I can always depend on Calvin and Hobbes to lighten the mood and provide lots of laughs. Weirdos From Another Planet! is one of the many books in my Calvin and Hobbes collection. I really should read them more often. Calvin is a wonderful mix of an incredibly intelligent six-year-old boy who can ask about the meaning of life and yet still enjoy hours of cartoons on tv while eating his favorite cereal, Sugar-Coated Chocolate Bombs. Hobbes, his constant companion, sometimes tries to steer Calvin towards making smarter choices, but usually they both end up doing something awful (wrecking havoc in the living room by playing baseball). Is Hobbes imaginary? Is he real? I say he’s a magical tiger who comes alive when alone with Calvin. I think we could all use a little Hobbes in our lives.
I don’t want to make Calvin & Hobbes political (in fact, I pulled it from the shelf because I knew it wouldn’t be), but there’s an ongoing joke throughout this collection that is eerily well-suited to Trump’s administration. Calvin tells his father that if he wants to be re-elected to the office of Dad, he has to bring up his poll numbers. He tells his father: “your recognition factor is high [but] the scandals of your administration continue to haunt you.” He continues to advise his father: “See, your record in office is miserable and the character issue is killing you…if anyone ever needed a slick ad campaign, it’s you. I think the image we need to create for you is, ‘repentant, but learning.’ You know, show some humility, and present yourself as a regular guy trying to learn the ropes of a difficult job” (28). Whenever Trump screws up (which is often), his supporters and apologists say this very same thing: “Uh, it’s a tough job and he has a steep learning curve.” Really? Being President of the USA is difficult? Who woulda thought….? Anyway, when I read these panels, I immediately saw their relevancy to the current political climate. Of course, the scandals Calvin’s dad is dealing with are “homeworkgate” and “bedtimegate.” Much more benign than potentially treasonous collusion with Russia.
What really made me laugh like a loon (in public!) were the panels describing Calvin trying to be helpful by fixing a leaking faucet but not turning the water off first. As the bathroom is flooding, he’s walking downstairs to get as many buckets as he can find. He’s not pictured in the panels, just his parents, and the expressions on their faces gradually get more alarmed as they listen to him: “Nothing’s wrong…da dee doo ba…I just want a bucket to hold some…stuff…Let’s see, how many buckets do we have? Dum de doo…No cause for alarm…No need to panic…I just want a few buckets. La la” (80). I love Calvin. Of course when Dad comes running upstairs and sees the mess, Calvin blames Hobbes. What a great friend.
Anyway, if you need some laughter, I recommend anything Calvin & Hobbes. They’re delightful. Many thanks to Bill Watterson for creating them.