Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book

by MTV

Snooki, Ronnie, Mike “The Situation,” JWoww, Pauly D, Sammi Sweetheart, Vinny, and Angelina captivated America with their big hair, fake tans, fist pumps, and high drama on MTV ’s wildly popular show Jersey Shore. But they don’t just walk the walk—they talk the talk. Relive their most outrageous and hilarious moments with these memorable words of “wisdom” on life, love, and looking good. These are rules to live by—G.T.L., baby! “My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy, and live my life.” “I feel like this job is beneath me. I’m a bartender. I do, like, great things.” “I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me, it’s cool in the beginning. We do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell.” “Let’s go tanning. If we got a little time, maybe we’ll go to the gym and then get ready for tonight. You need that color—a little touch-up on the paint job.” Features an exclusive BONUS DVD — watch the most memorable moments from season one!

96 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2010

Reviews

[Cindy · Rating 3 out of 5]

Found this at a used book sale and it made my friend and I giggle at every page. It becomes particularly fun if you play “guess who said…” with the quotes.

It’s missing “Ummmmm HELLO!?” in the Angelina chapter which is why I’m giving it a 3 star instead of 4. A true cultural zeitgeist of the 2010’s, and I’m so bummed I don’t have the technology anymore to put the exclusive DVD to use.

[Tina]

Read it purely because I needed an easy read.

[Alisa · Rating 3 out of 5]

lol... this show is like a train wreck... you want to turn away but you have to watch it. When we got this little quote book... one of the people from New Jersey and myself.. from Jersey.. had to take a look because we cant stop watching. It is pretty much a book to read and thank GOD that your children are not like them..lol.. so sadddddddd... yet soooo funny.

[Diana]

cool