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199 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published January 1, 1988
There's this old saying about how long a common cold lasts; seven days if you treat it, a week if you don't. Give or take a day or two, it works out like that every time for me and nearly everybody I know, except for Whiffy Klepitch, who drinks a fifth of rock and rye the minute he feels a sniffle coming on and gets under the covers to sweat it out. He swears he ain't had a cold that lasts more than five minutes in forty years. Also Whiffy's drunk a lot.