Diary of a Viagra Fiend

by Jayson Gallaway

Announcing a major new comic talent -- from dancing in S+M clubs to snorting Viagra, a brilliant, unflinching, and uproaurious set of stories from the edge of sex. It all starts when "Lolita," Jayson Gallaway's nineteen-year-old girlfriend, delays their connubial bliss by deciding to alphabetize their CD collection. Little does she know, however, that Gallaway has recently ingested Viagra to see what happens. Well, the entire city of San Francisco can see what's happened -- for God's sake, it's hard to miss. But by the time the CDs have been arranged, the light of morning isn't the only thing that's soft. So Gallaway does what any self-respecting lover would He crushes the last little blue pill and snorts it. Though it "burns like nothing I've ever snorted in my life," the moment of madness leads to " a physical congress that is indeed the stuff of legend." And so begins Jayson Gallaway's hilarious ride around his libido, a titillating, tumultuous, and downright funny trek with stops on the TV show 20/20, quality time with the San Francisco fire department and their metal cutter, at Burning Man, and in a slew of sex and S+M clubs. By the time we reach his attempt to donate sperm (for financial gain, you understand), we're almost expecting his mom to call. And then she does so, right in the mid-tug. "Be a good boy and God Bless," she says, before hanging up. With unmatched candor and an eye for side-splitting one-liners, Jayson Gallaway proves himself to be a sort of David Sedaris of the bedroom. Diary of a Viagra Fiend is a stupendously funny debut from a passionately outspoken humorist.

Genres: Nonfiction

272 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 1, 2004

Reviews

[Stefanie Jones · Rating 5 out of 5]

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[Kezza Loudoun · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh my goodness. This books is ridiculously funny! My gut was hurting because of how hard I laughed while reading it!! Great gift for someone who's open-minded and can look at sex and drugs in a comical way.

[angela · Rating 2 out of 5]

It was ok. There were some funny parts, but I don't think he's a particularly good writer. Easy read if you're in the mood, but not highly recommended.

[Shannon Haire · Rating 5 out of 5]

you may find me in here if you read between the lines and know me well. ;)
Damn funny book

[Jon · Rating 5 out of 5]

I laughed my ass off with this one.

[Carolyn U. · Rating 3 out of 5]

It was a really good laugh!

[Filthy · Rating 1 out of 5]

eh... pulpy. basic. blah.

[Kelsey Adams · Rating 4 out of 5]

I loved this! Had me laughing out loud! There are some situations he gets himself and his penis into that will make you squirm but you'll read to the very end just to know how it plays out!!