It's the holiday season, 1997, and the staff of the Lake Aurora Beach Club are trying to kill themselves. John Salvatore is trying to break his neck, John Devereaux, his heart. Mimi DiMarco and Jim Doran are trying to poison themselves. Ned Holt is begging for a fatal illness, Dennis O'Toole, a fatal bullet. Club member and nonagenarian Audrey Ferguson watches all of them from her beach chair, wondering who will be first. Find out who lives, who dies, and who rescues whom as they battle the staff of the Lake Aurora Marina in a prank war and, with varying degrees of success, their own life-threatening neuroses.