AGHH!!! WHAT DID I JUST READ???
Strap in, because this review has tons of spoilers, you were warned.
The book opens promisingly enough. What we assume will be the main character (Aiden) is a nice Latin teacher of a rather run-down Irish college (high school). He wants to be principal/headmaster but instead a POS named Tony who is a womanizing, chain-smoking go-getter gets the position. Tony is also sleeping with AIDEN'S YOUNG DAUGHTER.
Okay, I think. The book is going to be all about how Tony gets his comeuppance. But no, at the end of the book, Tony ends up with this girl that NUMEROUS people say looks young enough to be his daughter, and they're going to get married and she's already stopped taking her birth control. THIS IS PORTRAYED AS A GOOD THING and the fact that Aiden was icked out by this is just a silly, fatherly hang-up, and possibly a reflection of his jealousy of Tony.
But if that was just the book, that would be bad enough. But no, the the main focus of the book is an Italian night class at the college, and we get the back story of every. single. fucking character in the class, plus all of their relatives, children, spouses, all of it. The book isn't even a coherent narrative, more like a sketch for an entire novel within every chapter.
The teacher of the class ("Signora") is fluent in Italian because years ago, she pursued a man to Italy. When he informed her he was getting married to another woman, she STAYED IN THE SMALL TOWN AND LIVED OPENLY AS HIS MISTRESS, with his wife knowing this all the while. Lady, I don't care that you rationalize that the marriage he made was essentially arranged by his family. His wife loved her husband, this is a small fucking village, and you humiliated his wife for years. Yet when she goes back to Ireland after her lover dies, the fact that her own mother is horrified at her daughter's behavior is portrayed as weird-ass cranky Irish Catholicism. Signora is depicted as a saint, helping the family with whom she is boarding back in Ireland, educating every single student in the night class (even those with developmental learning challenges) brilliantly in the Italian language, and thinking nothing of herself.
But the worst incident is when, in one of the student's backstories (Laddy), we learn that his elder sister was a competent woman who inherited a farm, left her nursing career to raise her siblings after their parents' unexpected death, but was raped and impregnated by a hired hand. What does she do? Does she go to the police? Does she get an illegal abortion? Does she send the hired hand away? NO SHE GODDDAMNED MARRIES HER RAPIST BECAUSE WHY, BECAUSE FUCKING IRELAND, I GUESS? It's blamed on this guy being drunk, and of course he loves her, when he's not drunk, which is basically all the time. Laddy kills the guy to save his sister's life (awesome, Laddy doesn't get caught) but then the sister drops dead of cancer. But the baby from the rape survives, so that's cool? All of this happens within a page or two, and there is zero sense of this being very traumatic for the woman. It's kinda portrayed as, this shit happens, women have to deal?
I shit you not, in another backstory, a woman is suicidal and clinically depressed to the point of hospitalization because of her husband's infidelity. She's "cured" by a mousy little girl named Fiona telling the woman (Aiden's wife Nell) to back off and HAVING HER COLORS DONE. Because it's the late 80s/early 90s and Color Me Beautiful cures all.
I couldn't even with this book. Was this the same author who wrote Circle of Friends? Who ended it, differently from the film, by NOT having Bennie settle for a guy who cheated on her, and getting on with herself and her education?
I am so disappointed. Do not read this book.