Ever fancied living in Brown Willy or Great Cockup? No? How about Badger's Mount or Lord Berkeley's Knob? With so many places to choose from in Britain you won't know if you're coming or going: Cock Alley, Derbyshire Lord Hereford's Knob, Powys PenisHole of Bugars, Shetland Islands Sandy Balls, Hampshire Spunkie, East Ayrshire Bitch Craig, Scottish Borders.
Stewart writes The Ballashiels Mysteries, a series of semi-comedic archaeological adventures (The Sphinx Swindle, The Dali Diaries, The Chaplin Conspiracy and others). He is also the author of Oversleeper (under the Matt Mountebank pseudonym), plus The Reluctant Rescue and a number of non fiction books including How to be a Writer. His scriptwriting includes Pokémon and The Mystery of Rennes-le-Chateau. He has a PhD in Creative Writing, specialising in P.G. Wodehouse.