Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk

by Scott Jacobson, Todd Levin, Jason Roeder

 
GOOD GOD—YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG . . .
 
The Association for the Betterment of Sex (A.B.S.) presents Our Bodies, Our Junk , a radical and invaluable resource for improving your sexual communication—whether you have been in a committed relationship for years, or have just moments ago removed the shrinkwrap from your new Japanese body pillow. 
 
Here are just a few sensual revelations you’ll find within these
 
-    The precise location of the female G-spot (latitude and longitude)
-    “Going on tour with Midnight Oil” and more outmoded masturbation slang
-    Forced perspective and other techniques for visually enhancing the size of your member
-    The Top Five pastry-related euphemisms for female genitalia
-    How to score big at your next swingers’ party, with our crowd-pleasing ambrosia-salad recipe
-    Listings of “Don’t ask, Don’t tell” dry-cleaning services, for freshening up your vinyl fetishwear or adult-sized Tigger costume
-    Your first threesome, and how the ancient Mayans predicted it wouldn’t go over so hot
 
Exhaustively researched and fully illustrated, Our Bodies, Our Junk is a must-read for you, your sexual partner(s), and anyone who wishes there was more to sex than thrashing around for a few seconds and begging for forgiveness.

Genres: Humor, Comedy, Sexuality

256 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2010

Reviews

[The Book Nazi · Rating 3 out of 5]

Everybody, Everywhere is fascinated by SEX, So this must be like the Zillionth book written on this fascinating, Body sweating, Ass smackin, Cherry Poppin, Sweet Kissing, Dirt-talking, Fetish finding, Deep Penetrating and sometimes prematurely ejaculating thing Called Sex..

It's like a Sex for Dummies book but only funnier, Breaking things down to Types Of Condoms that range from Standard-Latex, Lubricated & Non Lubricated,Studded,Sheep Skin( Didnt really Know Condoms were first made from Sheep Skin untill I read this in the prehistoric era which prompted me to Think `Oh Shit, I'm so Lucky to be loving now cus i don't have wear disgusting dead animal skin around my penis' And Flavored condoms really takes, Suck my Lollipop to a whole another level!!

This Book also presents a lot of fascinating facts about SEX.. Well, Did Ya know that up untill the 1950, A good long stare at a pub or a club was considered getting to second base.. ;)

[Courtenay · Rating 5 out of 5]

If you like laughing, sex, and laughing during sex, you should get this book. Some stellar humor writers are behind this one, and it shows.

[Candy Sparks · Rating 1 out of 5]

Not worth reading. Great cover though.

[Oriana]

Written by friends of friends (of friends) & supposed to be hilarious...?

[Wendy]

I laughed so hard at JSnyd's review/comment that I HAD to add it to my reading list - well that and I'll read anything related to sex......

[Sarah · Rating 3 out of 5]

I laughed out loud a few times, but not a lot of real surprises. If you must, wait for it to hit Half Price Books.

[Elizabeth]

seriously irreverent

[Rizwan · Rating 2 out of 5]

This was unexpected. Hahah the little blurb and suggestion from Bonk made me think it was more of a science book. In retrospect should have looked at the author and reviews more closely.

[Dern · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious.

[Chris · Rating 4 out of 5]

A funny book, but probably best read a little at a time.