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Karma Bites: A Middle Grade Novel About Friendship, Magic, and Divorce for Children

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Life seems to have it in for Franny Flanders.



Her best friends aren’t speaking, her parents just divorced, and her hippie grandmother has moved in. The only karma Franny’s got is bad karma.



Then Franny gets her hands on a box of magic recipes that could fix all of her problems. It could even change the world! Finally, life is looking up.



But Franny is about to learn that magic and karma aren’t to be played with. When you mess with the universe, it can bite back in unexpected ways.



Ouch!

348 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2010

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Stacy Kramer

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Karma Bites is a first novel by Stacy Kramer and Valerie Thomas. Kramer is a comedy writer, whose television credits include "Lizzie McGuire" and "Less Than Perfect." She lives in Brooklyn, New York.

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484 reviews45 followers
October 11, 2011
Karma Bites was the funnest read I've had in a long time. It's definitely geared towards a younger crowd, the ten to fourteen year old crowd and fourteen may be pushing it, but I'm in my forties and I loved it. All the typical middle school players are there, the jocks, the cheerleaders, the band geeks, the smart geeks, the loners and a few special people that can go back and forth between the groups. That's what the main character of the novel, Franny, is, a floater. And the stress of it is making her crazy even before the first day of seventh grade. So when her very interesting and well traveled Grandma gives her a glimpse at a magic box, Franny sees a way to "fix" things. Give a seventh grade girl with an imagination a little bit of magic and sit back and watch the mayhem begin.



It feels like Franny's world is in a free fall from the first magic she uses. It all starts when the hair dye she's using turns her hair bright orange. Her mother is having a meltdown and can't help. So she turns to her eccentric grandmother who pulls something out of her closet and pours it on her hair making it go back to it's original color. But, it was a magic potion and the side effects make Franny say exactly what she feels. She talks to people that aren't socially acceptable and talks back to a teacher which results in her being sent to the prinicipal, a first for her. She demands answers from her grandmother when she gets home and finds out about a secret box with magic recipes she just can't keep her hands off of it. She doesn't seem to remember her grandmother's warnings about messing with the universe as she fixes this and that. But all her plans seem to go awry and it takes someone powerful to put things back in place. Through it all Franny is trying to juggle friends, cliques, seventh grade, divorced parents, lies, magic, unraveling friendships and boy troubles and it all becomes a big complicated mess. Like most of us in seventh grade, it feels like there's no way it could work out, but the answers are simple when she's given them.



I really didn't want this novel to end. It was fun to read and remember what we called junior high school and the things that seemed so big back then that are so small now in comparison. I wanna go back. I'd rather take on the cheerleaders than the bank any day of the week! I recommend this book from preteens to anyone that wants an easy read about middle school and how much trouble a girl with a little bit of magic can make. She and her grandmother end up with a great relationship because of it and she does learn some life lessons along the way, but I think the reader may not catch that. I'd definitely read this again.
















I received this book as and E-book ARC from Houghton Mifflen Harcourt to review. I received not monetary or other compensation for reviewing this book.
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324 reviews258 followers
August 20, 2010
This book was hilarious! I was cracking up from the beginning to the end! My family kept looking at me like I was crazy every time I would start cackling. This may be a middle grade novel, but it is one I enjoyed just as much reading as an adult! It really reminded me of those awful middle school days, and those are undoubtedly the worst years of my life, as I'm sure it was for many of you!

Franny was smart, funny, and resourceful. She really got herself in some major trouble messing with the universe, but who could blame her! If I had a box full of magical recipes when I was in middle school I'm sure I would have done a lot more damage! Who could resist making the cafeteria food taste better, or making your teacher go easier on you? Although she thought everything was going to work out, it ended up biting her in the butt, and it was all a downhill, laugh a minute from there.

My absolute favorite part of the book had to be Granny. She was the funniest character (reminded me very much of the crazy granny from the Stephanie Plum series, although she was a little more sane...hehe). She was quirky and a complete individual, but she loved her granddaughter and was there for her in any way she could be. Made me miss both of my grandmothers something crazy!

