Do help yourself to more dried halibut, young man, before it resurrects.
We already know, courtesy of P G Wodehouse and his remarkable gentleman’s gentleman Jeeves, that a diet of fish is conducive of higher thought processes. But can it eventually lead to miracles of a biblical nature? This is what the Bishop of Reykjavik wants to determine.
The undersigned, known henceforth as [the] BoRe, as in book reviewer, is here to tell you the story of EmBi, as in emissary of the bishop, a young student who is dispatched summarily by his superior in the Church to investigate strange goings on in a remote parish situated next to a famous landmark, Snaeffelsjokull, that vast tureen-lid of the world as it is described at one point by the same Embi. So grab yourself pen and paper, a tape-recorder, some dry fish or some fish oil pellets and head to the Glacier.
The first thing is to have the will; the rest is technique.
EmBi is tasked to deliver a report on the status of Christianity at Glacier, after the Ministry of Ecclesiastical Affairs in the capital receives numerous alarming reports about the hi-jinks of the local pastor. The Bishop insists that the young student needs no qualifications as a spy or gospel credentials for his investigations, his task being simply to report back what he sees or hears, without commentary. Apparently, Embi was chosen because he knows how to operate a tape recorder.
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This is my first novel from Laxness, and I didn’t really know what to expect. For sure, it wasn’t laugh out loud funny scenes, biting satire and absurdist dialogues from a Scandinavian, although previous experiences with Nordic black humour from Frans Bengtsson and even from the crime novels of Sjowall and Wahloo should have given fair warning.
The author’s choice of setting here is explained by the same Bishop, as an aspirational goal to match the greatest writers of literature with a local offering. In the context of the Nobel Prize won by Laxness, even if it was for a different batch of writing, all I can deliver is applause for a task well done, a story that deserves to be included among Icelandic national treasures.
Don’t you find it odd that the greatest French writers should have written books about Iceland that made them immortal? Victor Hugo wrote ‘Han d’Islande’, Pierre Loti wrote ‘Pecheurs d’Islande’, and Jules Verne crowned it with that tremendous masterpiece about Snaeffelsjokull - ‘Voyage au Centre de la Terre’?
So, Embi retraces the journey of Jules Verne's adventurers to Snaeffelsjokull, not in search of the center of the Earth, but in a spiritual quest to define Christianity in a modern context. The guy who wrote the introduction to my edition of the novel is spot on when he remarks that this book is a mashup of several genres, but with science fiction coming at the top of the list:
as a species of storytelling, science fiction is a modern variant of the literature of allegorical quest. It often takes the form of a perilous or mysterious journey, recounted by a venturesome but ignorant traveler who braves obstacles to confront another reality that is charged with revelations. He – for it is always a he – stands for humanity as apprenticeship, since women are not thought to be representative of human beings in general but only of women.
Both the allegorical angle and the position of women in society are useful keys for the reader to unlock the most obscure aspects of the conversations Embi will have with the oddball people living under the sign of the Glacier. Another useful trivia, that I only discovered only after finishing the lecture, is that a young Halldor Laxness spent some years in his youth with Catholic Monks, thinking of joining their ranks. In later years, in post - Depression America, the author was very engaged with social issues and the struggle of common people. Which might explain some of the themes the current novel tackles, but not the satirical tone of the narrative – the main attraction for me. Like, for example, the way Embi is emulating a tragic Hamlet, considering whether to squash or not to squash the bluebottle flies that found their way into his dismal parsonage lodging?
Were they there as substitutes for art in the house? Or decoration? Were they there instead of goldfish or canaries? Perhaps both. Pictorial art is a delusion of the eye, whereas flies are living ornaments and much more lively than flowers, what’s more, because flowers are languid in their movements and keep silent. Even goldfish are silent, but the bluebottle is the poor man’s canary, endowed with a singing voice that awakens memories in the minds of visitors.
Fish and flowers, bluebottles and birds in the sky will continue to weave their music between the existential problems Embi is facing now, side by side with a near constant hunger induced by a strict diet of ‘tidal waves of coffee along with the obligatory flotsam of sweetcakes’:
What are primus stoves, exactly? What’s a primus stove?
