4⭐
“So life fades and withers behind us, and of our sacred and vanished past, only one thing remains immortal—music” - Jean Paul
This 3rd edition of Schonberg’s work spans over 400 years, from the birth of Monteverdi in 1567 to the minimalists of the late 20th Century. Encyclopaedic in nature but never dull, full of interesting, occasionally hilarious, anecdotes. It’s like a musical tour bus that takes you all the way through the major musical eras; Baroque (1600-1750), Classical (1750-1820), Romantic (1820-1900), and all the way to the 1990s. Along the way, Schonberg broadly covers such interesting topics as, but not limited to, Bach’s use of Counterpoint; Handel’s damaging popularity in Britain; the fearsome spectre of Beethoven’s Symphonic works (particularly the 9th); Wagnerism, Wagner’s use of leitmotif and the concept of Gesamtkuntswerk ("total work of art”); Debussy and the “Impressionists”; Stravinsky, polytonality and neo-classicism; Schoenberg, atonality and dissonance; serialism, and minimalism.
The thing about tour buses is that whenever you hurtle past an amazing attraction, you inevitably get whisked away to the next before you’ve really had a chance to explore it satisfactorily. Needless to say, I added an enormous number of books to my tbr as I travelled past these attractions and now that I’ve finished the tour, I’m ready to explore certain areas with a bit more depth.
Schonberg allows approximately 20 pages for each of the “Greatest” composers and often has some of the “less formidable” individuals share a chapter. It’s a wonderful combination of discussion on the Composer’s work, their personal life, and the times in which they lived. There is also discussion on general trends within music of the time. One such trend was that of the Castratos.
Castratos (castrated male vocalists) were another of the Church’s wonderful contributions to mankind. In the late 16th century, women’s voices had been banned in the Church so obviously they had to castrate boys before puberty and put them through years of rigorous training, resulting in female voices with male lungs, Wallah! Everyone’s a winner…. Except for the girls who aren't allowed to sing... Oh, and all the boys who HAD THEIR TESTICLES TWISTED UNTIL THEY ATROPHIED!! Wait a second you pesky Church, there are no winners at all! Leave your High-C on the coat rack my Lord; I quite enjoy my balls right where they are!
It's a dog-eat-dog world, the World of Classical Music, let me tell ya! Schonberg includes an unbelievable amount of slander from composers and critics towards their contemporaries and, as he evidently gets off on it, he can’t help but get involved himself. Here are a couple of examples, inexhaustive of the number I had listed:
Critics: “[the art of] covering pages with thoughts little worth noting and of hiding an intrinsic poverty of invention by grim or monotonous eccentricity.”
– Henry Fothergill Chorley on Schumann.
“[Offenbach] is the outgrowth of the governing demi-monde epoch of the Second Empire, the froth of tisane, neither healthy nor nourishing”
- The Music Trade Review”
Composers: “… a frightful muddle, an incongruous mess… one ought to wash one’s hands after handling one of his scores.”
- Mendelssohn on Berlioz
“What a good thing it isn’t music.”
- Rossini on Berlioz’s ‘Symphonie fantastique’
“[Offenbach’s music was] a dung heap on which all the swine of Europe wallowed”
- Wagner
Schonberg, unfortunately, comes across as very catty himself and struggles immensely to temper his own biases (by "struggles immensely" I mean, "is incapable of" doing so). The level of hypocrisy shown here is almost beyond belief. At one stage he criticises the non-objectivity of another work, ’Groves Dictionary of Music and Musicians’, regarding a statement made of Rachmaninoff and then in the paragraph immediately following, says of another composer’s (Sergei Taneiev) work, that it is ”devoid of any life and character and is as individual as a toothpick in a box of toothpicks”. There are at least a dozen other times when he takes very “non-objective” stabs at composers (often bullying on a personal level). Here are just a few:
After reeling off the names of no less than 20 composers who worked alongside Giuseppi Verdi: “Not one of those composers rates even a footnote in any history of music”
“[Francesca] Cuzzoni (a female singer) was short, fat, ugly, ill-tempered, and no actress at all”
“…clear, elegant, precise, logical… Probably it sounded like the playing of a Kalkbrenner with brains.”
