After a hideously long stretch without a new Artemis book, Atlantis Complex decides to throw at us....
Psychological disorders!
Giant squids!
Interspecies love! (Aaaw.)
Killer blobs of gel! (Yaay!)
...and much, much more. Colfer's wit is as sharp as ever, the confusing technological banter is utterly welcome, and our characters are back just the way we like 'em. Of course, though, such is not the case with Artemis...
It's nice to know that our current villain is not whom I was expecting, and also that he/she has a motive other than TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! This book was layered deeper, and the only fault I found with it was that it was too short. I mean, come on, Time Paradox (which at the moment holds my vote for best book in the series) was at least 200 pages longer. Colfer certainly left loose ends, which will be tied up in the 8th book, which will be the last. (I will weep.) The romance alternated between wince-inducing and tender (works quite well), and I was rather worried for Artemis by the end of the tale, since he's still...well, not all there.
But, by and by, another rapid, lively, hilarious and very gung-ho installment in the Artemis Fowl series, who is definitely one of my favourite heroes (or should I say villains?) of all time. Please, Colfer, make the next book nice and long, will you? 600 pages of awesomeness never really hurt anyone. (Hmm. Maybe I should send him fan mail.)
PS - Damn you, Hyperion. Who asked you to switch the US covers? They were perfectly fine, and now my shelf pattern is messed up. (Speaking of OCD...hahaha...)
PPS - I still want to see Holly end up with Artemis, at least for a book or so. Artemis trumps Trouble every time. Who cares about age and species differences? This book's plot hinted at this possibility anyways, nay? *Holds up huge GO ARTEMIS sign* Colfer, you know this would be awesome. :) Besides, human-elf love seems to be a common trend in fantasty literature.
So. *Waits for book 8*