Small wonder the young Embi is starting to see walrus ghosts and despair of ever making sense of either the people at Glacier or the position of Pastor Jon Primus regarding Church dogma. Pastor Jon has locked the doors of the local church, spends his days shoeing horses or fixing broken machinery in remote places, and avoids sermons, burials and other official ceremonies like the plague. But is he a heretic?
Now, that is the question ...
Pastor Jon Primus: I was hoping the bishop would be coming himself. He’s a terribly agreeable chap. I always find it so enjoyable to blether with the old fellow. We don’t agree about anything. But everything depends on agreeing to disagree.
Pastor Jon is a very familiar figure for me. It took me several of his conversations with Embi before the reason for this became apparent: Jon is a typical Kurt Vonnegut hero, the simple man who speaks common sense to indoctrinated people and who, because of this, is considered unhinged. The similarity was so strong that the very next novel I picked up was “God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater”, which of course confirmed my first impression. Probably the science-fiction remark from the introduction played a part in this, next to the obvious satirical nature of the inquiries of Embi.
Many people criticize me for giving hay-sweepings to alien free-range horses and shoeing out-parish herds. I ask – what is an out-parish herd and what is an in-parish herd?
Even more oddball characters cut form the Vonnegut cloth will appear, like the horse farrier who keeps misplacing one red horse and one grey horse, the housekeeper who only serves sweet cakes, the widow with the scrubbing bush, the poet who drives a twelve ton truck, the international magnate who wants to communicate directly with distant galaxies or the three ragged shepherds/magi/gurus who come to Glacier to witness a new Miracle.
Poor Embi is assaulted from all corners either by coffee canisters, conspiracy theories or radical revelations. It’s no wonder he begins to see walrus ghosts or to contemplate reality as the head-bone of a fish.
poet Jodinus Alfberg: Don’t you realise, man, that before he invented the secret, submarines couldn’t come up to the surface? And parachutes couldn’t come down to earth?
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Helgi of Torfhvalastadir in Langavatnsdalur : As it says in the booklet, in Iceland protomory and heteromory and dysexelixis prevail. No one understands bioradiophony or astrotelekinesis.
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Dr. Mundi Syngmann : The main point is that here at Glacier the divine oxen of immortality will be harnessed to the plough of the soul: we are in Supercommunion, and the origins of life are in our power.
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Prince Polo biscuits were all that the nation indulged in as a sweetener after the centuries of black pudding and whale meat.
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Palisander wood’s just right
To make a kitchen look a sight;
‘Cause I can turn the dark to light
By painting all the black zinc-white.
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Saknussem II: Why do people pick flowers? Have people a quarrel with them? In our innermost selves there is something that is analogous to them. They are too good to live. We pick them and make garlands of them for ourselves because we love them.
Embi: It is certainly instructive to hear you preach, sir.
Saknussemm II: Why do people shoot animals? Because people love them, love them as themselves, love them so deeply they could eat them. The flower dwells defenceless in your innermost self.
With such conversational gambits, including an extremely long and hard to avoid poem about wood, pastor Jon Primus will eventually emerge as the only sane person around, excepting of course Embi, whose job description demands he maintains a strictly neutral position of observer. The lessons pastor Jon Primus wants to convey do not come from the gospel books, but from the lilies of the field, the kittiwakes that return each spring, the snow buntings who survive the harshest blizzards as well as the horses that need shoeing, the broken primuses and the wasteful quick-freezing plants.
Poo-tee-weet? :
Pastor Jon: It’s a pity we don’t whistle at one another, like birds. Words are misleading. I am always trying to forget words. That is why I contemplate the lilies of the field, but in particular the glacier. If one looks at the glacier for long enough, words cease to have any meaning on God’s earth.
It would be an unpardonable offence against his equanimity to call pastor Jon a simpleton, out of touch with the larger world or with the history of the church. On the contrary, he shows repeatedly in offhand remarks that he is fluent in both ecclesiastical and economic theory.
They lied so fast in the Middle Ages they hadn’t even time to hiccup. is Pastor Jon commentary on the saintliness of church leaders. Although, he is equally inspired by nature and by the mystical poetry of San Juan de la Cruz.
