Cupid's Contract

Holidate #1

by S.N. Moor

Everlee McKinley hates Valentine’s Day. It's the worst holiday made up by jewelry companies to trick you into spending money. It also doesn’t help she is six months post breakup from the man she thought she was going to spend the rest of her life with.

After her best friend tricks her into going to a Cupid party at a new club in town, she catches the eyes of the owners, and realizes it may not be such a bad holiday after all.

Cupid's Contract is not your typical boy meets girl V-Day romance. If you love it spicy, then you'll love Cupid's Contract.
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Genres: Reverse Harem, Romance, Why Choose, Smut, Holiday, Contemporary, M M F

256 pages, Kindle Edition

Published January 27, 2023

Reviews

[Christy · Rating 1 out of 5]

"I was a little nymph who, after getting some nom nom wanted more of that dom dom."

😐 I have never wanted to throw myself into a tornado more than when that line breached the caverns of my eyes and slithered into the recesses of my brain.

I HATED all the mentions of the contract and the past lovers. Every time Sophie walked into a room and they all acted like rainbows shot out of her vagina, I wanted to egg all their businesses. And then we learn that they DIDNT HAVE A CONTRACT WITH HER. I would have gotten arrested. They would be severely maimed.

[Raelyn Funderburg · Rating 2 out of 5]

I was loving this book in the beginning but it just started going downhill once I hit about 30% into the book. It was funny at first and then started to feel like it was trying too hard to keep up the same energy as the beginning which just made the characters feel ingenuine and unbelievable. Descriptions didn’t really add up and the spicy scenes were often interrupted by some long inner monologue that just pulled you out of the scene. Like girl you’ve got four d!cks in your body and your mind is elsewhere? So much for just enjoying the time you had with them. I also didn’t like how the book just abruptly ended and the author added in the whole “well that’s it for now, but their story continues in Easter!” Like come on.

[Kelly Guess · Rating 3 out of 5]

Woah! This was a first! 😂🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ very spicy and very funny! I wasn’t expecting any of it 😂 100 SMUT so if you’re not into the filth then keep scrolling. Lol

[Sarah Couture · Rating 4 out of 5]

Was this smut without a plot? Yes it was but i truly didn’t care, it was great 😂 don’t expect anything else, the writing won’t blow your mind. The FMC is a bit annoying, we don’t know a lot about the MMCs but i couldn’t stop reading. The ending sucks tho can’t wait for the next one. It’s a perfect valentine’s day reading if you need to set the mood 🥵

If you liked Tangled in Tinsel for Christmas, i think this will be right up your alley !

[Jenna · Rating 1 out of 5]

This was....ok? I found Everleigh and Lizzy to be immature and it got to be distracting. We aren't ever told their ages but hear "back in college" several times so I think older but by the way they acted, I'd have guessed them to be 18 or 19. We're never told the setting but somehow the guys have a house that's outside the city but the rooftop looks over the city. I just never knew what I was supposed to be picturing. Not sure what Everleigh looks like or what she actually does for a living but she has an office with an assistant and can afford her own expensive gowns....which would have been cool if her personality matched that. There was a lot of second hand embarrassment too, even during the spicy scenes. The first group scene was awkward and quite short. The second one, she went off on an internal monolog that completely took you out of the scene. There was just an overall lack of detail or explanation to things.

[Lindsay Descoteaux · Rating 1 out of 5]

A part of me feels bad leaving this review, but this ain’t it. 1) the editing and writing style is atrocious…. So many errors it’s unreal. Not to mention the book switches back and forth between present/past tense writing styles when the whole book is present (teeth grating). 2) the abrupt ending… no. 3) this book was Tangled In Tinsel, but less funny and worse writing. Men are hotter in Tangled in Tinsel too.

[Marina · Rating 1 out of 5]

Yeah guys the only thing this book has going for it is spelling errors, grammatical errors and cringey moments. I didn’t dnf because I simply wanted another book to add to my completed shelf. However, if the book was any longer than it was, I would’ve dnfed. Also the fact that this book didn’t even have an ending???

[Jerrica Cornelison · Rating 4 out of 5]

So… first off WHOA! I was told this book was a lot and it was more than i expected. Quick VERY SPICY 🌶️🌶️ read.. felt like I needed to shower after but also looking forward to the next 😜

[Kaitlyn · Rating 2 out of 5]

2.5⭐️ #cringe (will i still finish the series at some point in time… what can i say)

[Ashley Kline · Rating 5 out of 5]

First of all this cover is very misleading in all the good ways 🥵🥵🥵🥵
If you love a good RH do yourself a favor and read this.

[Ala Johnson · Rating 2 out of 5]

This was not good… but in all of the best ways? This reminds me of all of the stories I used to spend all of my time reading on Wattpad. It was a train wreck I just couldn’t get off of. Not to mention.. I was the one who suggested this for bookclub and I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to come back from being the person who suggested a book that had “stretch a**hole activate!” In the middle of a smut scene.