Overall, I recommend this book to all of you. We all need to laugh, it's healthy for you after all, and this book is just what the doctor ordered! So go fill your prescription!
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1,251 reviews
July 18, 2010
A great story filled with the antics of a young girl just trying to make the world (okay..her world) a better place...one heartfelt wish at a time. Franny Flanders is a border crosser in the hierarchy that is middle school...crossing the lines of peaks, geeks, beaks (and so on) in order to stay a true friend to her two besties. She's running interference so much of the time, she barely has time for herself, but THAT is all about to change thanks to Franny's Granny and her magic box. It seems it has a recipe to solve whatever ails you. The strict instructions call for moderation in it's use...but what harm could come from trying to spread a little good will? Franny is about to find out...

Though listed as Middle Grade Fiction, the only thing that keeps it there is the age of the lead characters (they're 12, but they seem far more mature than some adults I know)....the story itself, is perfectly suited to the YA genre and fans of it. Highly recommend this gem of a book if not purely for the fun story, the recipes included are delish! Happy reading...
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524 reviews104 followers
March 9, 2011
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Karma Bites is one of the most entertaining books I have read in a long time. I never knew what to expect when Franny was baking one of the magical recipes. Many of the situations that she gets herself into are hilarious and unexpected.
This book is very light-hearted and fun. The chapters have cute names and there are even recipes scattered throughout the book. We made the “Sensationally Sexy Smoothy” and it was delicious. Luckily, it didn’t cause any magical changes for us!
The lesson learned in Karma Bites is that you shouldn’t mess with karma because things will work out as they are supposed to on their own.
I absolutely loved this book because it made me giggle.
Thank you to Stacy Kramer for sending this book to me to review.
RATING
5 Plot
5 Characters
5 Attention Grabbing
5 Girlie Meter
5 Ending

25 TOTAL

5 STARS

My review of Karma Bites is available at Reading Vacation.

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166 reviews7 followers
October 3, 2011
Originally posted on my blog: http://libraryladyhylary.blogspot.com ! Check it out for more revies!

Franny Flanders is about to begin 7th grade and the worst thing has happened: in an effort to "go blonde," Franny's hair has accidentally been died orange by her best friend. Whoops! Luckily, Franny's Granny is able to reverse the damage using a mysterious oily mixture. Franny appreciates Granny's efforts, but things turn weird when Franny spends the first day of 7th grade speaking her mind: something no middle schooler in the precarious position of "clique border crosser" should do. Franny questions her Granny and discovers the truth: the hair reversal mixture was a recipe from a magical Hindu box Granny received from a mysterious monk in Bhutan. As Franny learns more about the powers of the box, she decides to use more magical recipes to fix things in her life. First, she must reunite her two best friends, Kate and Joey. The three were inseparable in elementary school, but middle school caused Kate to become the leader of the "beeks," the band-geek clique, and Joey to emerge as head of the "poms" and "peaks," the school's popular cheerleaders. After she fixes her social life, Franny takes on more challenges: getting her evil English teacher to chill-out, fixing the school's cafeteria food, and ridding her father of his pesky new girlfriend in an effort to reunite her newly divorced parents. But how far can magic go to correct everything that is wrong in Franny's world? Franny is about to discover that you can't mess around with the universe, and that karma really bites.

Chock full of current language, pop-culture references, and humor, Karma Bites is the perfect "fun-read" for the tween girl of 2011. Franny is a very likable character, and the fact that she's flawed makes her very relatable. Her adventures answer the question of what would happen if magic could fix all the wrongs of middle school. Tucked into Franny's dealings with Hindu boxes, magical recipes, and hippie Grannies, however, is a valuable message: Franny eventually learns that she holds the power to making her life good, even if it's not perfect. Authors Kramer and Thomas use their literary prowess to make the narrative sound as it's coming from the mouth of a 12-year-old girl. Franny frequently uses fun phrases like "flip me out" to react to different situations. The writing style will hold definite appeal to readers. Apart from the entertaining aspects of the novel, Franny does deal with some serious issues that many tweens experience. Her parents are recently divorced and her grandmother has moved in to help her mother take care of her and her little brothers. Franny is clearly upset about the separation, and believes that her mother and father will get back together. She must also contend with the cutthroat social politics of middle school. Elodie, her school's "mean girl," is a vicious bully who enforces a rigid caste system dividing the student body into their rightful place. Her best friends, Joey and Kate, are now enemies and focus on who Franny spends more time with, rather than on Franny's well-being. Tweens will be able to relate with these challenges on a very real level, despite the presence of magic. Overall, Karma Bites is an effervescent book that young readers are sure to enjoy.

