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302 pages, Paperback
First published August 14, 1935
The roof of the old brownstone house on West Thirty-fifth Street where he had lived for twenty years, and me with him for the last seven of them, was glassed in and partitioned into rooms where varying conditions of temperature and humidity were maintained—by the vigilance of Theodore Horstmann—for the ten thousand orchids that lined the benches and shelves.


”To assert dignity is to lose it.”
“Of course I am rude to you, and on such occasions I always regret that I do not know the art of being rude elegantly.”
“It’s a temptation to cling to competence when we find it.”
“[I]t occurs to me that no publication either before or since the invention of printing, no theological treatise and no political or scientific creed, has ever been as narrowly dogmatic and offensively arbitrary in its prejudices as a railway timetable.”
“God made you and me, in certain respects, quite unequal, and it would be futile to try any interference with His arrangements.”
”But as Nero Wolfe says, a nurse that pushes the perambulator in the park without putting the baby in it has missed the point.”
I do read books, but I never yet got any real satisfaction out of one; I always have a feeling there’s nothing alive about it, it’s all dead and gone, what’s the use, you might as well try to enjoy yourself on a picnic in a graveyard. Wolfe asked me once why the devil I ever pretended to read a book, and I told him for cultural reasons, and he said I might as well forgo the pains, that culture was like money, it comes easiest to those who need it least.In many ways, I could not say this one is the reason I will continue to read the series. Archie was continuously frustrated - and hungry. As usual, I was wrong in my guess as to who did the dastardly deed until the very end. It was also obvious that Wolfe knew at least 100 pages earlier, but needed proof. I'll stick my neck out and give this one 4 stars, but it probably just barely breaks the 3-4 line and even at that I might be feeling generous.