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Picture Wakefield: He's divorced, lives alone in a comfortable, book-filled apartment in a sophisticated city. A motivational speaker, his talks leave audiences dispirited and anxious. But for this peculiar talent, he's nicely paid by corporate America, and he's in demand. Then one day the Devil shows up, walks right into Wakefield's tasteful living room, and says, "Time's up."
Just as literary Fausts have done for centuries, Wakefield makes a bargain with Satan, who as it turns out, is having his own existential crisis due to bureaucratic headaches and younger upstart demons in the afterworld. The Devil gives Wakefield a year to find an authentic life—or else it's curtains. So Wakefield travels across the country meeting New Age gurus, billionaire techno-geeks, global pioneers, gambling addicts and models who look like heroin addicts, venture capitalists, art collectors, rainforest protectors, and S and M strippers.
Andrei Codrescu brings his unique vision to the American character: our desire to change, renovate, and improve both our inner and outer worlds; to remodel not only our buildings but our bodies and minds.
Wakefield is an inspired novel—part metaphysical mystery, part travel adventure, part architectural romp—by turns funny and deadly serious.
1 pages, Audio CD
First published January 1, 2004
One day the Devil shows up. "I've come to take you."Now, I don't know about you, but I immediately thought of Mikhail Bulgakov's The Master and Margarita when I read that opening. And I was not wrong to do so; Andrei Codrescu himself brings up Bulgakov's classic novel explicitly, right away, on page 5 of his 2004 novel Wakefield.
"I'm not ready," says Wakefield.
"Why not? You don't have any reason to live."
Wakefield is scandalized. "Are you crazy? What kind of a thing is that to say to a man in the prime of life?"
—Prologue, p.1
"We Russians are sick of the devil, he did enough for us already. I come here to get away from devils. You a rich American, not too ugly, you have money to eat out, go to a show, anything you want. What you need the devil for, or God, or any of that stuff?"
—Zamyatin, p.11
The lecture business pays well: employers shell out a fortune to "motivate" workers, with the result that most employees are over-motivated and radiate so much positive energy that their companies are forced to grow to provide new (sometimes fictitious) outlets to contain this boundless enthusiasm. Some shrewd CEOs quietly seek out realists, even pessimists, to temper the aggressive good cheer. Wakefield's brand of motivation uniquely fits this latter need, and his schedule has become very busy.One senses a bit of sarcasm in the above...
—p.12
The dentists' wives, warmed by the martinis, are glowing, casting a golden light that gleams off the barfly's nose ring, Zamyatin's bald head, the gin bottle in the bartendress's hand as it hovers over a martini glass. Wakefield struggles not to feel optimistic. Optimism could wreck his career.
—p.17
"{...} There are millions of normals out there, all of them 'authentic.' I don't even deal with them, we've got cleaning crews for their kind, they scoop them up by the millions.... There's even been some discussion about cutting down costs by giving them all a virus at the same time, instead of individual heart attacks.... Those cost money!"I will admit that I had not considered this possible explanation for COVID-19...
—The Devil, p.40
He hadn't thought about God in a long time. It's like a former employer or an ex-wife, you rarely give them a thought if you can help it. Personally, he's always had the utmost respect for God, for not interfering. Admirable detachment. God is sleeping, let Him rest in peace.
—p.67
In addition to that understandable terror of waking up and having hair like Donald Trump's, having too much money can make a person feel guilty.If only more of our millionaires felt guilty about their money—not to mention their hair!
—p.78
Authenticity may not even be possible unless it's deliberately constructed.Whoa...
—p.101
{...} a sculpture of Pan welded from scraps of the shredded Iron Curtain.
—p.115
Cement represents the qualities the regime desired to foster: hardness and intransigence, in contrast to the undesirable qualities of flexibility and sensitivity, which were bourgeois. Hardness and Intransigence, together with their little brother, Vigilance, formed a masculine trinity, and the hard, intransigent, vigilant worker was our mascot. In the sexually repressed and conservative communist ethic, this hard worker implied also a proud, erect condition.
—p.119. (emphasis in original)
God may no longer be around, but the minions acting in His name are massing at all the exit points of liberty, blocking the escapes to imaginary worlds, to fantasy, to reverie, to wilderness, to play, even to one's flesh, and even to death, can you believe it.
—p.129
What if one day he's on stage facing the expectations of a hungry mob, and his inspiration snaps?
—Wakefield, p.137
and there they lived for hours safe inside each other
and that was the architecture of adolescence
which builds shelters of mystery for the unfolding
of its own mysteries
and that—to be perfectly honest—is the only
architecture I care for
and that—if you are honest—
is the only architecture you care for
that shelter-building adolescence pursuing only its love
away from governments police borders and pride of ownership.
—pp.147-148