Borrowed a hardcover copy from my local library on a whim. 2½ stars, rounded up.
Because it's a collection of different stories in various tones, it was difficult to rate. This was in the horror section, and I love ghost stories, but none of these were even remotely frightening to me, which could be due to any number of things ranging from matters of personal taste to changes in cultural attitudes over time. So, I was disappointed by the complete and utter lack of spine-chilling vibes, but to make matters worse, the short stories are also definitely, obviously the products of their times, which is to say they are at times extremely, jarringly racist and frustratingly sexist even in the moments when the characters aren't being as loudly misogynist as possible. There are a few enjoyable moments littered throughout the collection— cheeky bits and delightful descriptions— but overall, meh. Honestly, having this as my current ongoing read has demotivated me from reading much of anything recently.
The Haunted and the Haunters — just, like, fine. Not a bad start to the book, but the ending of the short story put me off. It felt nonsensical and eyeroll-worthy compared to the reasonable bits leading up to it.
The Damned Thing — interestingly, this one kind of reminds me of modern sci-fi. Not bad.
The Monkey's Paw — underwhelming.
The Phantom Rickshaw — hated this one.
The Willows — really good use of suspense. I actually liked this one.
The Rival Ghosts — pretty funny, honestly? Reads like a crack fic, for those familiar with the term.
The Man Who Went Too Far — interesting, but I have to admit I don't really get it.
The Mezzotint — this one had a lot of potential, and I was interested, but it felt like it could've done with more exploration of concept. As-is, it fell a little flat for me.
The Open Window — absolutely fucking hilarious. 15 year old girl pranks grown ass adult and mentally goes "me when I lie"
The Beckoning Fair One — complicated feelings about this one. As a concept it's basically the predecessor to Christine, but instead of a jealous car, it's a possessive house. Kind of hilarious to watch this dude peacock for what he knows is a ghost (an OG monsterfucker, I guess) but I'm put off by the way he treats his friend, and while it seemed purposeful, I found the wishy-washy nature of his thought patterns/feelings about the situation hard to follow. I also found the ending pretty unsatisfying.
On the Brighton Road — short, sweet, cheeky, effective. Kind of makes me think of the track NOT ENTIRELY ALONE by the Narcissist Cookbook.
The Considerate Hosts — kind of casually, lowkey irreverent in a way I found really enjoyable. Not scary but definitely still a ghost story. Just... kind of on the side of the ghosts being normal people.
August Heat — another case of an intriguing idea that was barely given the space to be a bullet point. I would've liked if this had gone somewhere (anywhere?) but it ends very abruptly without actually going into... anything. There's a difference between leaving things open to the audience and just... not writing the story.
The Return of Andrew Bentley — this, at least, is something of a spooky story, though I couldn't really get past the overly dark and villainous characterisation of magic, sorcery, familiars, etc. Sure, man, whatever. lmfao
The Supper at Elsinore — I honestly can't even begin to fathom why the fuck this is the story the compiler decided to close the collection with. It is so incredibly fucking boring— just an absolute slog— and it isn't even a ghost story until maybe the last 20% of it. Then, surprise, the dead guy who is framed as a beloved protagonist turns out to be a slaver and probably a rapist. What the hell, man.