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372 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1991


”My dear Maturin, how very happy I am to see you! We had given you up for lost. I trust you are well?”
“Perfectly well, I thank you, Governor; only a little ruffled,” said Stephen, whose face was indeed somewhat less sallow than usual. “The sergeant offered me fourpence to go away.”
[...]
“Lord, Raffles,” cried his wife, coming in, “What is that very ill smell? Has something died behind the wainscot?”
“My dear,” said the Governor, “It is this new plant, which is to be named after Dr Maturin.”
[...]
“It would I am sure be indiscreet to ask why you were turned before the mast,” said the Dutch lady most at home in English.
“Well, ma’am,” said Jack with an engaging leer, “it was partly due to my devotion to the sex, but even more because I stole the captain’s tripe.”
“Sex?” cried the Dutch ladies, “Tripe?” They whispered among themselves, blushed, looked very grave, and fell silent.
[...]
“You are luckier than I am in that way. They do not look upon you with any respect. That is to say, not with any undue respect. I mean they have an amazing respect for you, of course; but they do not look upon you as a superior being.”
“Do they not? They certainly looked upon me as a very disagreeable one this afternoon. I was cursed sullen, snappish and dogged with them all.”
“You astonish me. Had something put you out?”
“I had set aside a corpse for opening, an interesting case of the marthambles; I was going to ask your good word as duty bound, but before I could do so some criminal or at least some busy hand had sewn it up and placed it among those you buried.”
“What a ghoul you are, Stephen, upon my word.”
[...]
Killick came in and stood breathing heavily in the doorway and looking disagreeable. They took no notice, intent upon their letters; he came forward to the table and moved some knives and forks, quite unnecessarily, and with unnecessary noise.
“Get out, Killick,” said Jack, without looking round.
“Killick, you break in upon my thoughts,” said Stephen.
“Which I only came to say that the cook has burnt the soup, the Doctor ain’t shaved yet, and your honour has spilt ink on your breeches, your only decent breeches.”
“God’s blood - hell and death, so I have,” cried Jack.
[...]
“You may recall that last time we had the happiness of walking in the Brazilian rainforest I was bitten by an owl-faced night ape.”
“Certainly I do. How you bled!”
“This time I was bitten by a tapir, and bled even more.”
“A tapir, for all love?”