Greetings all. If you've stumbled upon my author profile here on Goodreads then I can only assume that means one of three things; one, you came here by accident. Oh, you meant to visit Joe Hill's author page? Yes, yes, that's fine. On you go. Two, you read something I wrote and were so appalled by it that you simply had to click on my author link in the hopes that you would find a photo of me so you could have an image of the person onto which you wish to project all of your hatred and disgust. This is also fine by me. Hello, yes, this is the face that will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your waking life. Now on you go. Three (and this is the most important one), you actually clicked on my name because you read something I wrote and actually enjoyed it. If this is the case (and I am aware of the unlikely nature of this), then feel free to browse around the place. Just make sure you lock up after you leave.