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198 pages, Paperback
First published January 3, 1949
TANG THE ORACLE: I've given up opium.
WANG LIFA: What! Then you'll be able to make something of yourself!
TANG THE ORACLE: I've taken up heroin instead.
A SOLDIER: Balls! Who wants paper money? Give us silver dollars!
WANG LIFA: Sirs, where can I get silver dollars?
A SOLDIER: Balls! Beat the shit out of him!
POLICEMAN: Quick! Give them some more!
WANG LIFA (taking the money out of his pocket): You can burn my house down! I haven't one dollar more! (Hands over paper money.)
A SOLDIER: Balls. (Takes money, turns to go out, and, in passing, snatches away two new tablecloths. Exeunt the soldiers.)