Short Take: Dizzyingly overwhelming… but like, in a GOOD way.
Hello my beloved Nerdlings, and welcome to End Of Summer. The kids are heading back to school, the leaves are falling into the pool, and I… don’t have another clever rhyme. So let’s get to it, shall we?
Duckies, this is where it gets tricky. Because this 1500 page Behemoth (heh - read the book & you’ll see why that’s clever) is actually three full-length novels with some lovely interludes in between and a new opening introduction chapter. So obviously, there’s substantially more book than would fit in my usual quickie description. I’m going to try to keep it brief anyway, so:
In the small town of Duck Falls, Maryland, a billionaire has teamed up with a group of scientists to create a one-of-a-kind theme park. Using some truly wild technology, guests will be able to see actual ghosts. The park will be made of the actual sites of famous hauntings (such as Bonnie & Clyde’s car), with the buildings carefully disassembled and rebuilt at Ghostland.
The most notorious of these attractions is Rex Garrote’s house - a super-famous horror author who committed suicide in a horrific way in the house. Ben & Lilian are 15 year old BFFs when Garrote’s house is towed through Duck Falls, and their lives are changed forever. A malevolent shadow in the window causes Ben to suffer a debilitating heart attack, and their friendship never quite comes back.
In the present day, deciding to put their metaphorical demons to rest, Ben and Lilian show up for Ghostland’s opening day, and Duckies, do you need me to tell you that Everything Goes Horribly Wrong?
The author was obviously inspired by Jurassic Park, so you can probably figure out what happens from there. But you see, the carnage is just the beginning.
I read and reviewed the first Ghostland book in 2020, and I fell in love with Mr. Ralston’s ambition. Not only did he blend sci-fi, horror, social issues, and a smidge of puppy love, he created a whole wonderful, terrifying, and very realistic world. So it might sound odd that I was hesitant to pick up the full trilogy, but it’s the truth.
I have a thing about sequels, namely that they are rarely as good as the original and often end up just trying to recapture what made the first story great (which is just stupid in my opinion. Usually what makes a story great is how unique it is, so trying to just keep copying the formula is obviously going to make each iteration dumber).
And yet….
I’ve read a few of Mr. Ralston’s works, and well… he hasn’t let me down yet. When he first started talking on social media about the trilogy, my first instinct was to smile politely, say “Wow, that sounds fun!” and then quietly not read it. But eventually, I looked closer, and realized that in fact, Ghostland is not a good story and its sequels, but one single story. One incredible, immense, heartbreaking, breathtaking story.
As mentioned, Ghostland: Ghost Hunter Edition is a LOT. A lot of characters, a lot of pages, a dizzying amount of words. And sometimes, to be honest, it felt like too much - I’d forget who this or that character was, or lose track of why they were in a certain location. This is definitely not a book for the faint of heart (or stomach, if I’m being completely transparent).
But as always with Mr. Ralston’s work, the real joy is in the characters. A dad who’s the king of corny dad jokes, a Scottish ghost who finds great joy in his disembodied (heh. Again, read the book, you’ll see why that’s clever) state, a gambling addict in love with a psychic, and so, so many more.
And finally, I absolutely adored the kaleidoscope-on-hallucinogens sensation the author creates when different timelines and realities collide.
The Nerd’s Rating: FIVE HAPPY NEURONS (and my undying grudge about one character’s death. Mr. Ralston knows what he did.)