Pastor Jon: Whoever doesn’t live in poetry cannot survive here on earth.
Living in poetry is linked to his yearning for a long absent wife Ua, a magical mystery woman that I have saved for the end of my review. Until then, I have more examples of Pastor Jon’s poetry and heretical wisdom that I want to save here for easy reference.
Now pastor Jon Primus laughed. Philosophy and theology have no effect on him, much less plain common sense. Impossible to convince this man by arguments. But humour he always listens to, even though it be ill humour. A typical Icelander, perhaps. Sometimes your emissary would have given a lot, however, to be able to see the world from the standpoint of pastor Jon Primus.
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Pastor Jon: I begin to look forward to the spring during the last months of winter as soon as the first kittiwake comes flying in over the land. In summer there grows this little flower that dies. In the autumn I begin to look forward to winter, when everything falls silent except the surf, and rusted locks, useless pots, and broken knives pile up around this jack-of-all-trades. Perhaps one will be allowed to die by candlelight at Christmas while the earth sails into the darkness of the universe where God lives and all the Christmas elves.
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Pastor Jon: Agreement is what matters. Otherwise everyone will be killed.
Embi: Agreement about what?
Pastor Jon: It doesn’t matter. For instance, quick-freezing plants, no matter how bad they are. When I repair a broken lock, do you then think it’s an object of value or a lock for some treasure chest? Behind the last lock I mended there was kept one dried skate and three pounds of rye-meat.
This is probably the most important lesson to hear in our increasingly polarized and intransigent society. Laxness himself considered it important enough to repeat and underline it in the novel:
But everything depends on agreeing to disagree.
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The one thing that remains is what lives deepest within yourself, even though you glide from one galaxy to another. Nothing can change that. And now let’s munch our shark meat.
Thank you for your attention, and don’t forget folks: eat fish with all your meals for your spiritual sanity!
Thank you Mr. Laxness for this crazy merry-go-round the Glacier!
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The men at Glacier, Embi and Jon Primus and Mundi and the three gurus, spend a lot of time discussing philosophy or religion or economics, but it is the women who are the keepers of the secrets of the Universe, the alpha and omega of Life. Embi is warned about this on the first day of his visit:
On the whole, there are various things at Glacier that people would find difficult to understand if understanding of the womenfolk is lacking.
‘L‘eternel feminin’ as the guiding principle of philosophy is offered here as an alternative to the testosterone fuelled norms of classic science-fiction from my earlier quotation. Womanhood gains a mystical, powerful and secret identity meant to replace so many religions written by men and for men.
Pastor Jon: Such women are a miracle.
Embi: The alpha and omega of power-lust!
Pastor Jon: In the same way as the mother’s womb.
Embi: I really cannot set that down. The bishop would think I had gone mad.
Pastor Jon: I wish you could get to know this woman some time, young man.
Embi: What for?
Pastor Jon: You would understand life.
Embi is granted an audience with this elusive yet generous avatar of the Goddess, a woman of many names beside Ua, names that are supposed to reveal Her universality.
Embi: I am wondering for whom you are knitting sea-mittens.
Woman: I have introduced sea-mittens to Peru.
This Ua is a worthy companion to pastor Jon, sharing some of his views on religion and spirituality, going even a step further in pointing out the limitations of the current issues [... and I would love to unleash her on some of those politicians and church leaders who believe they can control the bodies of women]:
Woman: In our society the rules about love are made either by castrated men or impotent grey-beards who lived in caves and ate moss-campion roots. Sometimes also by perverted celibates who walk around in skirts, some say wearing women’s knickers underneath. Decent women would hardly have cared to have a Church Father as a table companion.
Yet, Embi’s tape recorder witnesses as many baffling and contradictory statements from Woman as he got from Jon Primus and the other men. The other women at Glacier beside Ua are equally disturbing for the young man and equally obscure in their revelations:
Mrs. Fina Jonsen: they never wash, are never seen to eat or sleep, never read a book but never stumped by anyone, however learned, never age, and they have exceedingly beautiful navels.
Ua has the power to make EmBi wish to remain by her side instead of returning to the Bishop with his findings. Will he or won’t he? That’s already another story! The BoRe will tell you about it if and when he will come across it.