Bullet Review:
I don't read much pure romance, but if reading the blog Smart Bitches, Trashy Books tells me everything, this is the purest example of romance you can get:
+ Alpha male
+ Delicate female
+ Big Misunderstandings
+ People Unable to Just Talk to Each Other
+ A Plot that Goes Nowhere
+ Unsexy Sexy times in the last 25%
+ Instalove (or something damn near like it)
Let this tide you over while I write up my full thoughts.
Full Review:
Rand T'Ash is the final member of GrandHouse Ash; he was the sole survivor of a fire, forced to survive the slums called "Downwind". A powerful Flair (think "magic") user, he is now on a quest for his HeartMate. The unfortunate thing? His HeartMate is Danith Mallow, a common woman who already has a gallant (think "boyfriend"). She doesn't want a fancy life; she just wants a family, to belong, to be loved and not abandoned or abused anymore. Can the two ever get past their barriers and become HeartMates?
I really feel the need to start out this review with a few caveats:
+ I don't read much romance.
+ I have little patience for idiotic characters.
+ I have little patience for pushy characters.
+ I read books for enjoyment. I don't open up a book to hate it. I don't open up a book to insult either the author or the people who like the book.
This book was this month's buddy read. It's a stretch beyond the usual science fiction and fantasy reads I typically do, but I like romantic stories. "The Mad Scientist's Daughter" is one of my favorite reads, and you could easily sell that as a romance story (because, duh, it is). But there are a lot of tropes and cliches in the genre (well, in MANY genres) that just on principle I ABSOLUTELY HATE. I hate d-bag alpha male Tarzan types who shove their women aside to protect them and take ownership of their love interest. I hate the heroine who has magical powers she doesn't know, learns them within two days (when everyone else takes a lot more time to come into their powers), is the most beautiful woman in existence, and has some "feminine" power like healing or being a mother. I hate love stories which force the couple too hard and then suddenly, overnight as if someone flipped a switch, the two are madly in love and can't stop clawing clothes off each other.
"Heart Mate", TO ME, was that kind of book. Rand and Danith are that annoying Romantic Couple. He pushes his way into Danith's life, ruining it in the process, never asking or letting her make choices - and Danith has no choice but to let it happen, since he won't take no for an answer. She gets mad (point to her), but Rand never listens, instead forcing himself in her life against her will (consent? What's that?!). Any other characters are flat, 2-D people put in solely so that Rand and Danith can whinge about their problems.
The entire plot is just a series of weird, disjointed events meant to inject drama and try to convince the reader A) these two belong together, B) delay the eventual sex scenes, and C) get this book to its requisite 300+ pages. When you finally reach The Sex Scene, suddenly, the couple goes from barely tolerating each other to full-fledged lovers, aching to be held by the other constantly, swelling manhoods and damp panties galore. Two days after that, the hero convinces himself that she doesn't love him for realsies, so he leaves. A week later - almost more time than Rand and Danith have even known of each other - and two pages later, everything is hunky dory. Leaving the reader wondering what the entire point of that delay was.
Well, that's not entirely fair. Because, you see, I can't really HATE this book because there were aspects I liked - smart aspects that I am more upset weren't explored to their full extent.
For instance, I 100% support Danith not wanting Rand butting into her life. SHE should have the right to choose who to include in her life. We as women are constantly forced to smile, to conform to society's body image, to be okay with terrible people so as not to hurt feelings. Danith routinely did NOT want Rand and told him so - and if he loved her so much, he should have respected her space. (And I ain't buying any of that "Downwind" bullsh!t - he had no problems honoring other people's space in this book.)
I also 100% loved Danith's real crisis about her Flair and her new status as Noble. While I think her rise from Miz to GrandLady (a whopping 2 level jump in class) was rather silly and "Mary Sue", I loved her real, true concern that if she just immediately accepted Rand and became his HeartMate, she would never know who Danith was. THAT WAS EPIC and should have been at the forefront of this book, the real reason Danith kept holding Rand at bay.
While we're at it, both Rand and Danith's hangups about the relationship are very valid. Rand was the sole survivor of a fire and had a rough life - I totally understand why saying "I love you" and "I care about you" are hard on him. I also get why maybe being friendly and approachable for him. Likewise, I totally understand Danith being hesitant about Rand because of his brusqueness and the fact he has no family. And her fear about becoming a Noble with a great Flair? I get it - change is tough on a person, and leaving the life and potentially the friends you had behind is tough.
And lastly, there was Zanth the cat. Zanth is probably what made me stick with this far longer than I should have because he was a freakin' riot. His speaking in choppy English wasn't silly at all, and I could totally imagine my cats behaving similarly to how he does.
But even with those highlights, I can't overlook the serious problems. The lack of boundaries. How Rand shoved Danith behind him every time there was a hint of danger. Danith's ease of learning Flair (she goes through two Passages in the course of the last half of this book, jumps 2 class levels, and is the only person in society to be an Animal Healer - Mary Sue much?). The inability of characters to TALK to each other. The fact so many good things appear (Danith's fear of losing family of becoming a noble, her tendency to run or hide when things get tough, Rand's difficulty with being honest about his emotions) and aren't given the space to really become a great story. Even simple things like the silly way people spoke "Downwind", the unclear borders of this "Downwind" area (apparently really close to Noble properties?! WTF?), the silly lingo for pants (trous) and tins of tea (t'tin). And then, of course, how freakin' long it takes to get to my smut - and how incredibly cliched and silly it was (and unsexy!) when it appeared.
That said, I feel bad writing all this because this book (and series!) is apparently well-loved. The relatively few people who have written 1- or 2-star don't mention most of the things I found irritating, so I think it must just be me and my unfamiliarity with the romance genre. If so, that's OK - we're all different right? Just like Rand and Danith, we can break down our barriers and become HeartMates - I mean, friends - after all :)