Although it is somewhat "light" fare, I really enjoy Karma Bites and would recommend it to tween girls as a fun read. I was impressed from the start with the authors' writing style. It's often difficult for adults to write in "tween" language without sounding corny or like they're trying too hard. Kramer and Thomas pulled it off perfectly, creating a entertaining narrative that tweens will enjoy. I will definitely keep an eye out for my titles from this duo.
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September 14, 2013
This was such a cute book! Ok at first it had the cringe factor for me. Not the writing or anything like that but because of Franny's actions. Once she learns of her grandmother's "magic" box that can give her ways to "fix" things I cringed left and right at what she decides to do. As an outsider I knew it wasn't going to work but was helpless to stop her! Her actions just made me cringe! That said, I really liked Franny. As a 7th grade teacher Franny rang true for me. She just wanted to blend, to fit in, to not stand out in a way that might make her noticed and targeted. She knew she needed to wear the right clothes, do the right thing and not rock the boat. I see that with a lot of my students. So when she feels like life isn't going her way, it's not a surprise that she does things that, to an outsider, might seem crazy. But because she's so realistic they are understandable. I also liked that I could see how Franny was giving up parts of herself for her friends. Because she was torn between two friends and wanting to make them both happy, she wasn't doing anything for herself. She didn't get to do what she wanted to do. I see that happening with some of my students - not to this degree but it's there. I think this will help them relate to Franny even more.

In the end what I really like about the book was the message within the chaos Franny creates. Franny learns there are no easy fixes. What seems like an easy solution may actually make it worse. She's told over and over by her mother, grandmother and even Lama Tensing Pasha to talk to her friends about how she feels. Of course she ignores them and goes to extreme measures that backfire. In the end she does learn that fixing something is best done through the simplest means - it may not be what you want to do, but it's the best way to go. What a great lesson!! There is also a secondary lesson about being true to who you are. Franny's friends Joey and Kate know that - each having their own style. It's Franny that has to figure out that's ok, and they don't need to change to fit in. This is something girls this age struggle with all the time.

There were a couple of things I wasn't over excited about in the book. I didn't like the slang her friend Kate used. I found it hard to read and a bit over done. Also the social ladder in the school was a bit much. I know it's there, but not in such an obvious way. These are minor things that didn't take away from the over all enjoyment of the book, but I did notice them.

Final thought: Cute book about what happens when we try to change things to the way we want them
Best for readers who: are girls in 5-7th grade
Best stick-with-you image: The English teacher dancing to Katy Perry!
Best for ages: 9-13
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Author 7 books369 followers
March 5, 2011
Karma Bites / 978-0-547-36301-1

Being in middle school can be very hard, with lots of capacity for angst and general drama, so it seems like Francisco's dreams have come true when she finds a magic box tucked away in her grandmother's closet. She has every intention of using the box for good - what harm could come from helping her friends reconnect (as well as her divorced parents!) and causing some much-needed morale boosts at school - but when the magic starts going horribly wrong, Franny learns that she's way out of her league!

This is a cute little magic-gone-awry story that probably most tween girls will enjoy. The slang usage and name-dropping will probably date the novel horribly (do 12-year-olds care about Justin Timberlake anymore?), but the overall tale will likely amuse long enough to the end, for the target audience.

As cute as this story is, though, I somehow doubt it will age well or reach far outside its target audience. The setup of the school - against which ALL the drama occurs - is too alien and foreign. The middle school children have segregated themselves completely according to clique, to the extent that the narrator notes that the caste system in India is more flexible and less brutal. The school features these incredibly large steps, you see, and every morning every student MUST gather on their given step according to hobby and social status. Then "The Libby" (TV Trope) shows up and opens the door with great fanfare and then and only then may everyone enter. If you try to enter early, the Libby's guards force you back. If you talk to anyone outside your social circle, you're shunned for life. Etc. Some of this is handwaved slightly in the book, but even at the end the caste system is still fairly firmly in place as the natural order of things, which is (a) bizarre and (b) a rather Family Unfriendly Aesop.

