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Patrick Aldermann, an accountant with a company that makes toilets, is passionate about his roses, which he prunes ruthlessly, 'deadheading' any blossoms a minute past their prime so as to make space for the younger blooms. Not much of a gardener, Dalziel views Patrick as a strong contender for the title of Most Boring Man in Yorkshire. Pascoe, though, has noticed that senior executives at the toilet company 'gentlemen, you might say, just a minute past their prime' have an unlucky habit of dying. And when they do, it's all but inevitably Patrick who, like a lucky young bloom, is poised to take their place.
352 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1983
Don't be cheeky to the customers unless they're nicked, or you're Dalziel.. - Sergeant Wield remembers an old rule.
'You fat bastard,' she said. 'You haven't changed have you? They all said you were a nasty bit of work then, and you still are now. I'll leave you to finish this muck. Next time you take a lady out, probably in another fifty years, try to buy her a decent bottle of wine instead of five gallons of this sludge, will you? Give my regards to Yorkshire.' - a witness reacts to Superintendent Dalziel's attempts to gain background information by plying her with drink.


We’re turning into a geriatric society. The old are fighting back. They have the great advantage of an irresistible recruitment program.