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272 pages, Paperback
First published September 23, 1985
‘And so the facts don’t mean much until you have interpreted them?’
The Night was far advanc’d, and the Clock struck Eleven as we entered the Street; I wanted no Coachman to see us, so I took him by the Arm and led him thro’ Alleys to the Church. He had so got his Load, as they say, that he came along with me quite willingly and was even ready to sing out loud as we cross’d the dark and empty Lanes.
Do you know this one, do you? he asks: Wood and clay will wash away, Wash away, wash away, Wood and clay will wash away I have forgot the rest, he adds as he links his Arm in mine. Then on reaching Lombard Street he looked up at me: Where are we going, Nick?
We are going Home, says I and pointed out to him the Church of St Mary Woolnoth with the Scaffolding upon it.
This is no Home, Nick, at least not for a Live Man.
Is Dust immortal then, I ask’d him, so that we may see it blowing through the Centuries? …And in a feigned Voice he murmured, For Dust thou art and shalt to Dust return. Then he made a Sour face, but only to laugh the more.
There's bodies decomposing in containers tonight
In an abandoned building where
A squatter's made a mural of a Mexican girl
With fifteen cans of spray paint and a chemical swirl
She's standing in the ashes at the end of the world
Four winds blowing through her hair
—"Four Winds", Bright Eyes, Cassadaga (2007)
What a strange, subtly troubling, idiosyncratic novel this was—not my first by Ackroyd, but the others (The House of Doctor Dee, The Trial of Elizabeth Cree, English Music, good books all) were read so long ago that it may as well have been....
Here, if the 19C had its Madwoman in the Attic, the harpsichord pavane which we imagine the 18C to have been is revealed to contain shadows within shadows, such that the vaunted 'Dialectic' of Enlightenment is rather a stately dance toward oblivion, if I interpret all of this murk correctly—not an Allegory of Love, but of Death, Decay, Darkness, all those other capital-Ds.
Nicolas Dyer (1661-1715) is portrayed as the devil-worshipping architect of an M Night Shyamalanian number of churches (7), who, as a young boy (after surviving the plague of 1665 and the Great Fire of London in 1666) is taught by his rescuer/necromancer Mirabilis that "Christ was the Serpent who deceiv'd Eve, and in the form of a Serpent entered the Virgin's womb", and that only human sacrifice can summon the Great Powers. This so impresses the lad that he commits the murder of a young virginal boy to sacralize each of those churches—let the 7 trumpets blow.
The actual architect of those churches was one Nicholas Hawksmoor(1661-1736), who in the late 20C is also the name of a Sherlock-wannabe-type of DCI investigating a number of interrelated murders around...you guessed it, said 7th Seal/Sign churches—while he is completely unaware of their history, he is deeply troubled by the haunting sense of a pattern that he cannot seem to bring to...light.
So intricate is the patterning that Mr. Ackroyd has accomplished here, it would take me another half-dozen (plus one!) readings to even begin to puzzle them all out. If, like Mr Dyer (perhaps) I had several transmigration-of-the-soul lifetimes (Met-Him-Pike-Hoses!), I could perchance to dream to do it...
But, alas, this Terpsichorean Travesty of a review endeth here—at merely the commencement of ¶6.
And it's the sum of man, slouching towards Bethlehem
A heart just can't contain all of that empty space
It breaks, it breaks, it breaks