All this wouldn't be so bad, but the author should be aware that readers will accept the impossible (magic) but not the improbable (this bizarre and unprecedented caste system of 12-year-olds). I suspect that *actual* 12-year-olds will enjoy the book because it's entirely possible that middle school may *seem* like a caste system when you're in the middle of it, but adults will probably feel a bit of a grind through the unrealistic setup and rather predictable story line.

NOTE: This review is based on a free Advance Review Copy of this book provided through NetGalley.

~ Ana Mardoll
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1,186 reviews87 followers
August 15, 2010
When I first started reading Karma Bites my first thoughts were as follows.

Do kids in middle school really talk like this?

Wow, who knew they could be so mean?

Pom? What on Earth is a Pom? Beek? Peek?

Obviously I had a very different middle school experience than most, although I didn't realize it until now. Then again I'm sure that growing up in a tiny town will do that to you. Honestly I had no idea that middle schoolers could be so mean to one another! The caste system that was set up in Franny's school was most definitely intense, and I felt the strain that went with it. That being said, Franny was quite a brave soul to be doing as well as she was in that setting!

On to Franny herself. Hers is a character that I really and truly adored! She was cute, spunky and really funny. Her demeanor made her seem like she was so older than her actual 12 years. Although Franny did end up making some poor decisions, I was impressed with the wisdom with which she made them. I don't recall myself ever being as pure of thought as she was at her age! Perhaps it was her crazy and brilliant Grandmother's inspiration, but Franny is currently my favorite middle grade character.

My absolute favorite part about this book had to be the witty humor that was thrown in. I found myself reading over something, then doing a double take and reading it again. A snicker would escape my mouth as I realized how perfect that joke was thrown into that sentence! Stacy and Valerie are masters of hidden and witty humor. I don't want to spoil things for you, but honestly I absolutely loved the Lama! The last half of the book had me laughing more than I thought was possible. What is amazing is that under all the wit there is a lesson to be learned. Karma bites my friends, oh yes it does.

Truly, this one of the sweetest and funniest books that I have read in a long time! It was the perfect follow up to reading Lindsay Faith Rech's It Started With a Dare and I'm smitten! Despite my initial confusion with the whole middle grade caste system, I finished this book with a smile. If you're looking for a light and airy read to get your mind off of things, I suggest picking this up!
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52 reviews49 followers
October 8, 2010
It’s been awhile since I’ve read a middle grade book, but there was something about this premise that really got my attention (karma…magic recipes…hippie grandmother—love it). And I’m so glad I read it. What a fun story. Franny is such an amazing character—freaking hilarious, for starters. She’s full of spunk and ridiculous energy, but she’s also insecure and freaks out like any good tween would do. This girl is the very definition of what it is to be twelve years old, and KARMA BITES defines middle school—the cliques, the unwritten rules, and the consequences of breaking them.

Oh my word, middle school sucks. And KARMA BITES illustrates just how badly, but in such a comical way. We see the hardships of middle school BFFery, the heartbreak of tween loooooove, the suck-arse nature of having to deal with crabby middle school teachers and the principal everybody loves to hate, and the horrors of cafeteria food. There are also the mean girls. Of course. Because it’s just not middle school without the mean girls whose heads you wish karma would just bite right off. And Franny? So adorable. I wanted to pinch her cheeks just to make her eyes roll. So. Pre. Teen.

Oh. And did I mention magic? Because there is plenty of it. At first, it’s like a freaking miracle for all the awesomeness it brings into her life . But it just would not be middle school if something as cool as magic didn’t go completely screwy. But this is really where the book makes you fly through it. Cracked me up, this girl, all her shenanigans (and believe me, I don’t use a word like shenanigans lightly). She’s like an updated, twelve-year old Lucille Ball, but if you have a heart AT ALL and a memory of being twelve, then you will cringe and probably get a little heartburn because OMG, I remember feeling EXACTLY as she feels in this. Oh the drama, the heartbreak, the SHUT-UP-THAT-DID-NOT-JUST-HAPPEN moments that make you want to dig a hole and crawl into it. I totally could’ve been Franny (if I’d had red hair, a little more spunk, and way more nerve).

