When a handsome young Alaskan arrives in Florida, hailed by the internet as “The Greatest Salesman in the World,” all hell breaks loose, including a pirate limo driver, a talking iguana, mermaids that work for FOMA (the Fountain of Middle Age) and two or three of the strangest love stories you’ve ever witnessed, because, well, Florida. Only in Florida will a gang of dentists battle a volunteer SWAT team while a heroic Alaskan raps bad poetry in an exploding house for love, honor, and to impress both Aphrodite and a semi-pro Bingo player named Daphne.