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207 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 10, 2017









"Vegetables have no business being anywhere near my pizza. Pizza crusts are just the vehicles to hold copious amounts of meat and cheese. The sauce barely makes a pass, since it's made from tomatoes, but gets to stay because it adds extra lubricant to help the wad of meat slide into my belly."
"You're disgusting. I have no idea how you don't look like Jabba the Hutt."
"The meat sweats that come later help drop the water weight."
I closed my eyes and let the kiss soothe away all the tension that had built over the course of the day. It started out slow, simmering, but as we had before, we caught fire, the connection between us igniting the last of our defenses and burning them to ash.
What they said was true, though. I’d never been the long-term-relationship guy. I loved the spark of newness when I first went out with a guy. Dating too long led to that spark fading, and all that was left in its place was banality and dull sex.
No, thank you.
--Chase
“How long have you known we were coming?” The arena was beginning to fill up, most of it a sea of black and yellow, but hardly anyone had seats as good as ours. Unfortunate bastards.
“Since yesterday. I was offered a couple of perks for finishing up the park project on time and on budget, and I chose the tickets. The seats are supposed to be pretty good.”
“You hate hockey.”
Chase shrugged. “And you love it. You should have seen your face when you realized where we were. That was very nearly a hands-free orgasm.”
A wave of something washed over me—gratitude, affection, and maybe something deeper..."
--Alec
"Marriage is easy. You give up on life and sit around in sweatpants, ordering takeout and watching reality TV.” [...] “How hard can it be? We’ll live together for a few weeks, and when it’s all over, we can rub their smug faces in the fact that they were all wrong.At first, their fake marriage is easy - drinking beer and ordering pizza, playing Mario Cart on Nintendo 64 but before too long they really get to know each other - small domestic details, their jobs and strengths. "Alec had snapped into focus and I was seeing things about him I’d never noticed." And when their simmering attraction ignites, it leaves Chase gobsmacked "that the best sex I’d ever had was with my best friend." As their friend Brynn says, "You guys have chemistry. You’ve always had chemistry. You’re just too thick to have noticed.”

"Single by choise."
"Marriage is easy. You give up on life and sit around in sweatpants, ordering takeout and watching reality TV.”

“And when this ends, I don’t know how we’re going to go back. Knowing everything I know now, I don’t know if I can go back. I don’t want to go back.”