KARMA BITES is such a funny read, but it has heart, too. And you will never see monks in the same way again. Seriously.
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154 reviews124 followers
August 27, 2010
How cute! That was my first thought after reading Karma Bites because it really is. A very cute, and extremely light read made Karma Bites a very enjoyable read, especially for the summer. I definitely recommend this for younger teens, mostly girls.

Frannie was a great protagonist. She was very flawed and wasn’t portrayed as some perfect angel. Her friends, while slightly unbelievable, were very sweet and fun to read. They were there for her, even though it may not have been the best thing for her. Her enemies, while there are tons, don’t compare to her arch nemesis- Elodine. She was such a beyotch it made me want to scream!

The middle school atmosphere was really unbelievable, meaning that even though cliques may exist, they aren’t organized and don’t have names designated for their cliques. Beeks and peaks, really? But after I got past that, I realized how fun this book was gonna be. The unrealistic middle school atmosphere made it an even funner (yes I know it’s not a word) read.

The whole box issue was tons of fun to read. It is an obvious allusion to Pandora’s Box and it was so fun to read the similarities. The recipes and actions Frannie had to do to get the recipes to work were so funny. Towards the end, I actually laughed out loud a few times, mainly because of Moosie.

Karma Bites, though it is written by two people, is very easy to read. It never feels like there is some strange switch in writing style, which was awesome because it would get very confusing if there was a bunch of jumping around between writing styles. I was never confused as to what was happening, though I did feel as though it was a bit repetitive at times.

Karma Bites is an extremely light, cute read, perfect for a day at the beach. I would definitely recommend it to tween girls because of it’s great cast of characters, intriguing atmosphere, and twists and turns that you will never see coming. Written by two talented authors, Karma Bites is never confusing and would be a great read for anyone looking for something light and fun.
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November 24, 2010
Hilarious! I don’t read a ton of Middle Grade or Tween fiction, but I’d read more if they were all as fun as KARMA BITES! Franny starts seventh grade feeling like the universe is against her. When her grandma shares a magic box with recipes that help solve problems, well…no murder, but plenty of mayhem ensues as Franny, full of good intentions, stirs bad situations into chaos. I cringed and laughed as Franny’s antics cause her world to spiral out of control, then laughed again as she puts them back on track.


Great family and friend dynamics – Granny is a special joy, so quirky and full of life. Some typical school characters - jocks, cheerleaders, mean girls, geeks – and a few new ones – smeeks, beeks, peaks, govs - but they all had individual flare, and some a surprising back story.


KARMA BITES cleverly disguises it’s messages – some things are better left alone, you don’t always know what’s best for others, being honest, loving, loyal and courageous are often the best “magical” solutions to difficult situations – in an charming and wildly entertaining tale. The writing is sharp, dialogue snappy and pace lightning fast.


The chapters have quirky titles - From Fantabulous to Suckopolis, Positively Apocalyptic and Put a Fork in Me - and another plus is the various recipes scattered throughout – from facials and hand creams to breads, smoothies and desserts. You get a lot of bang for your buck in KARMA BITES.


A minor complaint would be Franny’s friend, Kate's heavy use of slang got a bit distracting. But on the other hand, something I usually don't care for - several pop-culture references (to me their use often makes it seem like the book is trying too hard to be cool) - for some reason I thought worked here.


SEXUAL CONTENT: No worries – suitable for any age.


COVER: Cute, magical – I like it!


BOTTOMLINE: Adorable voice, hysterical hi-jinks and a charming, eclectic cast of characters. Fantastic MG/Tween novel – entertaining, enchanting and full of fun for all ages!
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718 reviews9 followers
May 2, 2011
Karma Bites was cute. Really cute. An absolutely adorable read for any middle grade reader, I think. I feel like the problem I have, a lot of times, with middle grade books, is that I am so far away from being that age that I'm just totally incapable of understanding the main character. Which leaves me finding them absolutely annoying and unsupportable. Franny Flanders, while slightly annoying at times, managed to escape the annoying middle grade main character stereotype.

