of a novel. Unforgettable, colorful cast, Sustained comedy gold on every page.” —Chuck Dixon, author of the Levon Cade series
Florida The Complete and Unabridged Series includes Florida Man, Hogzilla, and Catfish Calling.
1074 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 3, 2023
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November 7, 2025
Oh. My. God. You have to read this series. Meaning no offense to the Author. But it Really should have been called HEY YALL WATCH THIS! (as any southerner would tell you that a prelude to disaster and chaos). This book has it all. Red Necks(of course), Moon Shine, Ambulance chasing Lawyers, Aliens, Mechanical Bulls, Lady Wrestlers, Waffle House(it’s the South) Burt Reynolds wig, Feral Hogs, Lizard on a stick, repeated trips to jail, a Cult and Transvestites. And that’s just a few of the highlights. I started out reading the box set out of curiosity. But as I continued on I found myself laughing out loud and shaking my head. Seriously. Just when you think it can’t possibly get more wild. You just turn the page and find more. This is hands down one of the funniest books I have ever read! The Author has done a superlative job bringing out the funniest side as well as the good natured side of “Good ole boys.” Set back. Relax. And get ready to laugh. I STRONGLY recommend this book to everyone. If you pass this book by you will be missing something.
September 7, 2023
Holy Cracker Batman!
Great story and plot. Was very believable up until the catfish. Just couldn't believe that a catfish could let people call him Leotis! LOL!!! Loved the characters, and the crazy action plot.
Great story and plot. Was very believable up until the catfish. Just couldn't believe that a catfish could let people call him Leotis! LOL!!! Loved the characters, and the crazy action plot.
September 9, 2023
Most excellent
Satirical, hilarious, and believeable. This is one of the most entertaining series I've read this year. For every character in this story I can put a real person in their place. The flow is great and I laughed my ass off.
Satirical, hilarious, and believeable. This is one of the most entertaining series I've read this year. For every character in this story I can put a real person in their place. The flow is great and I laughed my ass off.
August 15, 2023
This book was about the most entertaining thang I've read in along time. It was hilarious. Anyone needing a good laugh should read this one.
March 16, 2024
Way better'n I expected.
Southerners do like to parade their crazy. It was not as unbelievable as the first cover implied. I was surprised at the amount of drugs they did.
Southerners do like to parade their crazy. It was not as unbelievable as the first cover implied. I was surprised at the amount of drugs they did.
December 1, 2024
Crazy
Very fast and very witty, the adventure Judy keeps getting weirder and weirder . Definitely a fun read and will be looking for more
Very fast and very witty, the adventure Judy keeps getting weirder and weirder . Definitely a fun read and will be looking for more
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