Also in case you were curious, the word “moan” appears precisely 69 times in this book.

That said, will I be continuing the series? Also yes.

[Aimee Haer (Sheppard) · Rating 2 out of 5]

I'm a lover of RH... and those that I read I don't expect to be a literary masterpiece by any means but I love a good plot and I crave enough chemistry and tension to make me blush and worry that my dead mother knows what I'm reading about and judging me in disappointment... this did not deliver!

The characters were cringe-worthy at best and where was the chemistry??? I feel like the storyline could have been really good though 😕

2 stars instead of 1 only because I didn't completely hate it and I managed to finish it

[Emily · Rating 2 out of 5]

No prep, no thanks

I wanted to be into this book but the anal with no prep, DVP with no prep, and whipped cream and chocolate sauce on her crotch took me straight out of the story.

[Katie Olsen · Rating 5 out of 5]

It’s like Fifty Shades x 4, if you know what I mean. 😉 But less vanilla. 🍦🌶️ Lizzy was slightly too annoying for me. But other than that, I enjoyed it. That ending though…The next book better come out soon!

[Read on Kindle Unlimited in one sitting at home.]

[Erin · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5 stars. Cute and VERY spicy. Ending sucks - it’s what I would call a non-ending.

[k a s e · Rating 5 out of 5]

WTFRICK WAS THAT ENDING EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!

MAAM! I JUST NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER I HAVE A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS!!!!!

[Chaos · Rating 5 out of 5]

"It’s the best thing I’ve ever put in my mouth and that includes cock, and I love cock."

This book was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 all the spice!! I'm not exactly happy that there is a second book with a continuation of this, but I'm going to read it anyway and love it!! I don't care too much about the characters, but the spice makes up for it. I do like the characters. I just don't care for them. Ok except Lizzy and Betty!! Those two are hilarious!!! Definitely interested to see what's going to happen in book 2.

[Kristina Schmidlin · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ends on a cliffhanger
Overall:⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 1/2
Spice: 🌶🌶🌶🌶
Trope(s): Holiday Reverse Harem
Check tw : TP, An@l, BDSM, Praise, attempted ass@ult

Thoroughly enjoyed this read. It has cheesy lines that gave me a great laugh and the spice is on point. Though in this one Everlee has the most interaction with Callum over the other three guys. I have a soft spot for Knox with his quirky personality. Love when she stands up to her ex and his girlfriend.

[Kyleigh Rollins · Rating 5 out of 5]

I stumbled across this thanks to a friend. Not even kidding, this was the best book I’ve read in months. I will definitely be checking out the second book!

I 100% recommend you read this. You will not regret it!

[Desarae Smith · Rating 4 out of 5]

What a sexy read!! Everlee is 6mo post breakup with Captain Douchecanoe. self esteem at an all-time low. her best friend Lizzy convinced her to go to a hot, new club. Cue tall, dark and sexy club owner, Callum, who can't take his eyes off her. But Callum has a request and Everlee must sign a NDA to even hear it. This is a very spicy, why choose, Valentine's themed book.

[Amy · Rating 5 out of 5]

4.75⭐️
RTC

[Danielle Ebbert · Rating 5 out of 5]

My first really spicy read .. onto book #2 is all I can say!

[dani · Rating 3 out of 5]

the abrupt ending pissed me off i cant lie

[Heather · Rating 5 out of 5]

Okay, total smut. Like all the smut 😂 like made me actually blush. I love the friendship between the heroine and her bff. I laughed quite a bit. This does end on a cliff hanger, but if you read the chapters of the next book, I think that helps hold you over until the next book comes out. 😆

[WHITNEY WILHITE · Rating 5 out of 5]

Definitely don’t leave this book unattended around young kids! Great book to get you in the mood w your partner

[Danica · Rating 5 out of 5]

All the 'PENII'

Because penises doesn't sound right. This was cute and spicy. And I'll definitely read the next one when it releases.

[Desirae Ruvalcaba · Rating 4 out of 5]

I was looking for a quick Valentine’s Day read and that’s what I got! 🤣🌶️ 💘

[Lindsey Pignatiello · Rating 5 out of 5]

So I cannot really rate this! Ha ha it is such a sweet cover, but complete and utter smut. Like I thought I knew smut until I read this. It is good for what it is. If you are looking for really spicy scenes with very little character development or plot this is your book. As well as the next. I almost did not claim having read it because I am super vanilla and this is not something I would have ever picked up had it not been recommended to me by one of my Facebook groups.

[Tori Bulmer · Rating 5 out of 5]

Omg! This book was f&$king fantastic!! The storyline just flowed and you never wanted it to stop…UNTIL THAT CLIFF HANGER! But, I had the book on KU so I was able to read the first 4 chpt of book two! I’m soooo happy there will be more books! I never want their stories to end! And I really need a friend like Lizzy! This book was SPICY! 4/5 and felt real!

[djslibrary · Rating 4 out of 5]

SHEEEESHHH OKAY