She was funny and ballsy and ridiculous, and even though she often had absolutely nothing going for her, she managed to be just the right amount of OCD neurotic ridiculous (which is something, I must say, I can totally understand). And maybe that's why I almost ended up loving her at the end. She messed up EVERYTHING, but in that way that it's just messed up enough so that everything is okay. And this is something I also do regularly in my daily life. Which made her, despite our age difference, totally relate-to-able.

Franny Flanders aside, the rest of the characters, from the into the occult Granny with the magic box to Alden, the supposed love of Franny's life who once managed to touch her ear for a whole few seconds, to her two best friends who can't talk to each other, were all just the right amount of ridiculous. I loved reading about everything and everyone Franny managed to screw up.

Unfortunately, there were also times when this book lagged. Some things that were funny in the beginning just kept going on and on and on and on and on (and then on and on some more), when I really wished they would just end. The twists never really felt like twists, instead feeling more like inevitabilities. The plot was just too easy at times. And then, while I'm into magic and therefore loved that aspect of the book, I'm also tired of reading about stereotypical cliques, and without those, this book couldn't have existed.

Still, my final conclusion is that it was an overall pleasant and funny read, best read in one sitting.
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2,089 reviews260 followers
August 29, 2010
Why I read this: One of the authors asked me to review this novel and I couldn't resist - it's a debut for both authors, Middle Grade, and involves some magical elements. What's not to like?


Plot: When Franny discovers how to use her grandmother's magical box of recipes, she decides to put it to good use - solving all of her problems. Let's just say there's some seriously hilarious and horrible results to this use of magic.

I really loved this book. The plot moved and had some parts that had me keeling over laughing and other parts that made me go "awww". Definitely is a great book for girls in 4th grade and through middle school.

Characters: There are so many fun characters in this book, I just cracked up. Franny is your average middle schooler - sorta clueless when it comes to doing the right thing, but with the right idea in mind. She's funny and just wants to fit in and have a stress-free 7th grade year.

Franny's grandmother is a stitch - she's kooky and has some strange extracurricular activities that includes traveling to different parts of the world.

And then all the side characters... just wow. Some normal, most of them strange and out there, and definitely all of them amusing to watch interact.

Relatability: I think anyone who has been in school can relate to this book. I'm glad I didn't grow up in Franny's school - which is overly full of cliches and no real in-betweens. Definitely a fun book and I think girls will be the main audience for this novel.


Cover Commentary: Love it, definitely think it will appeal to my 5th grade students
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278 reviews134 followers
August 10, 2010
3.5/5 Stars


KARMA BITES is a well written, engaging story. I thought that Franny was extremely sophisticated for a middle schooler (I mean, really, I NEVER thought of some of the things that crossed her mind when I was that age). She actually seemed to be the only one who actually used her brain in the entire book. All the other kids tended to obsess over their social standings and her mother was some scatter brained author. Her granny was the only other truly memorable character that I enjoyed.

This book reminded me just how cruel younger kids can be.... even the ones who remain 'neutral.' I loved how the authors portrayed this aspect, and revealed through the story just how petty those social standings are.

The only problem I really had with KARMA BITES was the language some of the characters used. I thought that it was a bit corny at times, but I think it fit perfectly for the age group who would be reading this. Maybe it didn't work for me, but I think a lot of younger kids will love it.

If you enjoy middle grade books, I'm going to assume you'll love this one. Even though this book clearly caters to a younger audience, I couldn't help but grow more and more invested with the story line.
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November 15, 2012
Reviewed by Kira M for TeensReadToo.com

When Franny accidentally dies her hair orange, her grandmother uses a healing potion to turn it back to its normal color. The potion was made from a recipe from a magic box. With just the right touch, you can make a recipe come out that can pretty much cure any ailment in life.

When Franny gets to school, her two best friends are both demanding all of her time and refusing to spend any time together. The most popular girl in school is making her life miserable, and Franny's tired of being torn apart in too many different ways.

Using the box, she attempts to make her friends see eye-to-eye, make the most popular girl in school less popular, and make her school a better place to be. Unfortunately, karma comes back to bite her, and now she has to find a way to fix everything before her grandmother finds out.