In addition to these, he imitates the lisp of Saint-Saebs in a mocking jibe.
On the other hand, he's very trigger-happy with the term 'Masterpiece' whenever it comes to something he does enjoy. It got to the point where I'd see a sentence like, "... and the word masterpiece is not too strong" and just roll my eyes further back into my head than I ever thought was possible. I’m being a bit of a hypocrite, to be honest; I was exactly the same… when I was 16. Everything I enjoyed was a masterpiece too: “What?! You haven’t heard Radiohead’s ‘OK Computer’, it’s a fucking masterpiece man!”… “Bro, you listened to Hendrix’s ‘Band of Gypsys’ yet?”…*stabs hand violently into friends chest*… “ab.so.lute masterpiece!”
I don’t want to be too critical about this, because every man has his passions, but he also has a weird habit of referring to the works of some composers as erotic. Chausson's Poeme, for example, is "sensuous... unashamedly erotic, as much as music can be erotic". Scriabin’s harmonies—"no matter how complicated, no matter how divorced from key relationships—have a sensuous quality [and] can be called erotic".
I have a feeling every time Schonberg reads the sheet music for Chausson’s Poeme, he adds one bar… If you get my drift.
Just a general observation, but there were a total of 3 (maybe 5 if I’m being generous) women discussed in this book of which 2 are given merely a paragraph each and the other, barely a mention. Without a doubt, token additions in Schonberg's mind. Schonberg’s main justification for this would be that they aren’t in the active repertory; that appears to be his no.1 rule for the compilation. He might also mention that there were very few female compositions that made a stir in their time. I would call bullshit. Ellen Taaffe Zwilich is a Pulitzer-prize winning composer, is in the active repertory, and receives a photo and 1/3 of a paragraph. The most favourable words he can conjure up for her are "her music is always solid and dependable"... Good ol’ solid and dependable. You go girl!
In terms of female composers not getting much of a go before the 20th century, he’s right but they were still composing and we have access to some of their compositions today. I feel like he could’ve broken his golden rule just to increase the male-female ratio to, I don’t know, 97-3%. There are some individuals I would love to hear more about:
Clara Schumann (Wife of Robert Schumann) was one of the finest pianists of her time and was composing at the age of 14. Unfortunately, she did give it up eventually, being so beaten into submission that she truly believed “women must not desire to compose”.
Fanny Mendelssohn, sister of Felix Mendelssohn, composed more than 460 works. Some assert that she preceded her brother in the development of ‘Songs without words’ and, in fact, some of her earlier works may have been published under Felix’s name.
Mozart’s sister, Maria Anna Mozart, was a prodigy of equal, some suggest greater, talent than her brother. From 1769 onwards she was no longer permitted to show her artistic talent on travels with her brother, as she had reached a marriageable age.
A page?... Surely they could each have a measly page each?
For as much as you can know a person after reading 700 odd pages of their work, I come away not particularly liking Schonberg, but respecting his knowledge and expertise immensely. Given that the last revision of this book was in 1997 (third edition) some of the commentary on what constitutes the "active repertory" should probably be taken with a grain of salt. If you’re looking to dip your feet in Classical music, I would unreservedly recommend starting here. Take your time with it; the music is so much more enjoyable when you’ve got a bit of a background and some context. Unless you want to spend thousands on records, some of which you’d probably never be able to find anyway, you’ll want to get a Spotify account, it’s absolutely indispensable. There wasn’t a single work that I couldn’t find, and there’s some obscure stuff here.
On a personal note, I just noticed this is my 100th book 'read' since coming out of reading hibernation. I think I'll chuck on a party hat and go hire a jumping castle; what a time to be alive! Ciao for now.
"Strength is the morality of the man who stands out from the rest, and it is mine” - Beethoven