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399 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1962
Yes or no yes or no for all I know about it you know, I mean I was only in service to them a man of all work you might say and what I can say about it, anyway I don’t know anything people don’t confide in a servant, my work all right my work then but how could I have foreseen, every day the same the daily round no I mean to say you’d better ask my gentlemen not me there must be some mistake, when I think that after ten years of loyal service he never said a word to me worse than a dog, you pack up and go you wash your hands of it let other people get on with it after all I mean to say, man of all work yes but who never knew a thing it’s enough to turn you sour isn’t, me gentlemen didn’t care so long as I did my work, at the start I was sure it couldn’t go on like that let’s at least try to have a little chat from time to time but in the end you get used to it you get used to it and that’s how I’ve been for the last ten years so don’t come asking me, a dog you understand and yet they chat to him there was one they used to take with them on their trips, my gentlemen took him with them on their trips
It’s not about the dog it’s about him, when did he leave
Another twenty rooms and then there'll still be more and you'll tell me to describe them, and more and more kitchens servants tell-tale tittle-tattle secrets of the bedchamber families mile upon mile of streets and stairs and lumber rooms and junk-shops of antique-dealers grocers butchers skimping and scraping everywhere in our heads how dreary it all is always starting over again why, all these dead people around us all these dead people we third degree to make them talk when will you have finished I haven't asked anything, am I always going to have to start again the evenings in the bistro in the street what how why
Pull yourself together, describe them
Yes or no answerThose are the opening two paragraphs from The Inquisitory. Some things to note / of note (yes, I like lists):
Yes or no yes or no for all I know about it you know, I mean I was only in service to them a man of all work you might say and what I can say about it, anyway I don’t know anything people don’t confide in a servant, my work all right my work then but how could I have foreseen, every day the same the daily round no I mean to say you’d better ask my gentlemen not me there must be some mistake, when I think that after ten years of loyal service he never said a word to me worse than a dog, you pack up and go you wash your hands of it let other people get on with it after all I mean to say, man of all work yes but who never knew a thing it's enough to turn you sour isn’t it, my gentlemen didn't care so long as I did my work, at the start I was sure it couldn’t go on like that let's at least try to have a little chat from time to time but in the end you get used to it you get used to it and that's how I’ve been for the last ten years so don’t come asking me, a dog you understand and yet they chat to him there was one they used to take with them on their trips, my gentlemen took him with them on their trips
1. So, the really obvious one: yeah, there is no punctuation. Excepting commas. Commas are okay apparently – likely this book would not work as well without them. But no periods, no exclamation marks, no question marks. It’s a bit amusing that a book which is entirely an inquisition has no question marks, but there it is.That last one is hugely important, as the success of the book entirely hinges upon this: it works, the whole goddamn thing works, and because of that, this book is a small triumph. The servant is this crystalline, perfectly defined literary creation, but he is defined entirely in the mind of the reader. His emotions are apparent – and varied – and he resonates and affects the reader as the book progresses.
2. The not quite as obvious from the above – the entire book is structured in this way. Odd numbered (no actual numbering, but you get the idea) paragraphs belong to the inquisitor, even numbered paragraphs belong to the servant. There is no divergence from this structure – so, even when the servant is particularly long winded, you just end up with a “paragraph” that spans pages.
3. There are no breaks – the book continues in this way for 400 pages.
4. Also not quite as obvious, but can be inferred from the above – the entire book being set up in this way means that there is no narrative. I mean, the servant’s dialogue is its own form of narrative, but there is no description of the conversation, of the speakers, of their expressions or tone or intonation. Just spoken words.
Another twenty rooms and then there'll still be more and you'll tell me to describe them, and more and more kitchens servants tell-tale tittle-tattle secrets of the bedchamber families mile upon mile of streets and stairs and lumber-rooms and junk-shops of antique-dealers grocers butchers of skimping and scraping everywhere in our heads how dreary it all is always starting all over again why, all those dead people we third degree to make them talk when will you have finished I haven't asked anything, am I always going to start again the evenings in the bistro in the street what how whyYou may have noticed there are no periods and lots of run-on sentences. Every once in a while, the old man goes into what could be called a fugue of description, of which the following is just a short excerpt:
On the other side of the organ there's a little wooden chair a straight one all painted with flowers and cows and birds that's Swiss too, one of them's got a broken leg I stuck together again but the radiator's too close it comes unstuck, then between the second and third windows there's a big picture on the wall of peasants playing kinds of games like blind man's bluff... and so on and so on until even the inquisitor tells him to cut it short and moves on to the next question.