Can Franny put her life back to the way it was supposed to be?

A fun, humorous chick-lit book for girls. The characters are well-developed; the plot is funny and easy to follow. The twists and turns do a great job of holding the reader's interest. Those who like humor, friendship stories, and realistic fiction with a bit of magic will all enjoy reading KARMA BITES.
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966 reviews985 followers
August 4, 2010

Karma Bites was a really cute book for middle grade girls, about a girl who tries to do the right thing, but in all the wrong ways. It was so entertaining to read about Franny, even as you can see that her choices are going to make her entire world spiral out of control. But, even though Franny makes some stupid decisions, you can tell that she just wants what's best for her friends, her school, and the world in general.

Unfortunately, Franny seemed like the only one with half a brain in the whole book! She was a sweet, witty, funny girl in a sea of total morons. I felt so sorry for Franny, having to deal with the stupidity and/or cruelty of the friends and other schoolmates around her. Her only ally was her New-Age Grandma. "Franny's Granny" was so funny! And she was a great friend and grandma to Franny.

Karma Bites is full of magical recipes (like the "Sensually Sexy Smoothie"), humorous chapter names (like "Justin Timberlake knows my name"), words of the day, Peaks, Geeks, Blogs, a Buddhist Monk, and a Moose. If you're a Middle Grade girl who likes Chic Lit, this book is for you!

~Andye (http://readingteen.net/)
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December 12, 2011
Title: Karma Bites
Author: Stacy Kramer and Valerie Thomas
Year: 2010
ISBN: 9780547363011
Type: book
Genre: Fiction
Length/Pages & Reading Level: 432 pages; 9 and up
Publisher/Studio name: Sandpiper
Plot Summary: This is a story about a 7th grader, Franny Flanders who learns that her Granny possesses a magical box. Franny learns more about the powers of the box and begins using the magic of the box to improve her world, e.g., reuniting her friends, fixing the cafeteria food and getting her English teacher to mellow out. But when Franny begin to try to reunite her divorced parents she learns that even magic has limits and there are consequences for tinkering with Karma.
Review: This was a very good book. It really brought to life the cutthroat politics of middle school, dealing with divorce and the desire to fix all problems with magic. The protagonist is likeable and fallible. The story is written as if coming from a 12 year-old girl. I think Tweens will really enjoy this book.
Annotation: What would it be like to fix all your problems in middle school with magic? Find out what Franny discovers about Karma.
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1,604 reviews19 followers
June 16, 2010
As Franny gets ready for the first day of school, she is convinced that her life sucks. She's managed to dye her hair orange, her parents are getting divorced, her two best friends aren't talking to each other, and to top it all off, her crazy grandmother has moved in. Grandma happens to have a few tricks up her sleeves to try and help Franny, but they are only to be used when there are no other options left.

Franny gets her hands on Grandma's trick, a magic box that provides recipes to fix things for you. Franny dives right in and attempts to fix all the things she thinks are wrong with her life, only making things worse. Franny needs to put things back quick, but will she be able to?

This book was just about perfect. The only thing that I really disliked was the way some of the sentences were presented. The characters, especially grandmother, are priceless and unforgettable. The story shows us that sometimes things that seem to be wrong are really what's best in the long run. A great read for teenagers.

3.5/5
Profile Image for Lisa Gibson.
157 reviews3 followers
October 8, 2010
I got this book through the Traveling ARC Tours. This was a fun little book full of little messages. If I found a box that could make my desires a reality, it would tough not to abuse that priviledge I think. Being twelve doesn't make it any easier. Poor Franny gets in over her head before too terribly long.

Franny was a great character. Things are turned upside down for Franny and she thinks with the help of the box, she can set things right again. I loved the fact that the recipes and directions for all the things were included in the book. I really need to copy them to use later. Such fun!

