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277 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 8, 2003
Heather shakes me by the sleeve. “Did my brother kiss you or not?”
All of a sudden this short pudgy woman with a floppy hat, an apron, and a big fish comes up and says, “Unhand her, y’wench!” Heather just totally ignores her, so she says it louder, “Unhand her, I say!”
Now, I’m thinking, Who in the world is this woman, and what’s she doing holding that big ol’ ugly fish by the tail, when all of a sudden she takes a step back and ker-splat, she smacks Heather across the back with the broad side of the fish.
Heather cries, “Oooohhhh!” but I think she was way more grossed out than hurt. She lets go of my sleeve and shrieks at the pudgy woman, “You hit me with a fish? I’m gonna sue! I’m gonna sue you for—”