Get In My Swamp

Get in My Swamp #1

by G.M. Fairy

When Liona stumbles upon Beck, the ogre's, trap and becomes his prisoner, she's determined to get away. But it doesn't take long for things to start heating up between the two. Beck is trying to protect her, and Liona can't help her body's reaction to the buff green monster. The lines between captive and captor become blurry, and the passion becomes a raging fire neither of them can put out.

Get In My Swamp was previously released on Kindle Vella and the last chapter was posted on December 25th.
Content Warning:

Get In My Swamp is a dark fantasy romance between a snarky young woman and a brute green ogre. While fun, the story includes elements that might not be suitable for some readers. Abduction (non-consensual bondage), consensual bondage, incest, mention/description of past trauma (child abuse, neglect, suicide), cheating, and violence are present in the novel. Readers who may be sensitive to this content, please take note.

Genres: Romance, Fantasy, Monster Romance, Smut, Spicy, Monsters, Book Club

117 pages, Kindle Edition

Published February 4, 2023

About the author

G.M. FAIRY is a #1 best-selling, romance author who dabbles in Fantasy, Sci-Fi, and all things whimsical. She's best known for Get In My Swamp and Pounded by Produce. Her specialty is taking the stories we all know and love and ruining them in the best way possible.

Reviews

[Shawn McComb]

fuck it 5 stars

[Larissa Cambusano]

I don’t wanna talk about it

[HawkHatesYou]

this book is great in the way that you’re like “nah i could never want to fk an ogre” and then you have an insane fever dream and wake up and then you say to yourself “you know what.. i could and would take him if i had the chance.” 10/10

[ellie]

OKAY OKAY HOLD ON NOW HOLD ON LET BECK AND LIONA COOK, OKAY???



Shakespeare is quaking rn now. his pussy is shaking the roof of every house across this nation. his bones are rattling. he is tearing his hair out, just WISHING he had written something as legendary as this piece of artwork.

instead of br Throne of Glass like we were supposed to, tanaz and i read this and our lives have been changed forever.

Get in my Swamp, you will always be remembered by us.

[Meg ✨]

if i read another "wet fold" or "manhood", i will shoot myself

[matt]

what an unhinged journey.

was it good? no.
would i do it over again? absolutely.

[Enigmatic's Reading]

I want Goodreads to come up with a negative rating system as well.

[zocharett Kolińska]

Już jest na kanale recenzja

[readabookonce]

This was not Shrek enough while also being too Shrek.

What I mean is, it was missing so many beats from the original (eg the rescuing from the castle, Fiona being a princess) while also referencing it enough to make it uncomfortable. Beck had almost none of the standoffishness of his (almost) namesake and Liona had absolutely none of the verve of hers. Donny’s character? Vile. #NotMyDonkey

Listen, I’m no stranger to monster romances. An ogre who has a bit of an underbite? That’s nothing. Basically, I read this because it was a Shrek fic, but that also made me like it less. The book never takes itself too seriously, so I can’t be too mad. It was what it said it was.

★★★

[♥Milica♥]

"She opens up for me like a flower in full bloom."

LISTEN, when I saw this on Twitter I knew I had to read it, as a Shrek fan, but also so no one else would have to.

It was pretty much what I expected it would be, except nobody acts like the character they're supposed to be, especially not Donkey. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? I'm so mad about it.

Shrek is basically like a 15 year old boy discovering sex for the first time, Fiona is...concerning.

And the incest inclusion was...there for some reason??? Who even knows. I would like someone to clarify which one of them is Farquad (if any) and which Charming (if any)?

If you like Shrek I wouldn't really recommend this, because the only things in common are the swamp and that there's a hidden community of magical creatures. That's about it.

Even Shrek, who IS an ogre, is handsome and not very scary at all. Just huge and green. Fiona even says he could be a model...nah uh not OUR Shrek.

He also has a jawline so sharp that could cut diamonds by the way, thought you ought to know.

As for the writing, it was somehow even poorer than the storyline? As in lines kept getting recycled over and over again. Some of them were a pain to read, honestly.

Anyway, I think this one is around a 2.5? Not completely terrible, but also below average.

And if anyone wants a play by play of my reactions as I was reading here's my Twitter thread:

https://twitter.com/CityofSterek/stat...

[Brittanni Jackson]

Ok obsessed. If you see this, no you didn’t.

[Madi Rietvelt]

this being my first read of the month is so interesting
im traumatized, i need to call my therapist and a crisis line and it’s all chantelle’s fault

[sid⋆˚꩜｡]

i should have stayed curious

[Kerry]

Somehow, this author turned the biggest green flag (Shrek) into a red flag.

[jagodasbooks]

Pace was too fast, incest was too much, didn't feel any chemistry, felt like it was written by man

[Chan Sicotte]

I’ll never be able to watch Shrek again

[j]

This is a different kind of mental illness

[Chey]

I only read this as a dare

Hannah imma need a better book rec next time. I knew it was going to be bad but oof this was a big ole yikes. Still better than It Ends with US

[jessica]

I came for satire Shrek porn and, by God, I got it.

[Bri]

I’m not proud of this.

[Bryneyre The Book Eater]

Couldn't write a detailed review because life got in the way, but I needed to say this was a simple but super funny (seriously, I cackled several times through the book) and entertaining Shrek inspired erotica. The smut was over the top and you can't avoid liking the characters, they're bizarre but endearing.

Not gonna lie, I expected a mediocre book but encountered a fantastic story to start when you want something light but good to relax (and get spicy 😏)

The book wasn't perfect but I definitely liked it.

[Alëna]

SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE

[Angelina]

Romeo and Juliet have nothing on these love birds💚

[Rebecca Waugh]

The image of Beck in grey sweatpants swinging through the trees like a spider monkey will live on in my head forever. #swampdaddy

[Amanda]

*1.5

Shrek is love, but at what cost?

[Lolina ⋆]

Now this is what I call real literature 😌.

Anyways this is what I pictured the whole time (thank u pinterest)



Ok I'm sorry bye 🏃‍♀️

[👻🎀Emma 🎀👻]

3.5

[Lizzie Strong]

Okay- fuckin... hear me out. Okay? One- the trigger warnings are spot on. Read them and read at your own discression. The story is fantastic, the smut is steamy, it's got some hard reality "ah fuck, yeah, I feel that" moments. The twincest/family on family, I really should have seen coming. I've seen game of thrones, I knew better. But honestly, good on Liona for being like "There's not fucking excuse to be fucking your sister" but like also, girl, go get yourself a check up, that day! the heeby jeebies are heeby jeebing. But all in all, short, funny, dark, steamy, and he said the fucking line. He said "I'm making waffles" and I lost it.
Just uh... know what you're getting into before you get into it.

[Hails]

I don’t know what I expected, but it was not this. This book is everything I never knew I needed. Beck can absolutely get in my swamp (RIP me. I am horrified at myself). I had the best time reading. I laughed my ass off and I literally squealed and threw my phone several times. The premise of the story was fun, the spice was a good time, and the twist at the end with her fiancé… I don’t have a single negative thing to say. Get in my Swamp is damn good time to read.

Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Spice: 🌶🌶🌶
Available on Kindle Unlimited

[Bonsauce Webb]

What the actual fuck did I just read