...being a book about Alvin, Frannie, Dolby, Brian, Belinda (doing eighty), Tyra the Beautiful, Connor f***ing Livingstone, Stephen King, Pink Floyd, peach schnapps (and lemonade), hope, dreams, Scotland, death-defying driving, Goodfellas, Irn-Bru, tenpin bowling, FHM, love and money, Alvin's Dad, American Psycho, car-crashes, paranoia, The Lord of the Rings, U2, infinity, Brian's nipples, noddies, text-messages, barmaids, virginity, Radiohead, The X-Men, exams, Frannie's patter, the death of punk, Tom Cruise, night-club bouncers, Falkirk High School, Clive Barker, the emptiness at the heart of it all, weapons, Spider-Man, Han Solo, a desolate future in which no-one loves anyone else, Hotel California, the universe, Blur, Prontaprint Lisa, and everything under the sun is in tune, as the sun is eclipsed by the moon... "Bissett is one of the new wave of young Scots writing talent not seen since the early Nineties". The Herald "One of the best things I've read in ages" - Ali Smith
I left Scotland four days ago, and the referendum for independence will be held in less than a week. So I figured this would be as good a time to read this as it will ever be. If there is something I've learned in my total of a year and four months spent in Scotland is that there aren't many things as Scottish as discussing why a can of Irn-Bru doesn't fall to the back of the car when dropped in the front.
If you want to read the true Scotland, read this rather than Highlanders' erotica. Trust me. Reading this made me feel sad about having left, but also happy because, turns out, I carried a piece of Scotland with me.
Last note, I had the chance to meet the author and he signed the book for me:
So I guess all there is left to say is... good luck, Scotland!
Really interesting book, kind of caught me off guard with how unique the writing style was. It was a whirlwind to read, fast-paced and constantly shifting from scene to scene. Felt it captured the experience of being a teenage boy in central Scotland pretty well, and it gave me similar vibes to Graeme Armstrong's The Young Team.
I'm defo planning to read more of Bissett's books in the future.
This book is beautifully written, although the usage of grammar is unconventional, it serves to further the tone. The book describes 4 young lads growing up in Falkirk and although the general themes behind the book are not particularly original, the writing style is highly imaginative and extremely poetic. There can be no doubt that this book is going to go down as a classic bit of modern Scottish writing.
This is fantastic , i started it unaware that it was the prequal to Pack Men.
Bissett has an ear for dialogue and an understanding of the mind of young men. The novel is his debut novel and so later novels are better as literature but it works at a high octane pace, feels real and honest.
Read all his books start here and enjoy a writer who understands characters, dialogue and plot.
'Naw,' Dolby says, shaking his head seriously. 'Spider-Man's Bono. He's got the patter and the charisma. Batman's dark and tortured. Batman's Thom Yorke.'
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Not quite as good as Death of a Ladies Man but still an enjoyable read. Based on the author's actual experience as a teenager in Falkirk he uses his own nickname 'Alvin' for the central character. The anniversary edition has an additional piece written by Alan Bissett ten years on which is interesting.
this is one of my most favourite, favourite books, there's a sheer wantonness about it. it makes me laugh with joy; squirm with embarrassment and sad with jealousy, because i'll never be a boyracer.
Tremendous,I could not put it down. I didnt realise a the rubbish I spoke as a teenager was being spoke by others as well . I really loved this book. Wish I had read it before Pack men though. Got the real urge to track down a copy of "Weaveworld" now and read it again .....
This will go down as one of my all time favorite books. I picked it up by mistake and surprisingly, I was not disappointed. Great writing style and phonetics too.