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352 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2005
... They all combined in one edifice of many storeys, and architectural material, metaphorical and mystical extending from the basement to empire to the canopy of heaven. "If you are an IB fan," I told Martin as we reached the top of the rise, "this place is the Holy of Holies."
"Not for him it isn't," said Martin, with a nod towards the first visible feature of the Thousand-Column Hall: the bare arse, a few yards in front of us, of a man having a crap.
The man pulled up his trousers and sauntered off. Looking about, we noticed a dozen more naked backsides. Muhammad Shah's palace had become a vast and spacious al fresco public lavatory; a fact confirmed by the prevailing odours, which were not those of aloes-wood and rose-water. And no longer might one say, as did IB's contemporary Isami, that angels swept the place clean, morning and evening, with their wings: the entire site was booby-trapped with faeces.