My favorite character was Franny's Granny. She is a total hoot. What fun to have a granny like Mathilda. This book was terrific! I would say it's middle grade. Maybe upper middle grade, since it's kind of a long book. Nice clean fun with nothing too terrible. Favorite line: "The light in me honors the light in you." ;)
I'm giving this one 3 1/2 smooches!
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1,290 reviews61 followers
August 4, 2016
Franny just wanted to have a great year in 7th grade. But it seemed like life was against her - she would be forever a border crosser between the peaks (popular kids) and the beaks (band geeks) because her best friends are in two different social circles now and the only thing they have in common anymore is Franny. Her first day turns out better than she thought because her granny helped fix her hair when it was going to be a disaster. Franny finds out that her grandmother has a special box of magic recipes that she thinks will help make her life perfect. However, magic has a mind of its own.

This story is cute and funny. I love how Franny keeps running around trying to use recipe after recipe to change things for the better. Unfortunately, she bites off more than she can chew and has to be bailed out. The dialogue and humor are great and this is a sweet, heartfelt, and fun read!
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32 reviews
May 27, 2015
I wanted to like this book so badly! The premise was adorable, but the execution felt entirely off to me. I have to ask: if she found a magic box with alchemy recipes, why the heck did it have to be a box from *India*? Europe has had an incredibly rich history, and to me, it would have made more sense than a mysterious "Hindi" box.

That said, it was easy to relate to the protagonist! She was a darling and I could feel for her and cringe-laughed at some of the situations she landed herself in. There's a reason you don't mess with magic (and alchemy), MC. :) All in all, the premise was adorable, but I don't think I'd pick this up again, mainly because it felt like a disservice to Indian culture; the box could've been of European origins without much changing, and it would've (IMHO) served the MC better.
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10 reviews
January 2, 2012
Dealing with middle school's problems like the cliques and having fights with friends is all pretty stressful, and that's not counting the schoolwork. But for Franny Flanders, it gets even crazier when her Buddhist grandmother moves in and brings her magic box with her. Franny, finding it the easy way out, tries to use the power of the box to fix everything in her life. But then Franny finds out that things don't always go the way she wants. . . . Well, I don't wanna spoil it for the readers.

This has to be one of my favorite books that I've read lately. It's well written and has just the right amount of detail. I also liked how the author captured the perfect tween voice.

My full review can be found here: http://www.readergirlsblog.com/2010/0...
Profile Image for Annie McElfresh.
151 reviews62 followers
July 25, 2010
The main character in this novel, Franny Flanders, was so cute. The authors, Kramer and Thomas, did a fabulous job making the character not only likable but funny, which most of us writers know is hard to pull off. The concept is highly original and there were a lot of twists I was not excepting, which is awesome. The only issue I had with this novel was target range was a little lower in the Young Adult genre that I normally read, but I would definitely recommend this book to tweens and very early teen readers because I think they would get a kick out of Franny.
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53 reviews
November 15, 2010
This book was very entertaining. I loved all the characters even the not so lovable ones like Elodie. Franny and her granny were my favorites. I loved the humor and how the book was written. Poor Franny is having best friend problems, divorce of her parents, dad's new girlfriend, hippy granny moving in. Franny needs help for her Bad Karma and granny's box with magic recipes could just help. Or could they? Wht happened when you try to change the universe? Might bite back.
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1,497 reviews
November 16, 2012
Why my library has this shelved with the YA books I will never know. It is definitely meant for the 10-13 age group. Reading it at 16 thinking that it was for teenagers really made it boring. I gave it three stars anyway because I know that if I had read it when I was younger I probably would've liked it.
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663 reviews22 followers
August 4, 2010
This book was so cute and funny that I couldn't stop reading it! I love it when a book can give a kid a lesson and still entertain them. A must read for anyone who loves a little magic in their lives.
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205 reviews130 followers
August 26, 2010
Utterly adorable - everything about it just screams cuteness!

The writing was witty and smart, the characters are supper adorable with heads on the shoulders (at least they start to have heads)!

Really amazing, smart read! :)
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Author 13 books253 followers
August 19, 2010
This book is fun. It will take you back to the days of sneaking the flashlight under the covers to read 'just one more chapter' of your Judy Blume or Goosebumps books. It's such a cute book. Pick it up for your kids!
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812 reviews20 followers
January 25, 2016
A fun, lighthearted middle grade read. Franny is a fun character, her bffs are both interesting and the character contrast between them really works. Granny is Hilarious!! Love her. I like that Franny really has to work at fixing things, not just use the magic to get things squared.
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